can someone slap me if i'm expecting too much, or give me some tips for where to live and where to work in that area. or let me know if there are any programming jobs going

as for teaching, i have no teaching experience in any area. i'm just lucky enough to have english as my native language. is this enough? i have some mates who have gone to japan with nothing and no experience and lived/worked as teachers for 3-4 years.