"Tissue Time" EngRish

[Taro Toporific]

Let's anthropomorphic personal-hygeine happy!

"Please pet this innocent tissue to be used without any complain every day."

"Hana chan--She is a slim tissue of today that Tissue san Secretly in love with. Working in a rest room of Tanaka's. Very thin tissue with flower print."

[gomichild]

*rushes out to buy a box*

[Taro Toporific]

*rushes out to buy a box*

???"Tissue Time"???
OH NO! Santa is going bring me a lump of coal for Christmas for saying this to your tender ears but...

Time slip to 1985 to the beginning of the Bubble...

"Tissue time"was the 3 minute climatic segment on a Saturday late-night variety show, where you could watch young people do silly things to get prizes, like young men squirting milk from their mouths out of their eyes, or giggling couples eating extra long bananas from both ends while cream dripped was on the fruit. An euphemism for orgasm, "Tissue time" was designed specifically to appeal to people (let's not be sexist here) who got a kick out of timing a nymphet masturbating 'live-on-air' with a large clock at the side of the screen.

Refer to the EXPLICT thumbnails of the parts of Tissue Time that were not shown on late-night Japanese TV at:
http://www.japan111.com/tissue.htm

[gomichild]

*blushes*