[Mr. BIG]

About the alcohol-serving doll:

....it's such a clever gadget, but what about the life of men who drink alone at home with it? If a guy is talking to the machine while drinking, that's pretty weird. I can just imagine a guy talking to it like it is his wife. "I'm home!" "Shall we go to bed now?" "I want you tonight."

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[cstaylor]

The funniest idea is Anita from Chile, who is gonna debut as a singer in Japan. What would her doll say? "Are you Japanese? I like you because you're stupid enough to be cheated." "One drink is one million yen! Give me more money!" If he says no, "Stingy! That's why your dick is so small."

Ever get the feeling that the smartest people in Japan are the comedians? I remember watching Takashi Okamura doing a Japanese Kanji quiz show, and he didn't miss a single one.