General Pick Up lines

[OLLITROP]

Ok guys, I heard that it is almost impossible to not go home with a Japanese girl after walking into one of the Clubs in Roppongi! I say that cant be true and that someone has to have "some" kind of "game".

Can you guys give me the skinny on this? So far I have learned one phrase that I can use on the local honey's:

Asobe Tai, which I am told means: Let's Play

Once a guy told me that he would go around the club he was in and ask evey girl that looked decent if they wanted to f*ck! The answers he got varied from slaps in the face, fuck off loser and even YES! Eventually he got to one that DID say yes.

What are other "Discreet" ways of asking a local girl to go home with you and play hide the sausage in Japanese?

[GomiGirl]

Buy a dictionary, take some Japanese lessons - perhaps some manners wouldn't go astray either!! Unfortunately it is guys like you that give foreigners a bad name!!

[ronin juku]

Buy a dictionary, take some Japanese lessons - perhaps some manners wouldn't go astray either!!

All of the above (go gomi go) and IMAGINATION.

The brain is a much neglected sexual organ

[GomiGirl]

Pickup lines are the worst!! How about witty banter? Send her over a drink to "break the ice" - actually somebody did that to me recently and I was most impressed... it was very polite using the bartender as the go-between...

Also I don't want to burst Ollitrops bubble - but not all the local "honeys" are waiting just for him to step off the boat... the ones waiting at the docks will be your best bet - but as for ones in bars/street corners/supermarkets - a bit of respect, manners and definitely imagination will go a long way for a date/root/shag on a sat night.

Working on SPAM approach - eg sending out a heap of junk praying for a 0.01% return for effort - get some dignity... nothing scares of a honey more than a desperate, half-tanked, testosterone charged punter.

Why is it that guys ask other guys for pickup tips... believe it or not we (girls) are all different and their are no "tricks" of "games". If you just want a quick shag - pay a professional.

[ronin juku]

Yes, nothing better than a man that gives good head, and by that I mean witty banter

Then there was that one time that "I want to f**k you" worked, but there was a foundation of hilarious non verbal eye contact that was an indication of a very saucy bloke. The cheesy/sleazy only works for the highly evolved.

Sadly, sex imitates life sometimes. There are pedestrians amoung us that want sex like a microwave dinner , fast food f**king if you are one of these take Gomi Girls advice and go to a proffessional .

[GomiGirl]

Yes, nothing better than a man that gives good head, and by that I mean witty banter

And never a truer word spoken....

[Crispy]

Pickup lines are the worst!! How about witty banter?

Witty banter only works when you are sober, or close. I am convinced that pick-up lines were created to replace witty banter in the case of severe inebriation. So, as long as men hit on women while drunk, there will be a use for lines.

[Steve Bildermann]

The asobitai 38 years old, divorced with three kids, enough makeup to make her bulletproof, hair to the ceiling, hot pants and tiger striped tube top, sitting at the other end of the bar

My kind of girl.

And if you want a housewife in Aisle 4 supermarket pickup line, I think Steve Martin had nearly perfect.

[Pickup line.]
Vincent Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
Vincent Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff.

[befamfivh]

Witty banter only works when you are sober, or close. I am convinced that pick-up lines were created to replace witty banter in the case of severe inebriation. So, as long as men hit on women while drunk, there will be a use for lines.

If you're severly inebriated, you probably shouldn't be hitting on women. Even if your lame pickup lines work, you'll only make a fool of yourself in the bedroom

[Crispy]

I am personally not a lush and have never even been pissed, but my friends have reported drunken bedroom activities that, while being prone to unpleasant after-discoveries (such as finding yourself alone, covered with half eaten muffins and your clothes flushed down the toilet), they would seek out again.

[GomiGirl]

I am convinced that pick-up lines were created to replace witty banter in the case of severe inebriation. So, as long as men hit on women while drunk, there will be a use for lines.

Case in point of the SPAM approach... guys use them but the success rate is less than 1%. Why not use an approach with better odds?

For the most part, girls are interested in guys as much as the guys are interested in them... you don't need any "tricks" or schemes. If you do we just think you are tragic and won't get very far which explains the poor success rate of pick-up lines. This is universal!!!

I wish that guys in bars will stop thinking that females are from another planet - we are the same species (alright some of us are goddess') - so treat us normally. You will be surprised at the result. We are sick and tired of lame pick-up lines and we have probably heard them all.

[cstaylor]

I wish that guys in bars will stop thinking that females are from another planet

Sometimes I get the feeling that most people I meet are from a different planet.

[GomiGirl]

I wish that guys in bars will stop thinking that females are from another planet

Sometimes I get the feeling that most people I meet are from a different planet.

Must be the company you keep... and the places you frequent.

Actually now that I think about it - I tend to agree... what does that say??

[cstaylor]

I think there's this big disconnect between people... at least in Japan it's been formalized, but I get the impression that the more "advanced" a society the less likely it is for people to feel connected... maybe this what Marx was referring to when he described the alienation of the people.

[GomiGirl]

I think there's this big disconnect between people... at least in Japan it's been formalized, but I get the impression that the more "advanced" a society the less likely it is for people to feel connected... maybe this what Marx was referring to when he described the alienation of the people.

Is this why web-boards and chat rooms are so popular??

I have tried to meet my neighbours in my building but they are so shy... I don't think that I am soooo scarey... well maybe just a little.

