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Good Golly Miss Molly 'why can't I think of things like that

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:58 am

..before we begin folks let's have a round of applause for our good friend Marvin who is doing absolutely sterling work in the WaiWai column of the Mainichi.

Thursday's column Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts must now be considered the benchmark for all 'only in Japan' stories published here on FG.

Three Thumbs up... :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

Hideto Tomabechi -- who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system -- claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it.

:arrow: http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0409/0923ringtones.html

"I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"


The tune has already had more than 100,000 hits at 300 yen a pop since Tomabechi put on a web site
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Postby Big Booger » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:00 am

Do they have a tone for enlarging a man's "unagi"? :twisted:
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right...

Postby guriguri247365 » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:59 am

Im sure thats gonna work :roll:

Why dont all the blokes say to their significant others, "honey, if you really want bigger breasts, youve got to rub them with toilet paper - and I PROMISE you, after lots of rubbing and rubbing, they will get bigger.

woman: (3 months later) darlin, my breast arent getting any bigger, and you said they would if I kept rubbing them with toilet paper.

man: well, its going to take a lot longer than 3 months...

woman: what??! What makes you think theyre gonna get bigger, in 6 months or even a year, if they havent gotten any bigger after 3 months.

man: cuz youve been using toilet paper on your ass and look how big its gotten!

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:46 pm

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Postby Ketou » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:28 am

Thanks for the link Steve.

I can't believe that people would be stupid enought to pay money for this.
I'm going to make a breast enlargment aromatherapy oil or something!!!!!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:43 pm

Steve Bildermann wrote:..
Hideto Tomabechi -- who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system -- claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it.


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Postby GuyJean » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:48 pm

I thought smell was the sense that triggered memory.. Sound triggers mammary? Seems like it would be touch.. :p

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Postby Zeth3D » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:42 pm

guriguri247365 wrote:man: cuz youve been using toilet paper on your ass and look how big its gotten!

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Postby RAMOS » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:36 am

GuyJean wrote:I thought smell was the sense that triggered memory.. Sound triggers mammary? Seems like it would be touch.. :p

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or, more likely, touch triggers mammary. now THAT would be sound! it's all in the fingertips, friend, trust me... :-)
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