Hey F'ed gaijins, I need a shot of a gaijin wearing Kimono

[Buraku]

Could some of you gaijin folk help me out

You know those Matsuri, sometimes they dress up and dance around, other times they sing songs and sometimes they go around worshiping a Giant Wodden Pecker in some odd Johnson praying festival

Well, I get on with most gaijin in Japan except for the hateful nuts and the stupid Japano-file freaks,
some of the hateful nuts are just too loud and angry
and the Japanophiles are just sad and stupid
I happened to spot a few Japano-files and some festival, thinking they're so cool knowing how to collect octopus mangas , say shitsurie-shimasu bow a gazillion times like an energizer bunny, speaking Japanese ( with a stupid accent ) and wearing an idiots Kimono

Except it was one of those Happi-Coat Kimono's where the crack of your butt cheeks sticks out and gets the cold wind. I went up to these two idiots and asked them nicely is they were for real ( no I didn't laugh or point.. ) and they first tried to ignore me but yes I found out they were really trying to fit in and be Japanese. Sadly I didn't take a photo, it would have made one of the best gaijin shots of the day

But does anyone here have a Gaijin photo with one of these idiots showing the cracks of their ass in a short happi-coat Kimono while trying to be cool and some event and just looking like a fool instead ?

Perhaps you've seen these two idiots around ?

[Buraku]

close but no cigar

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/CFW/details_Pop.aspx?iid=51261251&cdi=0;

[cstaylor]

But does anyone here have a Gaijin photo with one of these idiots showing the cracks of their ass in a short happi-coat Kimono while trying to be cool and some event and just looking like a fool instead ?

First, you should learn what those are called: fundoshi.

[Taro Toporific]

C
But does anyone here have a Gaijin photo with one of these idiots showing the cracks of their ass in a short happi-coat Kimono while trying to be cool and some event and just looking like a fool instead ?

Perhaps you've seen these two idiots around ?

http://www.damtp.cam.ac.uk/user/jnm11/japan/fundoshi98/fundoshi2.html

[Samurai_Jerk]

cstaylor,

That webpage is great!

2,Essay

Fundoshi-the thing Japanese men must absolutely preserve .

Basically Fundoshi is not for foreigners ,but for only Japanese men.

I personally do not want any foreigners to put on Fundoshi.

It is the traditional underwear Japan has to be proud of and the thing we have to preserve as a Japanese culture. However, since Meiji Era ,Japan has been westernized and after the World War 2nd , everything from Janpanse blade to this underwear was regarded as the fossils of Japanese Imprerial Military . Japan gradually came to think them the ancient ruins.

Full well do I know Japanese men took the choice of Fundoshi or Boxer Pants at thier own will, still but I firmly believe the U.S.A, the winner of the war,is responsible for the disapperance of Fundoshis. Seemingly,the USA did not force Japanese to sweep the Fundoshis,but burning the land with a large number of bombs from B29 and prohibiting martial arts / revenge fictions like Chushingura in public under the contorol of GHQ, finally they got out the Japanese traditional spirits as if they cut pennis of Japanese Men !

I think this is the most embarrassed experience Japanese men ever had.

Japan lost the war and lost many things ..Fundoshi.,too. Still it is lamentable that a large number of Japanese men do not recongnize the fact. Japanese men ! do not forget Fundoshis, nor the Japanese spirits ! The missions Japanese men have to complete is to look for the lost cultures of our homeland and to let the foreigners know the Fundoshis &how smart it is to put on them.

If USA thinks the fundoshis nice ,I ask them to recongnize the below,

Do not look down on Fundoshi users in Japan . Do not think it a barbarous underwear . Do not try to put on them ,for Fundoshis are not becoming to foreigners at all. (Image Gaijin Sumo Wrestler ,Akebono .) Americans are not qualifiied to talk about Fundoshi,( apart from Atomic Bombs' drop to Hiroshima & Nagasaki ,they tried to sweep the japanese underwear.)

And If some foreigners agree with me, all they have to do is to announce that not they but Japanese men are absolutely responsible for the preservation of Fundoshi. This is what I want them to appeal to Japanese men.

Fundoshi is the sacred fortress Japanese men must defend and something untouchable for foreigners.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Oh shit! You all have to take a look at that site cstaylor linked to.

Still but, in the deep bottom of my heart,there was some skepticism; is this the pre-propaganda to attack Iraq? ,are they creating the story to justify the war through TV ? Probably they say no,but the skepticism began to run around in my heart as if infants were riding tricycles.
... Oh ,Panic ! The tricycle of my skepticism, like a jet, rushed into my W.T.C heart. After the skepticism run away, I saw a gentleman standing there; the emperor ,President Bush, while grinning, held the Bible in one hand and the nuclear bombs in another hand.