Sharon Osbourne takes on Japan

[Mulboyne]

Ozzy's wife, Sharon, is interviewed in the "10 Commandments" section of the December 2004 Q magazine (no link)

No.3 A good marriage is worth fighting for I'm married not only to a celebrity, but to an icon. There will always be women. There will always be people who want to get close to that person. That's human nature. but I know my husband is faithful and good and loving. Plus, beating the women off helps. Once a Japanese fan came to Ozzy's room and climbed into bed with him, not realising I was in there too. I beat the shit out of her. She wasn't expecting that. I was like, "Wrong room, baby!"
No.8 Be adaptable
Heavy music can be varied. Saying it all sounds the same is like saying all Japanese people look the same. That's a bad example. They do, don't they?

[AssKissinger]

"Sweet Leaf"

ALRIGHT NOW!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize
I can't forget you, for your surprise
you introduced me, to my mind
And left me wanting, you and your kind

I love you, Oh you know it

My life was empty, forever on a down
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf, though you can't hear

Come on now, try it out

Straight people don't know, what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
you gave to me a new belief
and soon the world will love you sweet leaf

He's talking to a plant dude!

[Mulboyne]

PR Inside: OSBOURNE'S JAPANESE SHOCK

SHARON OSBOURNE will never forget the time she found 20 Japanese tourists in her former California mansion. The rock matriarch's family home in Beverly Hills became infamous following MTV reality TV show The Osbournes, but Sharon and husband Ozzy decided to sell the house after tiring of the tourist attention.
Sharon admits she was horrified when she discovered a horde of tourists walking around her home - only to find out her husband was responsible for the 'security breach'. She recalls, "Ozzy had let them in - he thought they were pals of Jack or Kelly."

[craxican]

Ozzy's wife, Sharon, is interviewed in the "10 Commandments" section of the December 2004 Q magazine (no link)

dude, where can i look at this shit. im not surprised that sharon beat the fuck out of a j girl, but that is funny as all shit