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Postby Charles » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:08 am

goldenboy_ge wrote:Western girls, NO THANKs! Maybe u missed out my posting that I'm into Asian girls only, therefore I watch only hot Asian xxx. Pure 100% Asian.

Ah, now I see the problem, you're a virgin.
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Postby dimwit » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:16 am

[quote="tetsujin gaijin"]The Japanese finally discover what the rest of the world has known all a long]

But, but, but, I thought Paris was the city of Love. :lol:
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:24 am

Charles wrote:
goldenboy_ge wrote:Western girls, NO THANKs! Maybe u missed out my posting that I'm into Asian girls only, therefore I watch only hot Asian xxx. Pure 100% Asian.

Ah, now I see the problem, you're a virgin.


The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:Word-up Goldie! You're alright. Get a life Chuck, all you ever post on here is about how cool you are, how punk you are or how rich you are or some retarded drivel about Australians.
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Postby Charles » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:31 am

The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:Word-up Goldie! You're alright. Get a life Chuck, all you ever post on here is about how cool you are, how punk you are or how rich you are or some retarded drivel about Australians.

Sorry if I make you feel so inadequate, but it's not my problem.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:12 pm

Charles is right. It's one thing to say Asian girls are cute and to even generally prefer them. But guys who say they'll only date Asian women and will never touch a western woman are sick fetishists. The funny thing is they usually end up dating fugly beasts and swearing they are exotic beauties who are more beautiful than any white chick (what they really mean is any white chick they could get).
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Postby Blah Pete » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:43 pm

The funny thing is they usually end up dating fugly beasts and swearing they are exotic beauties who are more beautiful than any white chick (what they really mean is any white chick they could get).


Samurai,
I coudn't agree with you more. I always find it amusing that when I go back to the states and find out what guys think are hot Asian women. Basically it is anything with 2 legs and 2 arms. :roll:
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:54 pm

Well, thanks for ur supportive feedback, I thought I just should leave it without an answer. But anyway....
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Postby Andocrates » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:21 pm

Well, all I'll say is Japanese women are fake in a way that even the most jaded Bronx hooker couldn't even begin to comprehend. But it's all illusion anyway so enjoy it.
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Postby mercutio » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:27 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Charles is right. It's one thing to say Asian girls are cute and to even generally prefer them. But guys who say they'll only date Asian women and will never touch a western woman are sick fetishists. The funny thing is they usually end up dating fugly beasts and swearing they are exotic beauties who are more beautiful than any white chick (what they really mean is any white chick they could get).


generally youre right....its true in many cases but I hardly think you can call goldenboy_ge much of a "sick fetishist" because he only likes Asian chicks... If I remember correctly, goldenboy_ge is Asian. Thats like saying a white guy that only dates white girls is a "fetishist"

"racist" perhaps but not a "fetishist" :wink:

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Postby Andocrates » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:41 pm

Yea, asian guys are not really into white girls, although they like their boobs. But even then asian girls got much better shaped nipples and coloring.

Black guys tend to like black girls,
Mexican guys like plump mexican girls,
I'm scottish and I seem to be drawn to fair Irish and Austrailian girls :lips smack: (the english are too rough looking and I don't know of any scottish porn.)

It's genes I suspect.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:56 pm

I tend to prefer dark hair and tan skin but if a girl's hot I'm not going to turn her down because she's pale and blond. If a girl's hot? Who am I kidding? If a girl's available I'm not going to turn her down ... period. I don't fit into that prefer-your-own-kind category though. Otherwise I'd be going after fat, white, American, alcoholics.

I've never understood guys who say they won't bang a certain race. Like crackers that tell me they wouldn't bang Tyra Banks because she's black. Shit she could be 1200 lbs with one leg and I'd still hit it just 'cuz she's rich.
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Postby AssKissinger » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:11 pm

The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:Well a bisexual guy might say 'Damn, heterosexual men have a woman fetish'. As long as things are consensual why call anybody 'sick'? I know what I like and don't like. I look at porn almost everyday. Over the past three years I've only looked at east Asian women. I don't like white women sexually. I'm sure because I NEVER have fantasies about them. Maybe I do have a 'fetish' (if you want to call it that) but there's nothing sick about it. I like ADULT asian WOMEN. I don't go for Thai or Filipina either. As for guys like me having butt ugly women in other people's opinion...hey, fuck your opinion. Who cares what everyone else thinks? If you think your woman is hot THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. So some guy back home has an Asian girlfriend you don't think is up to snuff? I'm sure he's all choked up about your opinion when he's in that nice sweet hole getting exactly what he wants. NOT! I don't care what another guy likes to fuck as long as it's not children. He can fuck other men, his dog, his cdr burner, his grandmother, Pamela Lee look-a-likes, himself or whatever as long as it's consensual. Passing judgement against people based on their sexual preferences is lame.
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:10 pm

Seriously, are u guys out of ur mind? Just because I tend to "love" more Asian girls then Western, doesn't mean it's racist or fetish. I don't know that it's even a joke or not, but I hardly think it get's a bit too personal. Well I take it personal, when u start to talk like this about me, but whatever.

