I hate stuff people pass on by public posting or email.

[Steve Bildermann]

but fuck it, I like you guys. [chant].. and we like you too Steve.
So here are some parts of my quotes collection. I've been collecting and checking them for nearly thirty years so DON'T say they are boring. Remember I'm a gaijin on the edge. Each one has a special memory for me (and trust me my memory needs all the help it can get)

A hard woman is good to find -
-My wife was wearing this T-shirt when we met. Love at first !! Bless her 16" biceps.

A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
-From my son - thanks kid, your smarter than me but I fight better than you.

A witty saying proves nothing

An actuary - someone who found accountancy too exciting..

BITCH - Beautiful, Intelligent, Tenacious, Courageous and Honest.
One for you GG

Boring women have immaculate homes
- My father was a scot and my mother German. It was his highest insult when they argued.

Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.

He hums it, you sing it
-I consider this my second highest insult.

He who would do some great things in this short life must apply himself to work with such a concentration of force such that, to idle spectators who live only to amuse themselves, it looks like insanity. - Francis Parkman
-I qualify on all counts especially the last

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

[GomiGirl]

BITCH - Beautiful, Intelligent, Tenacious, Courageous and Honest.
One for you GG

I have a few faves....

Work like you don't need the money......
Love like you've never been hurt......
Dance like there's no-body watching....

[American Oyaji]

Steve,
was your wife a body builder when you met her?

The reason I ask is because my wife is interested in that sort of thing. She is 30 this year and doesnt want to get soft since she is getting older.

If you have any info on muscle clubs for women in Japan, I'd appreciate it.

[Steve Bildermann]

[American Oyaji]

Wow Steve,
Thanks for your quick response, I appreciate it.

No wonder you are so well loved around here.

You are a really NICE guy.

and BTW, was that really YOUR back in that picture?

[Taro Toporific]

I have my fave . . .
Some years ago on Harajuku's Takeshita Dori, everyday on the way to work I saw for sale a pink and maroon letterman's jacket that said it all.

Across its back in huge letters it proclaimed: "H I G H _ I N C O M E"

Taro Toporific
--- It's toporific!