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Postby deltaco » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:13 pm

Approaching half a 5th of Jim Beam Black Label. Reason..... It's my fucked gaijin birthday on Sunday. It's only Friday night here so It's an all weekend party! I still have all my hair at 34 wait Im only 33 right now. Maybe Ill lose my hair on Sunday! Although it has a lot of grey. Rather be grey than bald unless it is some fine snatch! Not that I want my head to be a bald snatch but that could be exciting. But you know what I'm talking about, right? I don't know. I'm just rambling on here. I better go.
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Re: Holy shit I am drunk.

Postby FG Lurker » Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:59 pm

deltaco wrote:Approaching half a 5th of Jim Beam Black Label. Reason..... It's my fucked gaijin birthday on Sunday. It's only Friday night here so It's an all weekend party! I still have all my hair at 34 wait Im only 33 right now. Maybe Ill lose my hair on Sunday! Although it has a lot of grey. Rather be grey than bald unless it is some fine snatch! Not that I want my head to be a bald snatch but that could be exciting. But you know what I'm talking about, right? I don't know. I'm just rambling on here. I better go.
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How did you get so drunk on only half a 5th of Jim Beam? You need to drink more often!! Last time I got really piss-ass-fall-down drunk was by drinking most of a 26er of 12yo IW Harper. There was about an inch left in the bottom of the bottle. Now that was a piss-up!
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:04 pm

FG Lurker wrote:How did you get so drunk on only half a 5th of Jim Beam?


I was wondering the same thing. But I guess it depends on how fast he drank it.
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Postby amdg » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:15 pm

Holy Shit! I'm sober.:cry: Time to fix that right now. :twisted:
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Postby FG Lurker » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:23 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:How did you get so drunk on only half a 5th of Jim Beam?

I was wondering the same thing. But I guess it depends on how fast he drank it.

True... If he basically drank it like it was water it would hit pretty hard.

The only time I have ever been sick I drank 750ml of Vodka in 4 hours. Without eating anything first. I woulda been okay if someone hadn't started rocking me back and forth! Bastards. :evil:
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Postby Pencilslave » Sun Apr 24, 2005 4:34 am

[quote="&quot"]Approaching half a 5th of Jim Beam Black Label. Reason..... It's my fucked gaijin birthday on Sunday. It's only Friday night here so It's an all weekend party! I still have all my hair at 34 wait Im only 33 right now. Maybe Ill lose my hair on Sunday! Although it has a lot of grey. Rather be grey than bald unless it is some fine snatch! quote]

You, young man, are quite fortunante to just have grey hair and not be balding. Yours truly is 38 closing in on 39 and I have a landing strip in the back of my noggin and I'm starting to get thin up front. Anytime you want to swap your grey for my baldness, lemme know. :lol:
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:42 am

I'm not drunk at all.

But I damn sure ain't sober.
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Postby kotatsuneko » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:14 am

just downed a bottle of california white which had little effect, switched to a hafl empty bottle o' umeshu which dissapeared all too quickly, polished off some nice polish vodka , finally some booze that works! [must be the lithuanian blood in me ^^]

edity: happy birthday you old seafairing bastad :D
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Postby American Oyaji » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:04 am

ok, NOW I'm drinking umeshu
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Postby kamome » Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:39 pm

American Oyaji wrote:ok, NOW I'm drinking umeshu


What time of the day are you drinking?
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:01 am

It was 9pm in ohio when I posted that last.
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Postby kamome » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:37 pm

American Oyaji wrote:It was 9pm in ohio when I posted that last.


OK, the way my profile is set up, it looks like you were drinking umeshu at 10AM! 8O
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Re: Holy shit I am drunk.

Postby AssKissinger » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:37 pm

FG Lurker wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:How did you get so drunk on only half a 5th of Jim Beam?

I was wondering the same thing. But I guess it depends on how fast he drank it.

True... If he basically drank it like it was water it would hit pretty hard.

The only time I have ever been sick I drank 750ml of Vodka in 4 hours. Without eating anything first. I woulda been okay if someone hadn't started rocking me back and forth! Bastards. :evil:


A 5th is one of those little bottles that are about the same size as a flask right? I think he just meant half a regular bottle.

FGL, if you've only hurled from booze once in your life you're not much of a drinker. God only knows how many times I've worshipped at the porcelain alter.

DT, happy b'day dude! Always enjoy your posts. Hilariously un-Japan related and in whatever damn forum. Peace out man.
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Re: Holy shit I am drunk.

Postby FG Lurker » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:46 pm

AssKissinger wrote:FGL, if you've only hurled from booze once in your life you're not much of a drinker. God only knows how many times I've worshipped at the porcelain alter.

I drank like a fish the first time I was in Japan... Had an Aussie friend that I used to drink with several times a week. Splitting a 26 of Vodka over a few hours was a weekly or twice-weekly occurrence. I've had my share of booze.

These days I don't drink (that) much. A couple of times a year I get shitfaced, but generally I stop after a few. I never used to get hangovers, but now if I drink to excess I feel it the next day. Guess my liver has had enough abuse.
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Re: Holy shit I am drunk.

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:30 am

FG Lurker wrote:I never used to get hangovers, but now if I drink to excess I feel it the next day. Guess my liver has had enough abuse.


That's age catching up with you.

I have to agree with AK though, you've never really been a drinker if you've only been sick once.
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