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Postby tokyojoe » Fri Aug 30, 2002 1:52 pm

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/index.html

A boom in boom-boom services for women.....
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Not surprising at all.

Postby GomiGirl » Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:19 pm

Surprisingly, the highbrow weekly says, it's not necessarily the top students or best looking guys who the women are choosing.


This is no surprise!!! 'Tis a fact that men are much more visual than women. We are just wired up differently. :lol:

Give a woman "good head" ie mental stimulation and you will be surprised at the response.... 8O There is just so little of it out there in the real world that women are prepared to pay for it!!
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Postby tokyojoe » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:47 pm

Well, since they`re only paying 10000 yen for such services it seems they value a little Vuitton a lot more than some `head`.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Aug 30, 2002 4:51 pm

tokyojoe wrote:Well, since they`re only paying 10000 yen for such services it seems they value a little Vuitton a lot more than some `head`.


Value for money is all about perception of return for investment... :roll: Also quality... :lol:
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Postby kamome » Fri Aug 30, 2002 6:17 pm

Anybody want to help me start up a gaijin male escort service? There could be a huge opportunity for profits! :twisted:
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Aug 30, 2002 6:31 pm

kamome wrote:Anybody want to help me start up a gaijin male escort service? There could be a huge opportunity for profits! :twisted:


Sure I'll be the madam!! It'll be great to make some money off your sorry butt's. 8)

But it means you have to be sensitive and thoughtful... no charisma men will be employed as they are bad for business!! :lol:
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Re: Not surprising at all.

Postby ronin juku » Fri Aug 30, 2002 6:39 pm

&quot wrote:


Give a woman "good head" ie mental stimulation and you will be surprised at the response.... 8O There is just so little of it out there in the real world that women are prepared to pay for it!!


This is so sad, but true :cry:

It`s not easy for the Ladies in Nippon, like you`re a OBASAN when you hit 30. NOT!!!! The land of Loli-con :x

Good on those unhappy wives for using hubby`s yen , bet it`s alot cheaper than the hostess clubs/pink salons/soap land fun that the blokes have been enjoying all these years :wink:
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The Mistress of Sin

Postby ronin juku » Fri Aug 30, 2002 6:44 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Sure I'll be the madam!! It'll be great to make some money off your sorry butt's. 8) :lol:


Go GOMI GIRL go!!!! :biggrin2:

Watch out for the Mistress of Discipline, she`s gonna weed out the men from the boys!!!! :lol:
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Postby cstaylor » Fri Aug 30, 2002 7:02 pm

kamome wrote:Anybody want to help me start up a gaijin male escort service? There could be a huge opportunity for profits! :twisted:

Three words: no fucking way. It's bad enough people stare at me on the train, but do I really want some ugly toad running her fingers through my chest hair? :shake:
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Postby tokyojoe » Sat Aug 31, 2002 2:51 am

GomiGirl wrote:
tokyojoe wrote:Well, since they`re only paying 10000 yen for such services it seems they value a little Vuitton a lot more than some `head`.


Value for money is all about perception of return for investment... :roll: Also quality... :lol:


Oh, come on. Vuitton and Gucci et al are not that much higher quality. They are simply products with a high degree of associated snobishness. And as they don't usually retain value they aren't an 'investment'. Look at how little they are selling such bags now in the used market. Almost as bad as diamond jewelry.
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Postby mercutio » Sat Aug 31, 2002 5:53 am

GomiGirl wrote:
kamome wrote:Anybody want to help me start up a gaijin male escort service? There could be a huge opportunity for profits! :twisted:


Sure I'll be the madam!! It'll be great to make some money off your sorry butt's. 8)

But it means you have to be sensitive and thoughtful... no charisma men will be employed as they are bad for business!! :lol:


Damnit!! damn damn damn!! and just how am i supposed to support myself while im in Japan if you wont hire charisma men?!?!?! :cool2:

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Postby Mr. BIG » Sat Aug 31, 2002 11:26 am

Rather than deny the Charisma-men, why not just let the housewives pick their escort according to their preferences?? I'm sure they're not all interested in good conversation.

I'd definitely be down for this scheme....plus, this way I won't have to be a freakin ENGLISH TUTOR just so I can make some $$.....
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Postby Ketou » Sat Aug 31, 2002 3:44 pm

cstaylor wrote:Three words: no fucking way. It's bad enough people stare at me on the train, but do I really want some ugly toad running her fingers through my chest hair? :shake:


Oh come on CS, we all know you wax your chest! :wink:
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Postby cstaylor » Sat Aug 31, 2002 4:00 pm

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different demand and supply market

Postby GomiGirl » Sat Aug 31, 2002 7:30 pm

Mr. BIG wrote:Rather than deny the Charisma-men, why not just let the housewives pick their escort according to their preferences?? I'm sure they're not all interested in good conversation.

I'd definitely be down for this scheme....plus, this way I won't have to be a freakin ENGLISH TUTOR just so I can make some $$.....


These women are mainly just lonely and neglected by their husbands and want someone to flatter and talk nice to them.

