"Sensei! Do you like pornography?"

[Taro Toporific]

"Sensei! Do you like pornography?"
The-rest-of-the-story at Christopher Barzak's blog.

BTW...
WOTS your favorite Japanese Inquisition question?
( I always like the look on their faces when I answer, "How many guns you do have?" )

[cstaylor]

Mine is "When you lived in America, how many hamburgers did you eat everyday?"

[Charles]

My favorite, asked by a short, balding, grey haired, chubby, bowlegged, stooped over oyaji:

"You look like Tom Cruise. [no, I don't, not in the least] What American movie star do I look like?"

I was caught completely flatfooted.

[Marked Trail]

WOTS your favorite Japanese Inquisition question?

The strange question asked me at most any enkai is:
"What do you prefer, Ladies, Gambling or Drinking."

Half the time it's an oba-san asking. What the hell conversational gambit is that, sheesh?

[dimwit]

My favorite is always - How much money do you make?

[Charles]

The strange question asked me at most any enkai is:
"What do you prefer, Ladies, Gambling or Drinking."

ha.. you remind me of an old, bad ethnic joke.

What's an Irish homosexual?
An Irishman that prefers women over drinking.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Asked by a group of high school girls:

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Do you have any pornos?

Since you don't have a girlfriend and don't have any porno movies how do you relieve your sexual frustration? Masterbation?

[Watcher]

Mine is "When you lived in America, how many hamburgers did you eat everyday?"

Actually since coming back here the JGF and I have eaten hamburgers once or twice a week. She's in love with them and the variety... and thinks McD's is crap compared to what other choices their are.

Note: Yes, we have gained weight.

Stupidest Question: "How many seasons do you have in Toronto?"
Stupid Answer "Two. Winter and Construction" - it's a local joke that always got puzzled looks... but what do you expect from Kansai?

[djgizmoe]

"In this country, Pornography is a musical band the kids listen to, especially boys."

I think she meant "Pornograffiti"...

[den4]

The one I liked that nearly all J-folks asked me was: "What is your blood type?"
When I answered, "Why? Are you a vampire?"
conversations tended to go downhill from there....

luv yer election year avatar, Taro!