Intelligence Toilet's hidden sensor to read guests

[Taro Toporific]

Call of nature to turn into medical checkup with Japan's smart toilet
AFP, June 28, 2005; TOKYO
A top-of-the-line time on the can does not come cheap. Intelligence Toilet costs between 380,000 and 562,000 yen (3,500 to 5,170 dollars) ...
...As one sits on Intelligence Toilet, it extends a little cup from the rim to take five cubic centimeters (0.15 fluid ounces) of urine, which is sent through a metal tube to a hidden sensor to measure sugar levels...there is also a fifth button that reads "guest", meaning visitors who just wanted to relieve themselves can get an impromptu health check.....more....

[AssKissinger]

I hope an alarm doesn't go off if THC is detected.

[Blah Pete]

Is there a built in camera

[devicenull]

I hope an alarm doesn't go off if THC is detected.

Only if it detects you are a gaijin first

[homesweethome]

Devicenull wrote:

Only if it detects you are a gaijin first

Which this toilet's ICs will most definately be made to do, probably read it off your gaijin card.

I hate to say it, but I told you so just doesn't seem like the right thing to say at a time like this.

[Greji]

Devicenull wrote:

Only if it detects you are a gaijin first

Which this toilet's ICs will most definately be made to do, probably read it off your gaijin card.

I hate to say it, but I told you so just doesn't seem like the right thing to say at a time like this.

That could be a problem. You have just sprinted to the john on time, get seated and the display reads "We have detected the presence of your IC card, this is a Japanese only facility, please leave immediately or security will be notified".

[Blah Pete]

That could be a problem. You have just sprinted to the john on time, get seated and the display reads "We have detected the presence of your IC card, this is a Japanese only facility, please leave immediately or security will be notified". jama

Then it is time for the old deuce on the floor...