"Japan Branded Thievish, Dizzy with Bulgarian Wine"

[Taro Toporific]

Japan Branded Thievish, Dizzy with Bulgarian Wine
Sofia Morning News / Nov 13 - - - Japan's market is flooded by Bulgarian-made wine, labeled as a Japanese product, according to local reports.
A blend of 95 percent Bulgarian bulk wine and 5 percent of wine made in Japan from reconstituted Australian grape concentrate can, incredibly, be labeled as "100 percent Japanese Wine"...

[vince]

The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way.

[Taro Toporific]

The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way.

Here's my preferred train tipple.

"Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor. Guaranteed to tickle your innards...
....curl up on a heating duct and enjoy."