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Fell off my chair, coffee all over the keyboard, JEEEZUS

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:58 am

German coffee commercial.

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Postby amdg » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:16 am

Oh, fcuk, that's so not fair. Its 10 am Sat morn with a hangover. And that's the first thing I see today. Medical bills will be forwarded to you Mr. Bildermann :evil:
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Postby Andocrates » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:02 am

To thumbs up . . . way up.
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Postby gomichild » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:11 am

well that got the adrenaline surging...
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Holy mother.....

Postby Akisa » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:28 am

I must have watched that 4 times and the last three times, even though I know it's coming I still jump. I sent it to everyone I know. I tell them in the e-mail to make sure the sound is up and "keep your eyes on the car".
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Postby amdg » Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:02 pm

Rob Pongi wrote:But maybe you can find some relief by:

TURNING ON YOUR TV AND WATCHING TODAY'S JAPANESE OLYMPICS BROADCAST!

Now THAT should help you feel alot better. And don't forget that everytime you hear the Japanese Olympics theme song to

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK!

:cheers:


San Kyu for the advice Pongi-sama. I also watched your conversations with nature this morning and I'm feeling better now. 39 berry muchi. :D
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:26 pm

amdg wrote:Medical bills will be forwarded to you Mr. Bildermann


Damn, got me too. :jawdrop:
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Brilliant!

Postby Marvin Feltcher » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:25 pm

Sorry!
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:36 pm

a 19-year-old babe who has got 'fuck me' written all over her) and now she's running around terrified!


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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:43 pm

Shit I saw that and nearly had a heart attack so I showed my wife and she didn't even blink. She must be made of stone. After the first time I kept watching it again and again and everytime it cracks me up. I'm not sure why. That's the best commercial I ever saw.
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Postby amdg » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:43 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Shit I saw that and nearly had a heart attack so I showed my wife


:rofl:

AK, no jury would convict you in good conscience. But you're just tempting fate when you let us know your modus operandi like that. (P.S., just between you and I, do you have any other techniques?)
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Postby Caustic Saint » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:55 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Shit I saw that and nearly had a heart attack so I showed my wife and she didn't even blink. She must be made of stone.

I guess Mrs. AK and I are the only ones who didn't get shocked by that.

Have I maybe spent too much time watching crap on the net? :D
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Postby prancer » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:52 pm

That was just odd.
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Postby Blah Pete » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:28 pm

I was eating when I watched that the first time. BIG Mistake.
Bout choked on a sandwich. :eek2: The wife was gonna start the Heimlich.

Watched it a 2nd and 3rd time and still freaked out by it even though I knew what was coming.
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Postby kamome » Sun Aug 29, 2004 11:08 pm

Blah Pete wrote:I was eating when I watched that the first time. BIG Mistake.
Bout choked on a sandwich. :eek2: The wife was gonna start the Heimlich.

Watched it a 2nd and 3rd time and still freaked out by it even though I knew what was coming.


:lol:

I'm sitting alone in the office at 11PM on a Sunday night and that freaked the shit outta me. Is that a real commercial? What, designed to give you the same effect as a jolt of German coffee?

Fercrissakes, I've never had a cup of coffee that gave me as many fight-or-flight heart palpitations like that did.
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Sun Aug 29, 2004 11:12 pm

I'm sitting alone in the office at 11PM on a Sunday night and that freaked the shit outta me. Is that a real commercial? What, designed to give you the same effect as a jolt of German coffee?

Loosely translated it says.

Why are you at work at 11:00 Pm on a Sunday - GO HOME
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