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Am I ugly?

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:45 pm

My fortune cookie says, "You will be admired for your internal beauty."

Damn, that's cold.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby Caustic Saint » Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:46 pm

You forgot to add "in bed."

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Postby aquamarine » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:38 pm

Hows it go...
"Am I ugly?"
"No, you just have a rotten personality"

Worst cookie I ever got was "You will meet a heavy-set man" . . . in bed??
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Re: Internal Beauty

Postby kurohinge1 » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:46 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:My fortune cookie says, "You will be admired for your internal beauty." ...

I'm getting a vision of that ...

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"Look how beautiful these organs are"

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Postby chiwawa » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:42 pm

Ugly can be fixed with the accessory. If you have a fashion accessory than you are seen as a fashionable and not by nature's choice.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:53 am

The best fashion accessory for a man to carry is a fat wallet. It's guaranteed to make him more attractive.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain
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Postby ahochaude » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:29 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The best fashion accessory for a man to carry is a fat wallet. It's guaranteed to make him more attractive.

"Amen".
-just as long as he isn't retarded, deformed and has all 4 limbs and 5 digits on each.
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