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Revenge of the artist

Postby den4 » Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:18 am

try or try not...there is no do......
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Re: Revenge of the artist

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:49 am

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Postby den4 » Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:51 am

too bad it wasn't real...still amazing that somebody hasn't done it yet...LOL
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:35 am

den4 wrote:too bad it wasn't real...still amazing that somebody hasn't done it yet...LOL


The "honest" kanji tattoo mistakes are funnier than any intentional malfeasance. :twisted:
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Postby puargs » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:47 pm

Japanese have engrish, Americans have ...tattoonji?

Let's bad tattoo!
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:14 pm

puargs wrote:Japanese have engrish, Americans have ...tattoonji?

Let's bad tattoo!


tattoonji?

By the way Den4, interesting avatar.
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Postby vir-jin » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:58 pm

goldenboy_ge wrote:
puargs wrote:Japanese have engrish, Americans have ...tattoonji?

Let's bad tattoo!


tattoonji?

By the way Den4, interesting avatar.


golden boy! I missed you! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:45 pm

...I missed you too... :oops: Ich hab dich auch vermisst, ich weiss nicht warum... :oops:

Aber ich hab dich im TokyoDV Forum gesehen, aber ich wusste nicht was ich sagen soll...
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Postby vir-jin » Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:30 pm

goldenboy_ge wrote:...I missed you too... :oops: Ich hab dich auch vermisst, ich weiss nicht warum... :oops:

Aber ich hab dich im TokyoDV Forum gesehen, aber ich wusste nicht was ich sagen soll...


wie gut dass FG wieder funktioniert! Ich hatte keine Ahnung ob Du von Tokyo DV weisst oder nicht! in den weiten des net's kann man sich schneller verlieren als ich dachte! wie schoen wieder hier zu sein! :D
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:12 pm

Ich war ueberrascht das FG auf einmal "verschwunden" war, dennoch hatte ich das Gefuehl das die Community nicht ganz ausgestorben ist, weil die FG's bzw. die Auslaender in Japan einach untereinander eine Basis gefunden haben, in dem sie miteinander kommunizieren koennen.

I thought FG was gone for a moment. However my feelings said that the community couldn't be gone, because of it's strong FG spirit.
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Postby den4 » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:32 am

goldenboy_ge wrote:
puargs wrote:Japanese have engrish, Americans have ...tattoonji?

Let's bad tattoo!


tattoonji?

By the way Den4, interesting avatar.


figured it'd be perfect for this forums....
still amazed that somebody hasn't deliberately gone out and done this on the tattoo scene....
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:04 am

It's definitely an eye catcher and a strange one... note the octupus face..
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:26 pm

Sorry!
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Dearest squirt yourself into the face

Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:07 pm

Marvin wrote:
Ich war ueberrascht das FG auf einmal "verschwunden" war, dennoch hatte ich das Gefuehl das die Community nicht ganz ausgestorben ist, weil die FG's bzw. die Auslaender in Japan einach untereinander eine Basis gefunden haben, in dem sie miteinander kommunizieren koennen.


wie gut dass FG wieder funktioniert! Ich hatte keine Ahnung ob Du von Tokyo DV weisst oder nicht! in den weiten des net's kann man sich schneller verlieren als ich dachte! wie schoen wieder hier zu sein!

am liebsten spritz ich mir selber ins gesicht :twisted:
Apologies...no offense intended, but it's about the only German I know and I was feeling a little out of the conversation.


Is Marvin offering facials now? :luv3:


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I was surprise the fG at one time was "disappeared", yet I had the feeling that the Community not completely became extinct, because the FG's and/or the foreigners in Japan found in oh a basis among themselves, in which her communicate with one another can. Ratio: how well that fG functions again! I did not have notion whether you from Tokyo data processing know or not! in the far net's one can lose faster than I imagined! to be how beautifully again here!

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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:14 pm

That was precisely what I was offering! Well done, TT!
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Postby vir-jin » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:39 pm

Marvin wrote:That was precisely what I was offering! Well done, TT!


I could give it some taste and fart in your face- only trying to be helpful :D
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:42 pm

Sorry!
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Postby vir-jin » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:51 pm

Marvin wrote:
I could give it some taste and fart in your face- only trying to be helpful


Now, I'd like to know how to say that in German.