Are Charisma men able to be senstitive and good companions? :wink: The article said that the gals wanted somebody to be kind to them and sometimes take them shopping... no need to rub uglys..

up to the challenge? 8O
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Postby Mr. BIG » Sun Sep 01, 2002 6:55 pm

As of right now, I can say yes....however, I have yet to actually endure a shopping outing with a middle-aged neglected Japanese woman--I really have no idea what I'd be getting myself into. I guess I should probably stay out of the gaijin-attending-prestigious-university escort scene until I research it some more :wink:
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Postby kamome » Mon Sep 02, 2002 2:40 am

Mr. BIG wrote:As of right now, I can say yes....however, I have yet to actually endure a shopping outing with a middle-aged neglected Japanese woman--I really have no idea what I'd be getting myself into. I guess I should probably stay out of the gaijin-attending-prestigious-university escort scene until I research it some more :wink:


Mr. Big, in my gaijin male escort service, I would parcel out the assignments this way: you get the middle-aged women and I get the hot neglected twenty-somethings. That's just the way the business works, man. 8)
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Sep 02, 2002 2:33 pm

kamome wrote:I get the hot neglected twenty-somethings. That's just the way the business works, man. 8)

But I thought the purpose of business was to make money, not scare away the customers... :wink:
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Postby Mr. BIG » Mon Sep 02, 2002 3:17 pm

...you get the middle-aged women and I get the hot neglected twenty-somethings.

That'd be great!! I could make all sorts of money doing things like going shopping with the middle-agies during the day, and then when the still-neglected 20somethings get done with your ass they'll be willing to dish out twice as much yen to get the BIG experience during my "after-hours hours". Thanks Kamome!!
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Postby kamome » Mon Sep 02, 2002 3:46 pm

Mr. BIG wrote:
...you get the middle-aged women and I get the hot neglected twenty-somethings.

That'd be great!! I could make all sorts of money doing things like going shopping with the middle-agies during the day, and then when the still-neglected 20somethings get done with your ass they'll be willing to dish out twice as much yen to get the BIG experience during my "after-hours hours". Thanks Kamome!!


Dude, you forget that going shopping with the old(er) women won't be your only duty. The neglect they're feeling is from decades of sexual repression. Are you "up" to the task?
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Postby Kumar J » Mon Sep 02, 2002 4:27 pm

I don't mind doing shopping with her , there is no harm in that!Talking to them, even though my japanese is not that good.
If I cannot satisfy a women then I should not be even in this forum :wink:
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Postby Mr. BIG » Mon Sep 02, 2002 11:46 pm

Dude, you forget that going shopping with the old(er) women won't be your only duty. The neglect they're feeling is from decades of sexual repression. Are you "up" to the task?

No way man....I'm talking about giving them some "good head," as it was labelled earlier--just a little non-sexual gaijin male companionship....if the 20somethings that call on me after hours are lucky enough to play their cards right, that's when I bust out with the good sh*t......

Kamome--Just so u know, I was just kidding before--just bustin back, know what I'm saying?? Nothing personal dude :D
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Business plan taking shape...

Postby GomiGirl » Tue Sep 03, 2002 12:52 pm

Mr. BIG wrote:No way man....I'm talking about giving them some "good head," as it was labelled earlier--just a little non-sexual gaijin male companionship....


Excellent - but you would have to feign genuine interest in the topics of conversation... and you would have to talk about her.... OMG is that going to be OK? Perhaps we need to have some tutoring in witty banter for the FG's who are on the books? :?

But I think there is something here that we can make a business from.. who wants to do the marketing? 8O

Mr. BIG wrote:if the 20somethings that call on me after hours are lucky enough to play their cards right, that's when I bust out with the good sh*t......


Yadi yadi yadi.. :lol:
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Re: Business plan taking shape...

Postby GuyJean » Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:43 pm

GomiGirl wrote:But I think there is something here that we can make a business from.. who wants to do the marketing? 8O

I've always thought a Gaijin Host Bar would make bank.. Some ideas I've tossed around.

1 - Throw in some English lessons. 30 minute, one on one. :wink:

2 - Approach an existing host club about a 'Gaijin theme' night.

3 - Have 'character' gaijin. Macho, sensitive, shy, etc... Like the 7 dwarfs.
GomiGirl wrote:but you would have to feign genuine interest in the topics of conversation

What do you think English teaching is?

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Forget the sleeping pills...

Postby cstaylor » Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:52 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Excellent - but you would have to feign genuine interest in the topics of conversation... and you would have to talk about her....

So what you're saying is that taking her through the finer points of kernel internals is out of the question? :wink:
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Re: Business plan taking shape...

Postby cstaylor » Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:53 pm

GuyJean wrote:3 - Have 'character' gaijin. Macho, sensitive, shy, etc... Like the 7 dwarfs

Dibs on "Silicon-packing Geek-dwarf". :wink:
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Re: married hotties

Postby GomiGirl » Tue Sep 03, 2002 7:01 pm

americanchamber wrote:I am looking for some married hotties. Anyone got a good deai site to recommend? :D


Perhaps your wife can tell you!!! :evil:

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