But to return to the original thread - there has always been a real divide between the sexes which is not helped by the drive-by shag/instant gratification approach. There is a place for that (hence the "seek a professional" advice) but there is more value in a person than just "rubbing uglies".

So learn the value of real communication - language as well as culture - and the world is your oyster.

[befamfivh]

Did you try giving them some soba when you moved in? I heard that was something of a traditional thing (or maybe just cute considering the play on words involved) to do when you move somewhere. It seems like it'd be a good way to warm the nihonjin up to the new gaijin next door.

[tokyojoe]

Did you try giving them some soba when you moved in? I heard that was something of a traditional thing (or maybe just cute considering the play on words involved) to do when you move somewhere. It seems like it'd be a good way to warm the nihonjin up to the new gaijin next door.

Don`t do what my friend did. When he moved to Japan he brought carrot soup to his neighbor, a little old lady. Trying to use Japanese he mistakenly told her it was `ningen soup` (human soup). She screamed and slammed the door. After that she wouldn`t talk to him again.

[OLLITROP]

GomiGirl: I am very sorry I did not in any way mean to offend you or anyone else for that matter, I think I have been mis-interpreted, the whole context I wanted to get across in my post was sort of a joke.

"Hey listen to this guys, funny or what?" That's the type of message I wanted to get across, I guess I have to post more often so people will actually understand that coming from me that's a joke.

I have been happily married for the last 5 years and in no way was my post the least bit serious, just a little story sharing with the "Guys" to get a laugh or two. Not: "Unfortunately it is guys like you that give foreigners a bad name!!"

SO to all consider this my official apology, as I was DEFINATELY misunderstood and my words where not what they seemed, simply humor.

Oh yah by the way, how do you say "I'm one misunderstood mutha"?

Regards,
OLLITROP

[Steve Bildermann]

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GomiGirl: I am very sorry I did not in any way mean to offend you or anyone else for that matter, I think I have been mis-interpreted, the whole context I wanted to get across in my post was sort of a joke.

I have been happily married for the last 5 years and in no way was my post the least bit serious, just a little story sharing with the "Guys" to get a laugh or two.

That's all well and good dear but next time you might want to not bookmark F*** Gaijin just before I come home and use the computer. I'll let you know when you can move out of the motel and back home.

MRS. OLLITROP

[cstaylor]

Now, how do we know if the first post was legit and the second was just a cover for the first?

[GomiGirl]

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GomiGirl: I am very sorry I did not in any way mean to offend you or anyone else for that matter, I think I have been mis-interpreted, the whole context I wanted to get across in my post was sort of a joke.

No probs - I actually was not offended in the slightest. But I will call it as I see it. There will be no personal attacks from me but if somebody says something that is SCREAMING for a reply - I will. Your post was. The discussion that followed was actually quite interesting and fun.

Don't stop posting but realise there is a big diverse audience who read forums so don't say anything you wouldn't want remembered at your funeral - or that you wouldn't want your wife to see.

Locker room talk is best reserved for there - however - where is Kagome when you need him ? - he would be right there beside you with support.

[GomiGirl]

ooppss my mistake.

He knows it is all in good fun anyway.

[kamome]

ooppss my mistake.

He knows it is all in good fun anyway.

I'm baaaaaaaaack. It's "kamome", babe, and dont you forget it.

Just got back from a vacation with a buddy of mine who uses pickup lines that (usually) don't sound like pickup lines. He likes to kick off the conversation with something like, "Hey, how was [fill in the name of the place we had been to yesterday]." When the girl says she wasn't there, he insists that he saw her until it "turns out" he was mistaken, but by then the conversation has already started. I just stand there watching, because it's never pleasant when the girl catches on immediately that he's using a pick-up line and gives him the cold shoulder.

[GomiGirl]

I'm baaaaaaaaack. It's "kamome", babe, and dont you forget it.

Great to have you back - it has been way too serious of late... there has been no flame bait!! How was your holiday - we want all details including photos.... perferrably not naked ones.

Just got back from a vacation with a buddy of mine who uses pickup lines that (usually) don't sound like pickup lines. He likes to kick off the conversation with something like, "Hey, how was [fill in the name of the place we had been to yesterday]." When the girl says she wasn't there, he insists that he saw her until it "turns out" he was mistaken, but by then the conversation has already started. I just stand there watching, because it's never pleasant when the girl catches on immediately that he's using a pick-up line and gives him the cold shoulder.

If they said, "Didn't I see you at the Mensa convention I MIGHT be impressed - otherwise it sounds suspiciously like the ol' "You look like somebody I know... " routine. So not very original.

[cstaylor]

Yeah, bring on the photos and details... BTW: Did Ultra die or something? Haven't seen any posts from him in over a week?

[kamome]

Sorry guys, I'd love to fill you in on all the details, but I like to maintain some semblance of anonymity on this site. There probably are people who read this that know me in real life, and I wouldn't want them putting two and two together.

Let's just say I had a fantastic trip to a warm-weather location and I'm not too happy about getting back to the grind. I doubt I'll be taking another vacation for a long while.

[cstaylor]

...but I like to maintain some semblance of anonymity on this site...

Coward. 'Guess I'm the only one who uses his real name here.

[GomiGirl]

...but I like to maintain some semblance of anonymity on this site...

Coward. 'Guess I'm the only one who uses his real name here.

I am a coward too!! CS mustn't have anything to hide....