The ugliest homepage ever.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Here's everthing that sucks about poor Japanese web design rolled into one page.

http://www.applehouse.ne.jp/english/guest.html

[Caustic Saint]

Sweet fucking christ! My eyes! My ears!

[dimwit]

Hey, its colorful! For a 286 it is a pretty good job.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Holy crap! If you can handle the sensory overload you need to actually check that page out. Look at the artwork on the walls of the guesthouse. Freaky.

[tonikoro]

That is some straight, fucked up repugnant shit out of like 1997..

[edit]
-I just got flashbacks of designing straight html links for Netscape3 gold, using Photoshop 3.2 and textedit on a PowerMac 7100..

[AssKissinger]

Only the most experienced should consider looking at that website on acid.

[Blah Pete]

Damn, I just about barfed after looking at that. Just finished a giant plate of spaghetti and two bottles of wine (between 2 people). Started to get dizzy and thought the room was spinning...

[spyder]

The worst part was the website. lol

On a serious note though, why is it that the most technoligically advanced country, with possibly the smartest population cannot design a website to save themselves. Using a WYSIWYG application such as Dreamweaver surely can't be that difficult??

-Scott

[Papa-Lazarou]

Remember Homer Simpsons website?

"You'd think all the animations would be annoying, but they arn't......"

[AlbertSiegel]

http://www145.sannet.ne.jp/oizumi/

[Samurai_Jerk]

http://www145.sannet.ne.jp/oizumi/

I think I still got ya beat.

[jingai]

That first page was an abomination ripped off an old Turbografx or something.


In case you were wondering:

We Are LINK-FREE !
All rights reserved.
All of the pictures, photos and writings on our website are copy-righted.
The resource of our design materials is HERE.
Updated 05/01/01

At least they are link free. That included not having a link from: The resource of our design materials is HERE
Here? Where?

But they have Elvis...


and show what typical gaijin do:

Rimbaud's on the left with some Absinthe.

[gomichild]

That page is a design Nemesis.....

(But ta for the link, I'll use it everytime a client even dares to mention animated gif to me)

[PinkRivet]

or 6 months!! during my post-english teaching days..

The entire building was painted green and you should have seen the central "office" (read: polebarn with christmas lights, paper cranes, robotic birds and magical fairy dust).

As I walked in to sign the contract (read: peice of yellowed paper that looked like a copy of a copy of a copy of a fax of the original) I remember a strong feeling of trust and security for thatgroup of hard working individuals..

I found out later that most of the young staff were the Japanese equivelant of parol kids forced to work there as part of their community service.. and man, they were worked hard...

ah.. the memories.

[Naniwan Kid]

I have never clicked off a website faster....the sensory overload was too much....oh to be 25 again.....

[oyajikun]

I really feel for anyone that suffers from Photosensitive Epilepsy and happens upon that website.

[Buraku]

Here's everthing that sucks about poor Japanese web design rolled into one page.

http://www.applehouse.ne.jp/english/guest.html

that is just sick

you get dizzy looking at the damn thing

[Spidey]

That's my first time seeing someone express an apple and crab fetish. Or should I say "apple and crap?"

[Atarashii]

Ever been to a J-hospital?

http://www.aiseikai.or.jp/

[Mulboyne]

Ever been to a J-hospital?

http://www.aiseikai.or.jp/

Stunning. Literally.

[Samurai_Jerk]

Ever been to a J-hospital?

http://www.aiseikai.or.jp/

[dimwit]

I ALMOST don't have the heart to comment on this one. I wonder if they use the same muzak in their corridors. Nice smiles from the staff to boot.

[Tsuru]

I ALMOST don't have the heart to comment on this one. I wonder if they use the same muzak in their corridors. Nice smiles from the staff to boot.

Would you trust this man with a scalpel?

[Greji]

I think I saw the two of them on the train this morning with the same smiles, doing a twofers on a saggysox miniskirter

[Buraku]

some more
http://quest.dip.jp/matthew/
http://www.pillows.gr.jp/p/bbs.html
http://mito.cool.ne.jp/chinari21/2-16.html

[Ketou]

http://mito.cool.ne.jp/chinari21/2-16.html

I know well the society of the modern moon being. Even though Great Angels may obsess, obsessed lower level being usually cannot sense, but the moon being could understand at once that one of them was obsessed by Fallen Angel Satan.

Absolute despotic ruling system whose center was the great king was formed since then. The moon beings cannot cancel the obsession by the power of their level. It is the birth of the King of Terror whose shape became the figure of the moon being because the spirit of Satan obsessed one of the moon beings.

Makes sense to me.......

[dimwit]

http://mito.cool.ne.jp/chinari21/2-16.html

Retarded stuff written by Raelians or whatever yes, but ugly NOOOOO. Where are the epilepsy inducing 286 graphics, and the matching computer music?

[yellowlightman]

http://www.theadvantageband.com/

I dunno if it's supposed to be ironic or what. It's practically unreadable though.

[hellosalaryman]

hah yea i think the advantage's site is supposed to be ironic.


the 1st thing i thought of when even reading the title of this post was this site:
http://www002.upp.so-net.ne.jp/bape/HOMEPAGE/HTML2.htm

still one of my favorite webpages :P

[AssKissinger]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=12179904