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Postby dimwit » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:31 pm

Ok , I dropped by the local park this evening to observe the hamami rituals with a few of the other Matsuyama ne'er do wells when I witnessed the following:

Occupying the tarp next to us was a group of young women with a few young guys. All of the guys seemed to have overindulged themselves on the mini keg that they had brought to the party and were all passed out on the tarp.

The girls in an emboldened state of drunkeness proceed to undress drunk guy number one. The temperature outside was about 8 degrees so hypothermia was a real possiblity. Not satisified with taking pictures of him nude and passed out in various positions, one girl proceeded kneel on his thighs, jerked him off and perform fellatio to induce him for more photographic fun. He responded by urinating all over himself. This by the way, was all done within about 30 feet of a bunch kindergarten students with their parents.

Drunk number two was then undressed and the two were put together ala Abu Ghraib for more fun. They were left nude for about 30 minutes before one of there group decided that maybe they should cover them with blankets. I don't even want to guess what changes they would face in Canada, but here a cop walked right by and did nothing.
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:02 am

Well, did you get pictures of this to share with the rest of us FGs??

(In Canada everyone in the park could have ended up arrested under a no-open-container law... ;))
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:38 am

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Postby Ketou » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:51 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Classic!
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Postby tonikoro » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:41 am

I sooooo would have paid cold hard yen to see this happen. :twisted:

So wait, she jacked the guy off, and He pissed on her? -In public no less?

So I take it of all places in Japan, no one at the park dared to call the police on a keitai and report the matter? Added there were no cops on the scene riding around on a "Mama-chari"?
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:34 am

tonikoro wrote:I sooooo would have paid cold hard yen to see this happen. :twisted:

So wait, she jacked the guy off, and He pissed on her? -In public no less?

So I take it of all places in Japan, no one at the park dared to call the police on a keitai and report the matter? Added there were no cops on the scene riding around on a "Mama-chari"?

In your excitement you missed the last sentance of his post.
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Postby dimwit » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:07 am

[quote="FG Lurker"]Well, did you get pictures of this to share with the rest of us FGs??

(In Canada everyone in the park could have ended up arrested under a no-open-container law... ]

Some people did take pictures... hell alot of people took pictures, but since I was on my way home from work I didn't have a camera with me. I going to try to get some from my friends but I'm not sure I even want to post them. 8O

Oh, I forgot to mention about the dog. Once the two men had been striped the girls let their dog stuff them in a very dog like way. I wasn't sure that added to the litiny of crimes that had been committed or not. :?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:16 am

LMFAO!!! That's great. I wonder what the reaction would have been of it were guys doing something similar to girls. BTW, when you say young what age group are you talking about?
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Postby dimwit » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:23 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:LMFAO!!! That's great. I wonder what the reaction would have been of it were guys doing something similar to girls. BTW, when you say young what age group are you talking about?


All of them were in their 20's I assume. They looked like shopworkers. The guys looked like deliveryman.
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:50 am

dimwit wrote:I going to try to get some from my friends but I'm not sure I even want to post them. 8O

You stood and watched for 30 minutes or so but you're not sure if you want to post some pics for the rest of us? :lol:

dimwit wrote:Oh, I forgot to mention about the dog. Once the two men had been striped the girls let their dog stuff them in a very dog like way. I wasn't sure that added to the litiny of crimes that had been committed or not. :?

"Stuff" them?? I hope you meant "sniff" them..........
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Postby dimwit » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:07 am

Sniff is correct. It wasn't THAT BAD.
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Postby FG Lurker » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:10 am

dimwit wrote:Sniff is correct. It wasn't THAT BAD.

:lol: Yeah, but now we know what you were thinking as you watched this unfold........ :D
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Postby jim katta » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:19 am

damn, this is why I love japan.

Like someone said about Canada, forget the sex stuff, in the U.S. they would have been busted immediately just for the beer.

this place (US) is driving me crazy. after all the hype about the Pope, I'm positive I'm living in the wrong country. if you walk the streets here with a shirt saying something really negative about the Pope, there's a good chance you could get arrested, or at least a ticket. (and don't even get me started on if you say/display something negative about bush...) I don't like it here anymore.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:40 am

jim katta wrote:damn, this is why I love japan.

Like someone said about Canada, forget the sex stuff, in the U.S. they would have been busted immediately just for the beer.

this place (US) is driving me crazy. after all the hype about the Pope, I'm positive I'm living in the wrong country. if you walk the streets here with a shirt saying something really negative about the Pope, there's a good chance you could get arrested, or at least a ticket. (and don't even get me started on if you say/display something negative about bush...) I don't like it here anymore.

