CLUB DEAD (tm) vacation package! (from Taro Toporific)

[omae mona]

Taro passed along a message to us, which will have to suffice until he can find a way to get back online. See attached images.


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Hang in there, Taro!!!

[American Oyaji]

CLUB DEAD (tm) vacation package!

I've only have a few things to say...
....student nurses, white stockings, with garters, long soapy sponge baths, morphone supositories, and my own enema night nurse. Eat your heart out AssKissinger.

[Big Booger]

Taro passed along a message to us, which will have to suffice until he can find a way to get back online. See attached images.

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Hang in there, Taro!!!

That is hilarious. Are you all printing out threads for him?

[omae mona]

American Oyaji, thanks for transcribing Taro's message. That will be nice for people viewing in text-only mode. And more importantly, now we know this thread will show up on Google when somebody does a search for enema night nurse.

[cstaylor]

Glad to hear he's doing well. Too bad about the poor reception... that means Air-H is out of the question...

[Ketou]

enema night nurse

You lucky lucky bastard! AK will be jealous!

[AssKissinger]

I'm smashing my kneecaps together full force. Ouch. Man that morphine suppository sure will help a lot.

[tatsujin]

God damn, that guy always manages to land on his feet no matter what happens!

Get well soon my friend

[aquamarine]

This time I wouldn't say he quite landed on his feet.... per-se

[tatsujin]

I'm glad someone appreciated the pun.

He just has a great attitude to life - doesn't let anything get him down...per-se

[Mels]

Get well soon Taro!!!!

[gomichild]

We might have to break his other leg so he has a chance to rest up and get through all the books and snacks we left him with...

[Video-Link Japan]

Well.. your local FG Brother(Sister)Hood #269 membership came out in full-force yesterday afternoon to visit Taro at the CLUB DEAD hospital in Center Minami. Now herein behold witness to his injury..



He was pretty genki considering they had just rammed a titanium medal rod into the tibia from ankle to knee. Groups of 3 or 4 at a time made the bedside rounds with him under the watchful eye of student nurses who must have wondered if drinking in the hospital was just a normal practice for people from over-seas..!!



You know what they say, there's nothing that a few super cans of Chu Hi, a bag of Oreos and a 'little' booby action can't cure..

Note to self; cameraphones (for these pix) are not welcome in ICU areas.

[AssKissinger]

Holy Fucking Hell that is the classic FG pic of all time!

[mr. sparkle]

Nice Shot! Izzat Lemon-lime, Chardonnay or Grapefruit? Pongi would know...

Drinking in the hospital was just a normal practice for people from over-seas..!!

Drink Chu-hi, 'Cuz it gets U high!

You might go into sugar overload though, when mixed with Oreos!

[omae mona]

Nice Shot! Izzat Lemon-lime, Chardonnay or Grapefruit? Pongi would know...

Green apple! mmmmmmmmm.

[sillygirl]

Damn that looks painful!

How long is Taro going to be in hospital for?

[gomichild]

I think it was ume..and GG had already drunk most of it...

[Ketou]

Yea, but notice what's in his other hand?

[mr. sparkle]

After only two tall boy chu-his, you can get quite the mean buzz.

Don't forget my recipe for the "U-high":
The U-high is equal parts:
Polish potato vodka
Grape Chu-hi
Pour over rocks.


Gets "U-high" very quickly....

I'd need a damn good buzz too if I had a nasty break like ol' Uncle T's. uh-OUCH!

[mr. sparkle]

Yea, but notice what's in his other hand?

I did not even see that until you pointed that out!

[Video-Link Japan]

I think it was ume..and GG had already drunk most of it...

Ya, GG was being quite the little lush out there yesterday.. haha.
Maybe because of all those "cute" Dr. type dudes hanging about?

[vir-jin]

[Big Booger]

He might want to take it easy the next time the delivery man comes around.. You sure he wasn't jumped by some Japanese girl scouts? Maybe he didn't want any carrot cookies so they broke his ankle instead?

[vir-jin]

He might want to take it easy the next time the delivery man comes around.. You sure he wasn't jumped by some Japanese girl scouts? Maybe he didn't want any carrot cookies so they broke his ankle instead?

think he was ninjashooting some girl scouts and they got him down

[omae mona]

I think it was ume..and GG had already drunk most of it...

Well no fear. As you can see below, Taro found plenty of places to stash the remainder of the Chu-hi supply (this was taken after the other picture):

[aquamarine]

And with a little luck, he'll scarf down the dozen doughnuts with ease... which will fatten him up, indirectly leading to a cardiologists nightmare! OH MY PLAN HAS COME INTO EFFECT! MWA BWA HA!

[canman]

The more Taro drinks the more he will have to go pee, but how does he do that if he is incapacitated. Wiat now I understand. Help from a student nurse. Damn he does always land on his feet doesn't he.
Anyway big guy take care and get well soon so you can post again.

[vir-jin]

The more Taro drinks the more he will have to go pee, but how does he do that if he is incapacitated. Wiat now I understand. Help from a student nurse. Damn he does always land on his feet doesn't he.
Anyway big guy take care and get well soon so you can post again.

this was my off line help response-


unfortunately it is still in my hands

[American Oyaji]

Dude. That break looks painful.

But he looked dang genki.

Get well Taro.