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Postby Maths Dude » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:00 pm

Not everything that is possible is desirable.
The law: Everything existing on the physical plane is an exteriorization of a thought, which must be balanced through the one who issued the thought. (Percival)
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Postby Tsuru » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:04 pm

You nearly sounded philosophical there, but you forgot that's completely beside the point... or any point for that matter. :fresse:
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penis & brain

Postby james » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:50 am

all i know is that i don't have enough blood to operate both at the same time :P
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Postby Andocrates » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:35 am

I hear you guys make great sopranos.

Deus, qui nobis sub Sacram eacute nto
mirabili passi oacute nis tu aelig
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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:42 am

Andocrates wrote:Deus, qui nobis sub Sacram eacute nto
mirabili passi oacute nis tu aelig
mem oacute riam reliqu iacute sti


Hey Andocrates, if that means lets go out and get some, with the sanction of god, I'm with you bro, let's hit the bricks. I need a free pass for something :devil2:
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Re: Celibate

Postby Pencilslave » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:49 pm

[quote="Maths Dude"]I just figured out I have been celibate for over 2 months, that includes no wanking either ]

You're a stronger man than me then. I tried going without wanking for a while. On the seventh day, I got a freakin' nosebleed!! No lie! (Damn! Looks like watching too much anime and reading too much manga is doing weird shit to my body .What's gonna happen next? I'm gonna start trailing speed lines when I run? :rofl: )
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Re: Celibate

Postby Greji » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:18 pm

Pencilslave wrote:
Maths Dude wrote:I just figured out I have been celibate for over 2 months, that includes no wanking either ]

You're a stronger man than me then. I tried going without wanking for a while. On the seventh day, I got a freakin' nosebleed!! No lie! (Damn! Looks like watching too much anime and reading too much manga is doing weird shit to my body .What's gonna happen next? I'm gonna start trailing speed lines when I run? :rofl: )


That's not me. Like the two buzzards sitting in the tree. "Hell with waiting, let's go kill something!"

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Postby Maths Dude » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:23 pm

Wanking is the first step toward homosexuality.
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:40 pm

Maths Dude wrote:Wanking is the first step toward homosexuality.

I recall an FG thread a few months back that mentioned liking Asian girls as being another first step to homosexuality... so what's next? Driving a car? Using electronic equipment? :zzz:

And besides that, what's wrong with being a homosexual? Do they bother you? Or do you hate them just because people say you should? :love2:
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Postby Andocrates » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:59 pm

Tsuru wrote:
And besides that, what's wrong with being a homosexual?


They smell like ass?


Haha, I went for the cheap shot. I could care less what people stick their dicks into, just don't tell me about.

Hey and I thought futanari manga was the first step.
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Postby Maths Dude » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:06 pm

Does that sound like Tsuru is coming out of the closet ? :lol:
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:10 pm

That's exactly what I mean :wink:

Do I hate black people? NO

So therefor I must be black.... right? :roll:

And by the way: It has been proven that people who say they hate gay people the most are actually homosexual themselves but are frustrated f r o m being inhibited to "come out" by their (usually Christian) background. :!: In my observation they tend to be to same breed of people who abuse women to feel more like a man.
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Postby Maths Dude » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:20 pm

When did I ever say that I "hate" gay people. Just because I consider it "wrong" does not mean I hate. I dont "hate" anyone. This has been talked about already in other threads, go and read those if you wanna read more :?
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:24 pm

Maths Dude wrote:When did I ever say that I "hate" gay people. Just because I consider it "wrong" does not mean I hate. I dont "hate" anyone. This has been talked about already in other threads, go and read those if you wanna read more :?
So do tell me... what's the difference?
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Postby Greji » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:25 pm

Tsuru wrote:I recall an FG thread a few months back that mentioned liking Asian girls as being another first step to homosexuality


Wow, I must be gay. You learn something everyday! :jawdrop:
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Postby Tsuru » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:28 pm

gboothe wrote:
Tsuru wrote:I recall an FG thread a few months back that mentioned liking Asian girls as being another first step to homosexuality


Wow, I must be gay. You learn something everyday! :jawdrop:


Hit it!

As a matter of fact Asian women are even worse... they're the "last stop" as opposed to a "first step" 8O
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Gay

Postby Greji » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:37 pm

Tsuru wrote:
gboothe wrote:
Tsuru wrote:I recall an FG thread a few months back that mentioned liking Asian girls as being another first step to homosexuality


Wow, I must be gay. You learn something everyday! :jawdrop:


Hit it!

As a matter of fact Asian women are even worse... they're the "last stop" as opposed to a "first step" 8O


That must be the reason I always end up on the Shuuten. :inlove:
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Postby sirwanksalot » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:40 pm

Maths Dude wrote:Wanking is the first step toward homosexuality.


You're a fucking idiot. I would say that wanking while thinking about men is definatly a step torward being a poof but not just wanking in general.
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Postby Greji » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:37 pm

sirwanksalot wrote:
Maths Dude wrote:Wanking is the first step toward homosexuality.


You're a fucking idiot. I would say that wanking while thinking about men is definatly a step torward being a poof but not just wanking in general.


Spoken like a true connoisseur of the art :banana:
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Postby Blah Pete » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:30 pm

You're a fucking idiot. I would say that wanking while thinking about men is definatly a step torward being a poof but not just wanking in general.


Ya can't argue with a guy who was knighted for pulling it. :D
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Postby Tsuru » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:48 pm

sirwanksalot wrote:
Maths Dude wrote:Wanking is the first step toward homosexuality.


You're a fucking idiot. I would say that wanking while thinking about men is definatly a step torward being a poof but not just wanking in general.
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Postby Andocrates » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:25 pm

I was wanking before it was cool. Back when everyone pretended they didn't do it.


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