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Satoya Tae ruckus in Roppongi?

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Postby DrP » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:38 am

Hey - I just heard that Satoya Tae (Gold Medal - Nagano) was arrested and thrown in the Roppongi slammer for causing a public disturbance. It seems she was engaged in a little 'love-love' with some F*d Gaijin at a club in the PONGI - and when asked to stop a fight ensued!! None of the bouncers stepped - why the hell should they?

At this time Fuji TV who is one of Satoya's employers is keeping everything very hush hush. Word up on the street anyone ?? Fact, fiction, nonsense??

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Postby DrP » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:52 am

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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:03 am

Anyone got a real English version of that and not Engrish, cuz that's making my head hurt.

What did you use to translate that?
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Postby maraboutslim » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:08 am

That's the absolute worst machine translation ever! It's like word salad.

maybe we can go over to that young dudes website and get the story from the "young white guy" she was getting all "atsuatsu" with.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:58 am

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Postby GuyJean » Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:06 am

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She looks like she could be a Gas Panic bottom feeder.. Of course, depending on the hour, those bottom feeders are fucking mermaids!

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:47 am

GuyJean wrote:She looks like she could be a Gas Panic bottom feeder...
Moguls...Gas Panic...I don't see the connection...
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:21 am

Kyodo: Skier Satoya to be questioned over nightclub sex brawl
TOKYO — The Ski Association of Japan said Thursday it will be taking a statement from moguls skier Tae Satoya, who is alleged to have caused a bar brawl last month, and her company Fuji Television Network Inc. Satoya, 28, was taken into police custody in Tokyo on Feb 8 after the Nagano Winter Olympics gold medalist visited a nightclub in Roppongi with her private coach, where she got drunk and attacked a security guard and police officials. A weekly magazine that went on sale Thursday reported that a screaming Satoya threw glasses, kicked tables and chairs, and ended up injuring a bar staffer when he tried to stop her from engaging in sex with a man on the sofa in the VIP room.
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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:08 pm

Posters over at Japan Today seem to think this incident took place in 911
Kyodo via Japan Today: Fuji TV suspends skier Satoya after nightclub sex brawl
Fuji Television Network Inc said Friday it has suspended its employee and moguls skier Tae Satoya for five days for her role in a nightclub sex brawl that sent the Nagano Winter Olympics gold medalist to a police cell last month. Satoya, who also won bronze at the Salt Lake City Olympics in 2002, was charged with misconduct at a nightclub in Tokyo's Roppongi entertainment district Feb 8, where she went with her private coach, eventually got drunk and attacked a security guard.
The weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun, in its March 10 edition that went on sale Thursday, reported that a screaming Satoya threw glasses, kicked tables and chairs, and ended up injuring a bar staffer when he tried to stop her from engaging in sex with a foreign man whose pants were down on the sofa in the VIP room. Fuji Television explained that Satoya was punished for her anti-social behavior and lacking any form of adult discipline. The penalty will be imposed till Tuesday. The Ski Association of Japan said Thursday it will investigate the case and determine an appropriate penalty for the 28-year-old, who caused trouble just two days after she placed a season-best second at a World Cup event in Inawashiro, Fukushima Prefecture.
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Marvin we need your help!!!!

Postby dimwit » Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:49 pm

So, who is the Gaijin, what is the bar, where are the photos? I need more details please. Is she a John Daly, or is she a victim of some date rape drug as I have heard some people claim? Marvin help us!!!
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Postby GuyJean » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:05 pm

Fuji Television explained that Satoya was punished for her anti-social behavior and lacking any form of adult discipline. The penalty will be imposed till Tuesday.
:rofl: :rofl:

And on Tuesday, she will suddenly have the discipline of an adult!.. :rofl:

The VIP lounge at 911?! She is a gutter snipe! :lol: 911 is to Gas Panic as cockroach is to termite.. :lol:

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Postby cstaylor » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:08 pm

Any chance we can hook Ultra up for one of these Japanese celebrity make-it-with-a-gaijin events? :lol:
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Mar 05, 2005 12:08 am

From 2003:
http://www.photokyo.com/gallery2.asp?category=roppongistuff
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"Looks like you can get away with anything at 911!"

