Cheesy, Sleazy "Easy Breezy"

[Watcher]

OMG Just saw the video on Yahoo's Launch. That was terrible. I'm surprised she even reached 160 on the chart... kinda makes ya wonder who the 40 below were.

[f00ktada]

another delayed reaction of a different sort.....

one of the kiddies at a Utada fan site found this link. lmao at some of the comments there. but then much of the rest of that place has your typical fanboy/girl adoration of someone who can do little wrong when the reality is lot of them are too blinded by that to realize how much Hikki really sucks on multiple levels.

http://www.utada-online.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4822

[dingosatemybaby]

another delayed reaction of a different sort.....

one of the kiddies at a Utada fan site found this link. lmao at some of the comments there. but then much of the rest of that place has your typical fanboy/girl adoration of someone who can do little wrong when the reality is lot of them are too blinded by that to realize how much Hikki really sucks on multiple levels.

http://www.utada-online.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4822

Some nerd over there quoted dingo! YES!

[dimwit]

another delayed reaction of a different sort.....

one of the kiddies at a Utada fan site found this link. lmao at some of the comments there. but then much of the rest of that place has your typical fanboy/girl adoration of someone who can do little wrong when the reality is lot of them are too blinded by that to realize how much Hikki really sucks on multiple levels.

http://www.utada-online.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4822

Nice find. So er, what were you doing lurking on a Hikaru Utada fan site?

[aquamarine]

Ahhahahahaha

hooooboy. Someone with this as their avatar... and "An Utada Addict" (impressive grammar) said the following....

There just a bunch of people who have no life

.... so says the person with a post count of "2622" and a reg-date of 14-Jan-04

That just made my day.

[Taro Toporific]

too blinded by that to realize how much Hikki really sucks on multiple levels.
http://www.utada-online.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4822

I like this one....

i think its too early to tell wether the album is a flop...
its been on the selves only for a few months, lets just keep it cool wait & see...
http://www.utada-online.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4794

[dingosatemybaby]

too blinded by that to realize how much Hikki really sucks on multiple levels.
http://www.utada-online.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4822

I like this one....

i think its too early to tell wether the album is a flop...
its been on the selves only for a few months, lets just keep it cool wait & see...
http://www.utada-online.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4794

[djgizmoe]

I particularly like:

I read the whole thread. They were just saying what they felt, with a dash of obnoxious stupidity. Anyway what do you expect from people who go to a site like that?

or even better:

i read that whole thread
what the hell is up with them people.
they frikkin suck!!! Hikki is the best and thats that!!! and whats with the thing bout that sex video they were talking about?

I guess it's bad and sad to bash nikkei teenie-boppers who have found a 'cool' Asian 'alternative' to Britney and Beyonce, but seriously they've just switched one corporate teat for another...and honestly, if I wanted to listen to some GOOD Timbaland tracks, I'd just stick with my old Missy Elliot CDs...

[Taro Toporific]

I particularly like:...

Hey, there are flashes of neural activity like this....

Nov 21 2004, 08:54 AM
...What exactly is the point of that forum anyway? Is it for gaijins living in Japan? O, gosh, relations with Japan are doomed.

Relations with Japan would be doomed if large numbers of Western folks who understand Japanese (read/speak) lived here and then went back to the Real World, hee, hee.

[Socratesabroad]

Well, let's just say that I added my one (and only) post to the Hikaru fan page...

[Mulboyne]

I definitely loved this

guys. this site is like a mild p*rn forum. dont go in.

Actually, even though her US debut doesn`t amount to much, I would give her credit for what she has achieved. "Automatic" was good. Hey, maybe I`ve been posting on the wrong forum...

[kotatsuneko]

anyone else anal enough to notice that on the ds cm broadcast on 30 jan had a medley of DS games, the soundtrack of Easy Breezy ending on "You look stupid" just as "touch! DS!" ends the ad? are nin really beyond caring?

[katakori]

[Kuang_Grade]

Utada is expanding her relationship with Nintendo's DS...Going beyond the background music of the first round of DS commercials, she's actually starring in ads for the new "Nintendogs" game, somewhat realistic and extremely cute looking virtual dog program.

Commercials are located here
http://www.touch-ds.jp/mediagallery/st12.html
http://www.touch-ds.jp/mediagallery/st14.html

She sure looks a bit different than in her easy cheezy video as she hangs out alone in very plush HI/CA looking house and plays with her DS.

And as added bonus, you can apparently download her pet dog "shinchan" at kiosks in stores via the wireless DS connection and play with it (people can also download demos of a few other games as well)

[kotatsuneko]

yup, see here for details:

http://www.nintendo.co.jp/ds/download/index.html

[Greener]

Well Puffy Ami Yumi, has found a way to carve a niche for themselves in America with their cartoon show, (yes it looks lame but it`s a giant leap from Pink Lady and Jeff 25 years ago,) and a limited tour schedule. They also have a cult following in America, (ESPECIALLY in Canada where their tv show just started being shown there and it has taken off big time.) That is something Hikki just doesn`t have.

I`ve never been a fan of Utada as I always thought she came off as pretentious and lame. (Although I didn`t mind Travelling, that is a decent song.) I have liked Idol Stars who had a level of charisma beyond the music. Hikki, just doesn`t have that presence and I find her stuff falls flat as a result.

[Greener]

I listened to Easy Breezy for the first time and never noticed just how horrible Hikki's voice really sounds. She picked some really bad songs to showcase her voice with. (At least Kiss in the Dark didn't sound like Pink Lady was fumbling through the lyricsheet.) I officially give "Your easy breezy and I'm Japanesy" the comic book man stamp of approval:


Worst Lyrics Ever!

[IkemenTommy]

OMFG. Utada Hikaru was on Hey Hey Hey right now. Wtf happened to her? She's such a blimp.

[Tsuru]

Show me one picture of her looking like a blimp and I'll believe you.

I've been looking all over the internet to find one but I still don't understand what all you people are on about.

[dimwit]

Show me one picture of her looking like a blimp and I'll believe you.

I've been looking all over the internet to find one but I still don't understand what all you people are on about.

There is an even more shocking one on the shutter fan site.

http://www.utada-online.net/forums/showthread.php?t=691

[Tsuru]

I can see what you're on about but still, a pic of her waist would be nice.

Or maybe we can't find any of these because they are simply not flattering enough

[dimwit]

In all fairness, she did have a ovarian tumor operation back in 2002 and after effects of that may be that she is experiencing some humoral problems which would tend to make her pork up.

[American Oyaji]

She's still within acceptable parameters.

just cuz she aint skinny, dont mean she is fat

[Greener]

Just went onto Hikki's site again and she has a song called "You make me want to be a man". Hmmm, I could be mistaken but I think there's trouble in paradise and little Hikki could be back on the market soon...

[IkemenTommy]

Obviously, no one has seen her lately and she doesn't look pretty.

[B Gallagher]

But then, I don't like J-pop. Techno, House and Industrial are awesome when coming from Japanese artists, but J-pop sucks IMO.

Can you recommend any Japanese artists from the above genres?

[B Gallagher]

...MTV has labeled her "Sarah McLachlan with a dash of Madonna dipped in sake." Dipped in sake?

Oh dear. That tells you just how fucked up MTV has become.