And I didn't say that I only do it with Asian etc. There no race differences, I just like more Asians. That's it. The small confersation with Charles was supposed to be fun. On the other hand he kept on bugging me for some reason by saying inappropriate things. Perhaps it's American humor.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:55 pm

that's all that matters!

AK's ghost makes mighty good sense in that last reply...
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Postby Ketou » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:51 pm

I'd have to agree with the jaded ghost of AK too. Although not quite the full verbatim version. :wink:

I think losing it in foreign countries is not just a trait of the Japanese.
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Postby gkanai » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:30 am

Pongi-san, I think I have seen that "Interview with Jen" maybe 20 times and I STILL LAUGH OUT LOUD EACH TIME I SEE IT.

Damn funny shit.

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Postby Andocrates » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:02 am

I'd like to see it, but not enough to install quicktime. :-P
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:23 pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/whereismychange.html

The Ghost of AssKissinger wrote:Here's some Japanese lady who doesn't seem to be enjoying the fucked life in the States.
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Postby mr. sparkle » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:45 pm

Andocrates wrote:I'd like to see it, but not enough to install quicktime. :-P


It won't hurt you.

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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:16 am

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Postby james » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:27 pm

Andocrates wrote:(the english are too rough looking and I don't know of any scottish porn.)


i got yewe soom scoottish porn right here, laddie!

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Postby amdg » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:12 am

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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:46 pm

Did the BBC have a slow news day?

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'Paris Syndrome' strikes Japanese

By Caroline Wyatt, Wednesday, 20 December 2006, 20:14 GMT
BBC News, Paris

The reality of Paris does not always live up to the dream
A dozen or so Japanese tourists a year have to be repatriated from the French capital, after falling prey to what's become known as "Paris syndrome". ...
An encounter with a rude taxi driver, or a Parisian waiter who shouts at customers who cannot speak fluent French, might be laughed off by those from other Western cultures.
But for the Japanese - used to a more polite and helpful society in which voices are rarely raised in anger - the experience of their dream city turning into a nightmare can simply be too much.
This year alone, the Japanese embassy in Paris has had to repatriate four people with a doctor or nurse on board the plane to help them get over the shock. ...The Japanese embassy has a 24-hour hotline for those suffering from severe culture shock, and can help find hospital treatment for anyone in need.
However, the only permanent cure is to go back to Japan - never to return to Paris. ....
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Postby jingai » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:37 am

[quote="james"]i got yewe soom scoottish porn right here, laddie!

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Looks like one is trying to run away...
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Postby Greji » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:05 am

[quote="james"]i got yewe soom scoottish porn right here, laddie!

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Nice pair James! Got any goat pics?
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:13 am

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:12 pm

the very bad food


Japanese people fucking suck. I'm not saying that the US is culinary heaven, but if you can't find something good to eat in NYC, the problem is you not the food.

Reminds me of a private lesson I had with a guy one time. He was telling me about a trip to Europe where he'd gone to Germany, France, and Italy. I asked which country's food he liked the best. He said none of them because "I like rice."

Personally, I love German food but I can understand not being crazy about it if you're not a meat and potatoes kind of guy or gal. However, if you tell me that you couldn't find one good thing to eat in all of France and Italy, I feel really sorry for you.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:19 pm

Taro Toporific wrote: . . .[floatr]
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'Paris Syndrome' strikes Japanese

By Caroline Wyatt, Wednesday, 20 December 2006, 20:14 GMT
BBC News, Paris

The reality of Paris does not always live up to the dream
A dozen or so Japanese tourists a year have to be repatriated from the French capital, after falling prey to what's become known as "Paris syndrome". ...


Well, they've had their own Eiffel Tower since about 1958.

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Why not just build their own version of Paris around it?
(Like Huis Ten Bosch in Kyushu)

Then they won't be disappointed and won't even have to leave Japan.

And there'll be more job opportunities for FG's - to populate it with fake French accents and berets!

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:23 pm

kurohinge1 wrote:Well, they've had their own Eiffel Tower since about 1958.

Why not just build their own version of Paris around it?


The quickest, cheapest, and most efficient way to do that is to just let their dogs start shitting everywhere.
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Postby capsule » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:43 pm

The japanese live in their own bubble of existence and have no idea about the real world. When they get exposed to it, they whither and die.

It is time for Japan to wake up and make changes in society. Either that or go back to being a fully closed nation. Give it up already..ugh.
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