I would murder for a Mixed Grill right now! A big country pub mixed grill for me dinny-dinny-din-dons.
I was up in the country one time and this mixed grill -ooh- came on an oval plate! Oval! There was steak, chicken, liver, sausages, liver, kidney, liver, two fried eggs - count them - 2, and a basket of chips! I couldn't be vegetarian me - man can not live on chips alone! three pounds and ninety eight pence for that lot! Bloody bargain!
Chicken Kiev would be appreciated too with some baked beans!
What do the bleedin combinis offer - potato salad butties! Potato salad? Butties? A buttie of potato salad?!?!?!
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Re: Mixed Grill
by Failsafe » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:38 am
Max The Doorman wrote:I would murder for a Mixed Grill right now! A big country pub mixed grill for me dinny-dinny-din-dons.
I was up in the country one time and this mixed grill -ooh- came on an oval plate! Oval! There was steak, chicken, liver, sausages, liver, kidney, liver, two fried eggs - count them - 2, and a basket of chips! I couldn't be vegetarian me - man can not live on chips alone! three pounds and ninety eight pence for that lot! Bloody bargain!
Chicken Kiev would be appreciated too with some baked beans!
What do the bleedin combinis offer - potato salad butties! Potato salad? Butties? A buttie of potato salad?!?!?!
That'll dingdangdo for me.
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by Failsafe » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:05 pm
So I was having dinner with Bobby Fischer and there was a check tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Having game and playing games are two different things. Having game is understanding women enough that you can get into their pants as easily and cheaply as possible. Playing games is all the stupid psychological bull-shit that (mostly) women and men try to put each other through.
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by NeoNecroNomiCron » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:07 pm
When I read the title I has hoping that this would be a sex related thread...
Grossly disapointed.
But the ammount of sex talk going here is enough to keep my interest..
Grossly disapointed.
But the ammount of sex talk going here is enough to keep my interest..
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by Failsafe » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:17 pm
NeoNecroNomiCron wrote:When I read the title I has hoping that this would be a sex related thread...
Grossly disapointed.
But the ammount of sex talk going here is enough to keep my interest..
Sorry i should put something sexually related in here, how about a baby jesus butt plug?
The portal to hell
I clocked it was Peter Kay related and i'm going to end it with some barn stormers:
"At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."
"One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."
"You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."
"Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."
"The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."
"Old women with mobile phones look wrong."
"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."
"Theres no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."
Samurai_Jerk wrote:Having game and playing games are two different things. Having game is understanding women enough that you can get into their pants as easily and cheaply as possible. Playing games is all the stupid psychological bull-shit that (mostly) women and men try to put each other through.
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