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Postby spyder » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:47 pm

Hello all.

I have been on this site for some time, and have just decided that I should sign up, and get in on the action.

I have been to Japan multiple times, and am about to go back there in a couple of months, it's the most awesome place...ne?!. I have a Japanese girl too, and have just sold my Japanese car (190kilowatt Silvia). I'm not obsessed with the country, I just think they make the best stuff :)

I hope I can help people on here as much as others have helped me!

Cheers!!

-Scott
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Postby sillygirl » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:49 pm

spyder wrote:Hello all.

I have been on this site for some time, and have just decided that I should sign up, and get in on the action.

I have been to Japan multiple times, and am about to go back there in a couple of months, it's the most awesome place...ne?!. I have a Japanese girl too, and have just sold my Japanese car (190kilowatt Silvia). I'm not obsessed with the country, I just think they make the best stuff :)

I hope I can help people on here as much as others have helped me!

Cheers!!

-Scott


Hey Scott!

What are you coming over for? Study? Work? Professional pachinko player?
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:48 pm

I prefer to consider myself the ultimategaijin, rather than a fuckedgaiin. But since i come here, perhaps im the ultimatefuckedgaijin?
gaijin, gods among men


takechanpoo wrote:

> you gaijin smell nasty very very very much.
> take a bath every day.
> if you dont,go home fuckin gaijin.
> Japan is not rehabilitation facilities of banished white ugly gaijins like you.
> fuck off!!!
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Postby 0bvious » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:45 am

i just found this place and have been an internet surfing Gaijin in Japan for over 8 months now. slipped right under me radar it did
more stuff soon
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Postby Howl Scene » Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:35 pm

Howdy y'all.

I was told about this place by a few of my friends who also post in here, so I'd thought I'd check it out. As of now I am not actually a Gaijin in Japan, but I hope to be soon after I complete my Japanese degree.
I got howl scene.
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:23 pm

Howl Scene wrote:Howdy y'all.

I was told about this place by a few of my friends who also post in here, so I'd thought I'd check it out. As of now I am not actually a Gaijin in Japan, but I hope to be soon after I complete my Japanese degree.


welcome kiwi boy
You dont have to be a gaijin at the mo to post on the board - as long as you are fucked you will fit in fine :D
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Postby B Gallagher » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:10 pm

yeah.. whereever you are you will always be a gaijin... :wink:
welcome man :)
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Postby Howl Scene » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:45 am

Hey hey Brett. This board looks like it should bring some good times indeed... :D
I got howl scene.
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Aloha

Postby ketchupkatsu » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:53 pm

hi, long time lurker, but something possessed me to join.

I travel to Japan about 5 or 6 times a year, and I am what some would call hapa ( mom is japanese, dad is irish), so i don't know if i would be considered a fucked gaijin.

keep up the good work, this board has givens tons of info over the years.
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Postby gamma-ro » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:49 am

Recently joined, but lurker for a while.

Living in Sapporo now for over a year with my wife, but was in Tokyo for longer and will be going back at some point this month for a better job.

Uhm.. Can't think of anything else to say, except that maybe I should get to bed.
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Postby jake9116 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:38 pm

i joined in anticipation of becoming a gaijin of the fucked variety...for more info, or to help me out, see my forum thred "I need help**!"
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:54 pm

eerrrrrr

I used to live in Tokyo, but not any more!!

But wait...

I will be doing so again from May.


Most of my old friends have moved away from Tokyo, so you will find me drinking alone in gaijin bars looking for loose J-Girls from now on.

Which is a shame because im not that keen on Japanese girls, but western women seem to have been wiped out by some terrible disease in Tokyo

There you go
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Postby bunchoffuckinggoofs » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:53 am

bunch of fucking goofs here. Nice to meet you. I am interested in the sun, the moon, the stars and what it is exactly that the Tama River is comprised of.
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Hello newbie in F.gaijin

Postby appleday » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:34 pm

I really think this site is original and motivating ;) I just hope it will motivate my study for my Japanese test on Friday! Arrgh! 8O
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Postby EZPZ » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:57 am

Hey everyone,

I've Been lurking awhile, so I decided to make up a profile.

First thing is to post a message in the new members thread I guess.
Check.

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Re: Aloha

Postby Mels » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:21 am

ketchupkatsu wrote:hi, long time lurker, but something possessed me to join.

I travel to Japan about 5 or 6 times a year, and I am what some would call hapa ( mom is japanese, dad is irish), so i don't know if i would be considered a fucked gaijin.

keep up the good work, this board has givens tons of info over the years.

Hey happa, I am hapa too. Mom is Japanese and Dad Irish/Scottish/Heinz57

Welcome...good to see another hapa...you speak fluent Nihongo too? Enjoy the ride.
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Postby ketchupkatsu » Tue May 10, 2005 7:44 am

WOOHOOO!

At least I'm not the only hapa here.

Have to start a thread to find out if there are any other hapa on this forum.

By the way I thought I spoke fluently, till I went to Japan. God they speak fast over there.
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Hi!

Postby Jean-Francois » Mon May 30, 2005 3:10 pm

I've joined for two years, but this is my first post. :lol: Btw, I am a gaijin who doesn't live in Japan. So, I am not F*cked... ha ha
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:01 am

Hey everyone :D Not exactly new to this site as I've been lurking for about 3,5 years now, but now that i'm well and truly f*cked I thought it might be a good idea to become a little bit more active. :P

Right now I'm all alone in the country that nurtured me all the way to chronic cynicism right in the heart of old Europe, and I'm due back in the land of concrete, fast trains and gorgeous women in August. :wink:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:40 pm

Haro all and this will be my first post on this forum. It is nice to see that I was not the only F*cked Gaijin in this great place called J-land. I am 26 living in Tokyo working for a fackin old traditional Nihon no kaisha. No, I am not working for Nova or any Jett program and thank god! I hope to get some insights and broaden my perspective on Japan from this forum so here is my intro.
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:45 pm

Welcome.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:56 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Welcome.
IkemenTommy wrote:Haro all....


Ok, the welcoming committee has finished--- now for the abuse.:P



(I'm afraid I've been guilty of too having too much fun with new members.)
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Thanks for making this forum

Postby onmugen » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:27 am

There has been many a time when I wish there was a way for people like myself, a f*cked gaijin, to vent or get and/or share information about japan.

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ALmost forgot

Postby onmugen » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:28 am

Hello to all! to those wondering, yes I do live in Japan. Yokohama to be exact.
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Mmmm

Postby kurohinge1 » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:09 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:... (I'm afraid I've been guilty of too having too much fun with new members.)


But Taro-san, your initiation rituals are an FG tradition ...

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  • "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others" (Anon)
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:34 pm

Trust me, I got enough ass penetration from Taro already.
Sometimes, you just have to take it like a man, bend over, and let him have it.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:01 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Trust me, I got enough ass penetration from Taro already.


I really don't remember that night with Rob Pongi and AK. Was it good for you? Gee, I wonder what kind of mysterious pig-borne diseases have I've been exposed to recently? :twisted:

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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:09 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:I really don't remember that night with Rob Pongi and AK.

Probably drunk as f*ck and shitfaced.
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Dead Kennedy's ...

Postby Somerandomgaijin » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:13 am

IkemenTommy wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:I really don't remember that night with Rob Pongi and AK.

Probably drunk as f*ck and shitfaced.


Fair enough.
But were you too drunk to fuck?
Too drunk to fuck?
Yeah yea!
Ohhh.

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

Jello B.

(what flavor does Jello-B taste like?)
dorsum nudum fero tui sceleris
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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:59 am

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