[GomiGirl]

Perhaps we should organise a mail-order gaijin auction on E-Bay.

Ads would have all the vital statistics:
Name:
Age:
Country of Origin:
Time in Japan:
Eat Natto: Y/N
Ditto Umeboshi:
Highest bids would be for those who are house trained, always wear slip off shoes and have good teeth.

There is something very wrong about wanting to "pet" a gaijin.

[Narujiro]

Heh... for some reason I always read

[GomiGirl]

Well you could go to a friendship club and give everybody crabs!!

Just kidding - I don't for one second assume that you have crabs.

[GomiGirl]

Perhaps we should organise a mail-order gaijin auction on E-Bay.

Highest bids would be for those who are house trained, always wear slip off shoes and have good teeth.

No doubt cs would fetch the highest price...

Ultra you are selling yourself short!!!

[GomiGirl]

Oops - I didn't want to cast aspersions onto the level of dental hygiene in Japan - I was thinking about what happens at horse auctions.

I think rehashing the dental thread would be like flogging a dead horse!!

(doncha ya just love it when I mix my metaphors!!! )