Ideas For Pongi Skits

[AssKissinger]

I got an idea for a Pongi skit that he could make a video of and post on his website.

He hides in the backseat of a car or even better a station wagon or minivan with a couple of cute party chicks like under a blanket and some cardboard or something. He gets his friend to drive him to one of those big parking buildings where the cars go up and down on those big elevator parking machine things. So his friend just pulls the car in and walks away leaving the keys with the attendent just like normal. But Rob's on a secret Pongi mission to find out what it's really like inside those things. Once he's up and away he breaks out with the two chicks filming the inside and popin' some champagne yellin' "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!" and all that when suddenly it turns out actually Evil Pongi lives up there and of course Rob didn't think to lock the doors so Evil Pongi is already in the car. Evil Pongi tries to rape one of the girls but she's wearing an orange bra and orange bras turn out to be like kryptonite to Evil Pongi so he runs away and then Rob and the girls are like 'Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh!'

Anybody else got an idea?

[cstaylor]

Anybody else got an idea?

Yeah, don't post when you're drunk.

[cstaylor]

I got one. How about a remake of "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington", like "Mr. Pongi goes to Nagatacho"?

I agree with AK... what is in those parking units?

[AssKissinger]

Anybody else got an idea?

Yeah, don't post when you're drunk.

No, I mean ideas for a Pongi skit.

[AssKissinger]

Anybody else got an idea?

Why don't you try posting your ideas on YD?

What's with you guys. I don't mean just any idea about anything that pops into your noggins. I'm talking about ideas for Pongi skits, Jesus...

[cstaylor]

AK's skit is good too as it would show another very weird and not often seen side of Japan in a funny way. But it wouldn't be easy to do as we would have to rent a car, hire two beautiful Japanese female actors, find and fly Evil Pongi in from God knows wherever he is now and so on and so on.

Well, Caustic is in town, so maybe you can convince him to play Bad Boy Pongi, Evil Pongi's henchman. As for the beautiful girls, I think AK was volunteering his wife for one of the parts(?).

[AssKissinger]

Taro's got a car (I think) and I'm sure the Gomis would do it. If not, c'mon man, you're the Pongster. You're problem won't be hiring the chicks, it'll be turning down all but two of the thousands who volunteer. Get those two who are French kissing in your avatar to do it. If you can't find the real Evil I'll do it.

Caustic is in town, so maybe you can convince him to play Bad Boy Pongi

Caustic It's my idea Goddamnit.

I think AK was volunteering his wife for one of the parts(?)

No prob, but I get to draw the smileys on her orange bra!

[cstaylor]

Caustic It's my idea Goddamnit.

I was just trying to get CS a paying gig.

[mr. sparkle]

I'd just like to see Evil Pongi do a happy hour instead of Rob. Now that might be kinda funny...especially if it was in Kabukicho or Shibuya instead of the now uber lame Roppongi. Bring on "Evil's Personals" and Evil playin' grab ass wit' 'da hotties! I'm dyin' to see an Evil PSA. Hell yeah...

[Caustic Saint]

Caustic is in town, so maybe you can convince him to play Bad Boy Pongi

Caustic It's my idea Goddamnit.

Caustic was out with the Pongi last night. He drank waaaaayyyy too many L-size Long Island Ice Teas and had a hard time getting back home. Got on the train okay, but then Evil Pongi must've knocked me out since the next thing I knew the train was out of service and it was something like 2am when I got kicked off the train. No idea where I ended up but the cab fare home from whereever it was was Y5,780

[kotatsuneko]

no love for Soviet Supreme then?

[kamome]

Caustic was out with the Pongi last night. He drank waaaaayyyy too many L-size Long Island Ice Teas and had a hard time getting back home.

And where were said beverages consumed Saturday night?

[Caustic Saint]

Caustic was out with the Pongi last night. He drank waaaaayyyy too many L-size Long Island Ice Teas and had a hard time getting back home.

And where were said beverages consumed Saturday night?

The delightfully cool Hub Pub in Kichijoji. Killer (almost literally) drinks and good eats, too.

I'll try to be more responsible with my drinking this Friday and/or Saturday. (maybe)

[mr. sparkle]

The delightfully cool Hub Pub in Kichijoji.

I 'wuv 'za Hub.


One of many good times had at 'Za Hub

Yes, my face really is that red.

A combo of being both heated and heated up. They had to crank up the A/C not long after this pic was taken. God, it was hot in Tokyo....

Killer (almost literally) drinks and good eats, too.

Let me guess...Cheese Toast and Chicken 'n Chips?

I'll try to be more responsible with my drinking this Friday and/or Saturday. (maybe)

Mr. Pongi's 'hood has some dangerous drinking establishments, so look out! Glad you guys had a good time.

Now let's get back on topic here!

We need Pongi skit ideas!

[mr. sparkle]

I only had three (3) Long Islands (plus two Jumbo Gin & Tonics) and I didn't have any trouble getting home as I live within walking distance.

It was the last Chu Hi I had at home prior to passing out that gave me the hangover the next am, I'm sure.

