Mrs Kim Jong is ill (think DEAD PARROT sketch)

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Wife of Kim Jong-il Gravely Ill: Sankei
Chosun Ilbo, South Korea - Aug 11
Quoting an intelligence source in Seoul, Japan's Sankei Shimbun reported Wednesday that rumors are circulating that 51-year-old Ko Yong-hi, the wife of North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, has slipped into critical condition...

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Ko Young-hi (aka 'Koh Young-hee' 'Ko Yong-Hi' 'Ko Yong-hui' and the 'Mother Of Pyongyang') is Kim's third wife and was born in Japan.

Is North Korean Leader's Mistress Dead?
New York Times, Aug 26 {persistent rumor causing "free" regristration required}
-- - South Korean government officials are struggling to confirm persistent reports from North Korea of the recent death of its leader Kim Jong Il's favorite mistress, a former dancer who was elevated in the Communist state's pantheon to the status of "respected mother." ... "She was the only one who could tell him 'no,' " continued the chef, who worked for 13 years for the North's ruling family. "I have never seen anyone say no to Kim Jong Il, not even high-ranking officials."
In addition to removing a brake on the mercurial leader's impulses, the death of North Korea's "great woman," as North Korean propaganda called her, complicates the succession issue in the Communist world's first dynasty. ....
"If Koh Young Hee had not died at this moment, one of her two sons would be a high candidate for successor," said Kim Duk Hong, who defected in 1997. "But now that she is dead, all three sons are in the same position."

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She's resting!

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We hope to confirm the whereabouts of Soviet Supreme Pongi soon.

Isn't obvious? Soviet Supreme and Lil' Kim have eloped.


In other news...she's VERY ill.

N. Korean leader's wife confirmed dead
SEOUL, Aug. 30, Kyodo -The wife of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il died of heart attack earlier this month, Yonhap News Agency reported Monday.
Quoting sources in Beijing, Yonhap said it has confirmed through various channels that a funeral service was held after the 51-year-old Koh Young Hee died Aug. 13.