Ideas For Pongi Skits

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Postby mr. sparkle » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:24 pm

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Ah yes Emperor, me too! She is an entertainer extraordinaire from the "Forbidden Zone" - The Philippines. Quite a beautiful gal, eh? She was pretty drunk, on happy go fast or somethin' that night as she kept flirting a bit too much with me right in front of her boyfriend because "I really understand people - and the W O R L D. :roll: We were drinkin' late night at one o' those outdoor bars in the Joj. Next to us was an obvious tranny that picked up on a very drunk Welshman that night. We sang TV themes and drank tall, cold ones. I battled the young miss who repeatedly jumped into my lap. A happy problem, I guess... :twisted:

I should post more of those pix, eh?! 8O
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Postby AssKissinger » Mon Sep 13, 2004 5:37 pm

skit idea: Pongi takes an onsen with five obasan octogenarians. I think you should use more Japanese and subtitle it in English.
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Postby Greener » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:55 pm

Skit idea 1:

New character known as Captain Suave interviews J-Girls in a hot tub. Any and all topics can be used in discussion, (the running theme of Captain trying whatever it takes to score.) The segment ends with a series of skill testing questions. If the girl gets enough of them right she gets a t-shirt. If she doesn't, well Captain Suave wins the girl hahahaaaaaa! This can be done in studio or in a crowded area like Shibuya.
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Postby Big Booger » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:23 pm

How about Pongi goes to a Ryokan and goofs on all the J-manners :D That would be a riot. Pongi in character, in an onsen :D At dinner, in the rock gardens, talking to the servers, and so on.

That or something with a goat in it.
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Postby Greener » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:34 am

I WANT HALF NAKED J-GIRLS!!!
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Re: Fertility Festival

Postby emperor » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:34 am

Rob Pongi wrote:
emperor wrote:How about Senor Pongi reporting from the fertility festival @ Kanamara?
..not a Skit...but...

DOMO ARIGATOU emperor-san,
Good idea, but We have already done that one! :spin:
Cheers! :cheers:


Oh Well! I guess I missed that one! :oops:

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How about Senor Roberto Rodrigeuz Pongi fresh of the boat from Mexico goes job-hunting? Starting with that Mexican restaurant chain that has locations in Ikebukero and Shinjuku?
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