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An Asahi cider a day, keeps the doctor away

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An Asahi cider a day, keeps the doctor away

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:07 pm

Apple polyphenols shown to reduce organ fat
Yomiuri Shimbun / Oct 4, 2004Polyphenols extracted from apples could increase muscle power and reduce fat in and around organs in the human body, according to the results of joint research conducted by Asahi Breweries, Ltd. and Nippon Sport Science University graduate school.....
Apple polyphenols could help athletes who need to increase their strength or reduce body fat, they added.
Asahi Breweries officials said the company would develop drinks or oral supplements containing apple polyphenols in around 2005 after confirming their effects on the human body by the end of this year.
Image <--Asahi "apple dice and skim milk drink," yum!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:43 pm

Maybe I should start drinking apple martinis.
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Re: An Asahi cider a day, keeps the doctor away

Postby omae mona » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:57 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Polyphenols extracted from apples could increase muscle power and reduce fat in and around organs in the human body

I ain't messin' with the fat around my organ... It's fine the way it is, thanks.

(this reply made in honor of AssKissinger, who's on vacation)
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:04 pm

Shouldn't that be a the fat around his candle??? :lol:
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