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Postby Ketou » Fri Apr 15, 2005 10:19 am

jim katta wrote:damn, this is why I love japan.

Like someone said about Canada, forget the sex stuff, in the U.S. they would have been busted immediately just for the beer.

this place (US) is driving me crazy. after all the hype about the Pope, I'm positive I'm living in the wrong country. if you walk the streets here with a shirt saying something really negative about the Pope, there's a good chance you could get arrested, or at least a ticket. (and don't even get me started on if you say/display something negative about bush...) I don't like it here anymore.

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I understand where you're coming from, but America is way ahead of many places in terms of freedom of speech. I don't think a t-shirt with 'Ding Dong the witch is dead' and a picture of the pope would get you arrested. Bashed maybe!
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Postby Adhesive » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:31 am

jim katta wrote:damn, this is why I love japan.

Like someone said about Canada, forget the sex stuff, in the U.S. they would have been busted immediately just for the beer.

this place (US) is driving me crazy. after all the hype about the Pope, I'm positive I'm living in the wrong country. if you walk the streets here with a shirt saying something really negative about the Pope, there's a good chance you could get arrested, or at least a ticket. (and don't even get me started on if you say/display something negative about bush...) I don't like it here anymore.

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Postby Taka-Okami » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:41 am

After reading this topic, I have no desire at all to go to Japan. That is absolutely disgusting. Things like that should not be done in public. Fillthy animals.
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:09 am

Taka-Okami wrote:After reading this topic, I have no desire at all to go to Japan. That is absolutely disgusting. Things like that should not be done in public. Fillthy animals.

People get drunk and do stupid shit all over the world. (Search Google Images if you don't believe me.....)

On the flip-side you are a lot less likely to get into serious trouble (mugged, raped, shot, knifed, etc) while wandering around drunk in Japan.
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Postby oyajikun » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:55 am

You gotta love Hanami.
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Postby Taka-Okami » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:40 am

The fact that those animals did it in front of kids just pisses me off thats all. I have no idea why the bystanders did nothing. Perhaps they also were perverted and were actually enjoying the display.
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Postby hakuman » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:01 pm

If you think that somthing like this is enough to keep you away from Japan, then thats your loss! Sure this may be fucked up, but not nearly as fucked up as some of the shit that goes on in the states (where I am maybe wrongly assuming you are from due to your high-horse attitude).
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Postby Taka-Okami » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:11 pm

Yes I am from Australia and have been to numerous parties etc etc Seen heaps of drunk people. Mostly from what I have seen is just a few punch up here and there a bit of property destruction, certainly nothing so degrading in a public space with children watching.
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Postby tonikoro » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:19 pm

<-------------------- Holds a pint of the bitters laughing at piss and jism :D

Y'know what kills me taka, is that it was some wacked out bitches who did this to guys. I think i would be more disgusted if the guys got the girls drunk and then shagged them under the sakura in front of kids.
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:04 pm

Taka-Okami wrote:The fact that those animals did it in front of kids just pisses me off thats all. I have no idea why the bystanders did nothing. Perhaps they also were perverted and were actually enjoying the display.



Ahhhh

You do know Japan is a foreign country right?


I expect that sort oversight from the Yanks, but not Aussies
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:13 pm

Taka-Okami wrote:Yes I am from Australia and have been to numerous parties etc etc Seen heaps of drunk people. Mostly from what I have seen is just a few punch up here and there a bit of property destruction, certainly nothing so degrading in a public space with children watching.

You wouldn't happen to be Maths Dude's sock puppet would you?
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Postby cliffy » Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:32 am

Taka-Okami wrote:Yes I am from Australia and have been to numerous parties etc etc Seen heaps of drunk people. Mostly from what I have seen is just a few punch up here and there a bit of property destruction, certainly nothing so degrading in a public space with children watching.

You obviously go to gentler parties than I have 8) :oops: 8)
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Postby Caustic Saint » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:16 am

FG Lurker wrote:
Taka-Okami wrote:Yes I am from Australia and have been to numerous parties etc etc Seen heaps of drunk people. Mostly from what I have seen is just a few punch up here and there a bit of property destruction, certainly nothing so degrading in a public space with children watching.

You wouldn't happen to be Maths Dude's sock puppet would you?

Actually, he would happen to be just that. :)
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