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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:17 pm

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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:24 pm

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:58 am

Tokyu Hands Ladies Santa Costumes
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:32 pm

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Sorry, I've lost the links for these images. Will post them later if they turn up again.
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Postby puargs » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:51 pm

It isn't Japanese, but there's a bank near here that I can't stand. They have the following on their electronic scroller sign out front: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Santa Claus walking backwards!" :wall:
Why do the Japanese always have to have a favorite saying?
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Postby dimwit » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:32 pm

How about this for the 2003 World Sant Claus Congress

HO HO HO

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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:34 pm

Mulboyne wrote: Sorry, I've lost the links for these images. Will post them later if they turn up again.


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Postby Charles » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:35 pm

I took this picture in Hakodate, during Tanabata. The banner says "Saturday Night Fever."

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:59 pm

This girl really doesn't seem to be making much of an effort for her club's Christmas service.
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How's this for a great Christmas lunch?

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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:46 am

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Postby devicenull » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:04 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:03 am

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Kyodo via Yahoo: Takara holds seminar for Santa Claus wannabes
Toy maker Takara Co. held a seminar in Tokyo on Wednesday featuring mambo musician Paradise Yamamoto, the only Japanese "official" Santa Claus, to teach aspiring Santas the tricks of the trade. Yamamoto, authorized by the dean of Greenland International Santa Clause Association, lectured to about 40 Japanese people, mainly fathers, dressed in Santa Claus costumes on such topics as how to give presents to children and say "Ho! Ho! Ho!" in an appropriately Santa-like voice.
Participants also went through a quick cookie-eating contest, one of the requirements for becoming an official Santa. They were then given a certificate on completing the seminar. Takara organized the event to commemorate the launching of "Mambonsai," a figure combining a bonsai plant and doll, designed by Yamamoto.[Let's leave the Mambonsai for another thread...]
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Postby deltaco » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:46 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:53 pm

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Kyodo: Volunteers dressed as Santa Claus distribute TV sets to earthquake-displaced residents living in temporary housing units in Ojiya, Niigata Prefecture
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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:25 pm

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Christmas Penguin Show at Hakkeijima

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:58 pm

Christmas Penguin Show at Yokohama's Hakkeijima Sea Paradise
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Caption:"A keeper in a Santa Claus costume swims with fish at an aquarium in Tokyo."
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Postby aquamarine » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:32 pm

If I may be so bold as to ask.. just what the heck kind of fish is that keeper grappling onto???
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Postby dimwit » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:28 am

aquamarine wrote:If I may be so bold as to ask.. just what the heck kind of fish is that keeper grappling onto???


I think it is the same one as the 'Eraserhead' baby

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PSP Claus!

Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:15 am

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"Manequins dressed as Santa Claus holding a Japanese electronics and entertainment giant Sony Corp's PlayStation Portable, or PSP, at a Tokyo office building Friday, Dec. 10, 2004.]" :jawdrop:
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Christmas Ground Angel at Red Brick Warehouse Yokohama

Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:15 pm

Anybody wanna take a romatic stroll on Ground Angel's facein Yokohama (across from my office)?
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:12 am

"Gaijin News" Flash:
Christmas is Cancelled

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Man those Sony Manequins are scary

Postby canman » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:41 am

What were they thinking, if I were a kid that would scare the bejesus out of me. IT looks like some weird mix between Chucky the doll and the screem killer! :eek2:
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Re: Man those Sony Manequins are scary

Postby dimwit » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:00 am

canman1 wrote:What were they thinking, if I were a kid that would scare the bejesus out of me. IT looks like some weird mix between Chucky the doll and the screem killer! :eek2:


More like Steven Hawkings speaking Engrish. I did like the hunter though... :)
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Angel or Devil for Christmas

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:34 pm

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For all your santa anime needs...

Postby dimwit » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:01 pm

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Postby Mulboyne » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:26 am

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Postby vir-jin » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:42 am

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Ho ho ho

Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:07 pm

From the SMH:

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Ho, how, howdy ... Santa Claus students practise saying "ho, ho, ho" with other Santa Claus trainees in Tokyo.
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Re: Ho ho ho

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:58 am

kurohinge1 wrote:From the SMH:
Ho, how, howdy ... Santa Claus students practise saying "ho, ho, ho" with other Santa Claus trainees in Tokyo.
Photo: AFP


From last year's FG ...
ZENta CLAUS
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Links from last year's Buy Nothing Day http://adbusters.cool.ne.jp/
Gaiji Zenta
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Japanese Zenta
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Santa three size

Postby dimwit » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:02 am

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