Uh...I don't think so Rob - that's like 12 shots!

Though I am sure the Chu hi didn't help. But dang they are good! Mmmmmm sweet.

[Caustic Saint]

Killer (almost literally) drinks and good eats, too.

Let me guess...Cheese Toast and Chicken 'n Chips?

Close. Shrimp & Chips and Chicken & Chips.

I'll have to try that Cheese Toast though....

(I think I had 4 (5?) Long Islands, so that may have something to do with how my trip home went so wrong.)

[AssKissinger]

It was the last Chu Hi I had at home prior to passing out that gave me the hangover the next am, I'm sure.

It's always that last one that knocked you over the edge (not the 12 before hand ) Caustic, glad to see you got your priorities straight. When first arriving in Japan spend first three weeks in a drunken stupor!

Skit Idea: Evil Pongi wrestles with Choco Ball Mukai

[Andocrates]

Anybody else got an idea?

I think he should drive into a gas-station and press his boobs against the window while they are washing the windows.

[AlbertSiegel]

no love for Soviet Supreme then?

What ever did happen to Soviet Supreme? Been some time since he posted...

[kotatsuneko]

guess he`s been busy wiping out that school?

[mr. sparkle]

guess he`s been busy wiping out that school?

Hmmm....I don't think so. I don't think he's for Chechen independence at all. Supreme wants it like the "good ol' days".

This shit's even too evil for Evil Pongi.

Let's get more twisted skit ideas goin' - that was kinda foon.

[vince]

...instead of the parking elevator thing, go to that club where the *band* goes up and down an elevator thing between the floors and they give you free toast - is that place still there??

[Taro Toporific]

I know, let's make A 20-Minute Japanese Train Video!

Well, yes it's getting to that time of year again.



eleventh chapter of the book "Darum nerven Japaner - Der ungeschminkte Wahnsinn des japanischen Alltags" (That's Why Japanese Are Annoying - The Unvarnished Insanity of Japanese Everyday Life)...
....some foreigners and cosmopolitan Japanese in Tokyo have found a subversive and much happier way of taking their hatred out on the Yamanote, namely by holding a Halloween party in the train at the beginning of November. In mid-October, you received the date and exact departure time of a Yamanote train in Shinjuku via e-mail from several obscure senders. You were supposed to come with as many friends as possible and preferably in costume. Thus, on a warm autumn evening, up to a thousand happy people flocked to the departure platform in one fell swoop: half of them foreigners, half of them Japanese, representatives of every age group, most of them in disguise, many already tipsy, stocked up with drinks for the ride, at any rate. ....

a large part of the partygoers running out of the train at every single station and trying to run back into another railway car before the train continued on its way. Naturally, starting from the second train station after Shinjuku at the very latest, every normal passenger had left the train of their own free will and no one got in anymore. The train was thus firmly in the hands of the party. Some industrious individuals even brought cooler bags with them and were selling beer at the usual astronomical prices. Interest groups formed. In one railway car, German emigrants bawled out "Iced Bommerlunder". In other party guests, the alcohol triggered feelings of aggression towards the railway company, towards the Japanese, towards all the indignities of the last few months. They began tearing down advertising posters and defacing walls. I'll admit that seeing these acts of aggression alone, as primitive as they may have seemed, also gave me a sense of satisfaction.
In spite of everything, the party was able to travel in a circle three times in 1996, the fun therefore lasting for three hours.

[Taro Toporific]

DP

[Taro Toporific]

Pix here
http://www.anatol.org/projects/travel/japan/halloween.html

[mr. sparkle]

I know, let's make A 20-Minute Japanese Train Video!

Well, yes it's getting to that time of year again.



eleventh chapter of the book "Darum nerven Japaner - Der ungeschminkte Wahnsinn des japanischen Alltags" (That's Why Japanese Are Annoying - The Unvarnished Insanity of Japanese Everyday Life)...
....some foreigners and cosmopolitan Japanese in Tokyo have found a subversive and much happier way of taking their hatred out on the Yamanote, namely by holding a Halloween party in the train at the beginning of November.

In spite of everything, the party was able to travel in a circle three times in 1996, the fun therefore lasting for three hours.

OK, so that's been done. So what would happen if everyone came as their own version of a "Pongi". Everyone would have different variations of the costume injected with their own "fucked" personality and even have their own Happy Hour segment pre-scripted. Rob goes through the train taping the various bits and even gets into the act.

[vince]

[mr. sparkle]

Rob goes through the train taping the various bits and even gets into the act.

No. Evil Pongi will do this (or not). This kind of skit is perfect for the EP character, not RP. Halloween is EVIL with ghost and goblins and tricks or treats, so, therefore, its Evil's night to TAKE OVER!!!!!

Oh no man! You don't want to allow Evil Pongi to enter Japan again, do you? You remember what happened last time....

Be careful what you wish for Rob, you may find something you may not like!

[emperor]

" I LIKE ! ! "

[emperor]

How about Senor Pongi reporting from the fertility festival @ Kanamara?

..not a Skit...but...