Ich koennte das noch etwas wuerzen indem ich dir ins Gesicht pfurze. 8)
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:00 pm

Sorry!
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Postby vir-jin » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:02 pm

Marvin wrote:danke, danke :D :D :D


always happy to improve your german. don't hesitate... :P
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Postby mr. sparkle » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:49 pm

vir-jin - du liegst mir im herzen. Ich liebe ihre kunst.
"Das Zusammengesetztes Auge von Herr Sparkle"
ist so cool!

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Postby vir-jin » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:01 pm

mr. sparkle wrote:vir-jin - du liegst mir im herzen. Ich liebe ihre kunst.
"Das Zusammengesetztes Auge von Herr Sparkle"
ist so cool!

Image
Das Zusammengesetztes
Auge von Herr Sparkle

Tchuss!


Herr Sparkle, ich hab das facetten auge noch- soll ich es dir schicken- falls du es vermisst... :D :love2: Mr. sparkle, my power manager got hosed another two times since I posted, each time I thank you for getting me out of shit :D I love your name!
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:33 pm

Marvin wrote:
am liebsten spritz ich mir selber ins gesicht :twisted:

Apologies...no offense intended, but it's about the only German I know and I was feeling a little out of the conversation.


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I could give it some taste and fart in your face- only trying to be helpful


Now, I'd like to know how to say that in German.


Ich koennte das noch etwas wuerzen indem ich dir ins Gesicht pfurze.

vir-jin - du liegst mir im herzen. Ich liebe ihre kunst.
"Das Zusammengesetztes Auge von Herr Sparkle"
ist so cool!


Ha ha! What the hell is going on here?! Marvin offers Bukkake to himself, Virjin want's to give you a special taste to your face and Mr. Sparkle surprises me with his German.

'am liebsten spritz ich mir selber ins gesicht' - when I read that I just couldn't believe how such naughty and saucy German words are spread around the globe.
But Marvin you're da man, I laughed my ass out. It's hilarious :twisted: . It seems that a few people in FG do understand German very well. :wink: :roll:

If you need any German lessons or recommendations, just shoot.

Ich hab nicht damit gerechnet das so etwas kommt! Ich bin erstaunt :twisted: :P Marvin, mach weiter so! And...Virjin... your a great German teacher lol :P
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:43 pm

Sorry!
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:05 pm

Marvin wrote:
just shoot


spritz?

Really?

Where's that bukkake smiley when you really need it!

Actually, goldenboy, I love German porn (maybe not the scheise<?> movies, though)

Thanks to that, I regard myself as fluent in phrases such as "Ja, ja, das is good" (said while heaving heavily) and "spritz mich ins gesicht" (said with plenty of 'oomph' though never to men)!




Ha ha! I really start to like you :P Actually, I didn't mean the spritzen. I was saying, whatever your question is, just go ahead and ask (but I used the word shoot) so you might think I mean spritzen :lol:

Scheisse movies HAHA lol, which ones?

If you know spritz mir ins Gesicht, then you know this one: Spritz mir in den Mund :twisted: = Cum into my mouth (What the hell am I saying!?)

How come a Ami, Brit, Canadi, Kiwi or where ever you may come from watch German porn :?: And why on earth do you like them.. :?: Yeah these were days when I watched them. They are quite intense. Well I feel reassuring to know that people like other things besides German cars etc. However I switched to Nihongo kimuchii if you know what I mean :lol: I needed a switch, I needed something different. US and German porn, nah... I don't know I don't like Western girls...(no offense).
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:12 pm

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Postby goldenboy_ge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:37 pm

Well I hope you wont say that for real :lol: But anyway, at least you dont say Heil Hitler or something like that :wink:
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Postby Ketou » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:12 pm

Marvin wrote::rofl:
Spritz mir in den Mund

Now, that is a far more useful phrase to learn. I'll try that one out next time I get to Germany.


You're going to ask someone to cum in your mouth? 8O
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:29 pm

Sorry!
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Postby goldenboy_ge » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:42 pm

Marvin wrote:
You're going to ask someone to cum in your mouth?

I was just sitting down watching the soccer and I realized exactly the same thing. I suppose I'll have to find either a girl with very special talents or learn the German for "swallow my seed." (hint, hint goldenboy_ge!)

By the way, what's the German for "Who's your Daddy?"




lol ha ha

I want to cum in your mouth = Ich will in dein Mund spritzen!

Swallow my seed (if you would like to add 'Biatch'*)= Schluck mein weises Zeug (swallow my white cum) (*Biatch=Schlampe)

Who's your Daddy? = Wer ist dein Vater!? or with a slang Wer ist dein Fadda?!
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