From 2001:
http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/tokyo/roppongi/2001october.html
We started off at a bar charmingly named "911." We were in the company of a black man from the states, who knew quite a few of the other black folks in the area, so he was our front. Immediately we were escorted by a Nigerian into the VIP room, which offered free popcorn and padded seats under purple and blue lights. Unfortunately, while this club had no cover charge, it also had no ladies, except a deeply embittered American woman dressed up as Lara Croft. A few of us lamented the gender ratio. Our guide friend provided a useful interpretation. Think of starting off at a crappy bar as foreplay. You don't move into the orgasm first, you build up to the good stuff.
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Sat Mar 05, 2005 12:34 am

Have to edit.
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:09 am

Have to edit.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:40 am

I read that she was arrested but, since I don't see anything about a court appearance, is it fair to assume that she was released without charge?
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:03 am

Have to edit.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:36 pm

Marvin wrote:OK, I take no responsibility for the accuracy of this because I can't verify it. Here is what I have heard.
It was not sex with one guy, it was sex with two guys, at least one of whom was a white Caucasian male.
Steve Fahren, 39, Satoya's coach, was at the scene. I don't know whether he was the man involved.


Sex-romp Satoya stripped again -- this time of World Cup team spot
Mainichi Shimbun, March 5, 2005
Shamed Olympic gold medallist Tae Satoya, arrested after throwing a drunken tantrum because bouncers interrupted her while she was having sex in a Roppongi nightclub, has been dropped from the Japanese World Cup team, Ski Association of Japan officials said....

....Shukan Bunshun reported that a screaming Satoya threw glasses, kicked tables and chairs, and ended up injuring a bouncer when he tried to stop her from having sex with a foreign man whose pants were down on the sofa in the VIP room.
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Postby maraboutslim » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:56 pm

What good is a VIP room if you can't even have a little sex without some stupid waiter trying to stop you? Geez.
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Postby Marvin Feltcher » Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:13 pm

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:13 pm

She was very annoyed with her scores

50% marks for quality of turns i.e. contact, aggression, line etc.
25% marks on speed
25% marks on height and difficulty of air

She scored well on height and difficulty of air but contact was a problem.
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Postby samuraiwig » Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:42 pm

Put like a pro judge Steve. Next stop ice skating...? :wink:

She clearly needs to hone her ninja skills - lessons from MasaMania-sensei maybe... - and proceed undetected next time :ninja:

Of course, it's all the FG who are lowering the tone in Roppongi/Tokyo/Japan/the world.* (* delete as applicable Blinky fans)

At least the ski federation has done something meaningful, rather than the token gestures of Fuji TV and the police. The story was also carefully glossed over on TV news yesterday - just vague allusions to some 'trouble'.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:06 pm

From "Wakarimasen" on Japan Today:
I guess it's all downhill for her now.....
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Postby dimwit » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:04 pm

samuraiwig wrote:At least the ski federation has done something meaningful, rather than the token gestures of Fuji TV and the police. The story was also carefully glossed over on TV news yesterday - just vague allusions to some 'trouble'.


Pretty harsh I'd say. If all FG's were judged by the same standard there would be not a whole hell of a lot of us showing up to work on Monday morning. :lol:
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Postby samuraiwig » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:10 pm

Maybe a little harsh, but it elicited a response :wink:

I think there is a fairer comparison than a FG getting into trouble here. The one I had in mind was:

What would happen to a sports star of similar status in the US or another country chock full o' FGs?

I'm pretty sure law suits would be flying, sponsorship contracts would be being ripped up and the media wouldn't be shy about getting stuck into the sordid details.
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Postby dimwit » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:15 pm

Maybe, maybe not. Magic Johnson screwed about 10,000 women and got AIDS and media treated him as a hero.
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Postby samuraiwig » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:17 pm

Good point well presented. But he's not a woman.
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Postby vir-jin » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:34 pm

samuraiwig wrote:Good point well presented. But he's not a woman.


well, she's not Madonna 8)
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Postby samuraiwig » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:40 pm

vir-jin wrote:well, she's not Madonna 8)


touche :lol:
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Postby Captain Japan » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:45 pm

dimwit wrote:Maybe, maybe not. Magic Johnson screwed about 10,000 women and got AIDS and media treated him as a hero.

But Magic never got arrested. Maybe Dennis Rodman would be a better comparison?
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