Classified Ad

[GomiGirl]

This was just emailed to me by a friend and it was so good I had to share. Just perfect for Tokyo Classifieds.... (oopps sorry Metropolis - you know you have been in Japan too long when you still call it TC)

This is a singles ad which appeared in a local paper:

"SBF( single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte, good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours."

Call 555-2525 and ask for Daisy.

The phone number was that of the Humane Society, and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador retriever. They received 643 calls in two days.

I think we all know people who would respond to such an ad....

[ronin juku]

SWEET

[Maciamo]

The "eating out of your hand" part let me perplexed...

[befamfivh]

It's a dog... sometimes you feed it out of your own hand from the table?

[AssKissinger]

They received 643 calls in two days.

Yeah, but probably only about half that number actually went through with the sex.

[Marked Trail]

SWEET

Ahhhhhh, that an old classic joke just like:

"Japanese girls are like cocker spaniels...They are real cute, love to play fetch and they're always willing to roll over on their back to get stroked."

[Taro Toporific]

"SBF( single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship....Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador retriever.

Come on you know she wants it.


Personally, I've always thought my old yellow lab (seen as black in the above solarzied inversion) was a lot more fun than my attempts at conversation on many of my dates in Tokyo.
Romeos bark up wrong tree
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution / 9/26/03
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/columnists/action_line/8131109.htm