but fuck it, I like you guys. [chant].. and we like you too Steve.
So here are some parts of my quotes collection. I've been collecting and checking them for nearly thirty years so DON'T say they are boring. Remember I'm a gaijin on the edge. Each one has a special memory for me (and trust me my memory needs all the help it can get)
A hard woman is good to find -
-My wife was wearing this T-shirt when we met. Love at first !! Bless her 16" biceps.
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
-From my son - thanks kid, your smarter than me but I fight better than you.
A witty saying proves nothing
An actuary - someone who found accountancy too exciting..
BITCH - Beautiful, Intelligent, Tenacious, Courageous and Honest.
One for you GG
Boring women have immaculate homes
- My father was a scot and my mother German. It was his highest insult when they argued.
Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
He hums it, you sing it
-I consider this my second highest insult.
He who would do some great things in this short life must apply himself to work with such a concentration of force such that, to idle spectators who live only to amuse themselves, it looks like insanity. - Francis Parkman
-I qualify on all counts especially the last
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.