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Postby james » Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:03 am

whaddya think? opinions? i'm sure it's been done but it's that time of year here. if it rains though it'll be cancelled and we're supposed to get thunderstorms so i just might luck out.

personally for me it goes something like this: "it's sunday. leave me the fuck alone. bugger the fact that i have other stuff i wanna do than push a ball down a field with my tongue while stuffing anpan up my ass"

i work six days a week and have two very young children (3 & 1). when they're bigger fine, let them have their fun and mom and dad can watch. till then, leave me alone and don't screw up my family/private time.
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Postby Big Booger » Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:08 am

james wrote:whaddya think? opinions? i'm sure it's been done but it's that time of year here. if it rains though it'll be cancelled and we're supposed to get thunderstorms so i just might luck out.

personally for me it goes something like this: "it's sunday. leave me the fuck alone. bugger the fact that i have other stuff i wanna do than push a ball down a field with my tongue while stuffing anpan up my ass"

i work six days a week and have two very young children (3 & 1). when they're bigger fine, let them have their fun and mom and dad can watch. till then, leave me alone and don't screw up my family/private time.


You forgot forced marching AKA: Military Indoctrination. LOL
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Postby Tsuru » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:42 am

Sorry for being a moron, but what is "undoukai"?

Some sort of institutionalized athletics for kids? :?:
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Postby Socratesabroad » Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:04 am

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...
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Postby Andocrates » Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:59 am

Pet peeve number 5

Don't use a Japanese word withot the kanji.
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Postby ichigo partygirl » Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:16 am

Ohh my god they are so fricken random. When i was at highschool in japan and it was sports festival time we took half the school day for almost a month practising mass dances and sports and singing. For a nation that is so seriuos about school it amazed me how much time we gave over to this crazy thing. It was the craziest thing ever - the days were really fun and everyone had a good time but it was all very organized and run to the second. If anyone who hasnt seen one before has a chance to then take it - its really something else
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:13 am

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Postby Andocrates » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:14 am

Yes but, if it's in Kanji then I won't hurt my brain trying to figure out the romaji. I'll just go "Hey, that's Japanese . . . wait a tic . . . if it's Japanese then there must be porn."
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Postby canman » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:21 am

You are so right! I cannot believe the huge amounts of time wasted preparing for this stupid event. Now I know the students enjoy it, and the fact that when they are preparing they aren't stuck in class studying, but come on. The other thing is that my daughter being a third grade junior high school student, will spend the entire summer vacation going to school to help prepare for the event.
But its not only the undokai, its all these frivalous events. Next week there is the infamous school music competition, where each class has to compete against another by performing the same song and then another of their choice. Great wonderful, but do they have to spend gobs of school hours just getting redy for this. Is this is what is going to make Japan competative in the 21 century? I don't think so.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:22 am

Andocrates wrote:Pet peeve number 5

Don't use a Japanese word withot the kanji.


Pet peeve number 6

Spelling "without" without the "u". :wink:
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Postby dimwit » Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:54 am

For elementary school and kindergarten kids I don't have a problem with 'play day' (I refuse to refer to it as 'athletic'), the events are not taken very seriously and the kids do enjoy it. I have issues with high school 'play days'. I get pissed off when the parents and teachers complain about lack of instruction hours when they often waste weeks training for regimented childrens games. :roll:
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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:17 pm

It's just an excuse to avoid teaching the fundamentals. If the jukus went out of business the education bureaucrats wouldn't get their kickbacks.

The status quo demands a high presssure entrance exam system forced upon students by a school system that refuses to prepare them for it.
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Postby Kurofune » Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:25 pm

As with most Japanese things of this nature, there's a lot of emphasis on display of spirit.
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Postby Socratesabroad » Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:20 pm

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...
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Postby hakuman » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:10 am

I cannot believe the huge amounts of time wasted preparing for this stupid event...Next week there is the infamous school music competition, where each class has to compete against another by performing the same song and then another of their choice. Great wonderful, but do they have to spend gobs of school hours just getting redy for this."

I think its all conditioning. Teaching them the feeling of group vs. individual. Its like brainwashing to some degree. We do the same shit to kids in schools in our own country, but the methods and focus is different. In western countries but the focus is on "dont do drugs, go to school, use condoms", and usually consists of assemblies and workshops and stuff.


this is what is going to make Japan competative in the 21 century?


Probably not, although it did get them this far.
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Postby Russell » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:31 pm

Just back from the undoukai at my daughter's elementary school.

Continues to amaze me every year that there are people setting up their tents on the school grounds. As if the event takes days in a row...

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Re: undoukai

Postby yanpa » Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:06 pm

The one at the school on the other side of the field here is still in full swing, also the sound equipment was evidently supplied by The Who.
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Postby Russell » Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:26 pm

yanpa wrote:The one at the school on the other side of the field here is still in full swing, also the sound equipment was evidently supplied by The Who.

But the music evidently not, I suppose...
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:35 am

yanpa wrote:The one at the school on the other side of the field here is still in full swing, also the sound equipment was evidently supplied by The Who.

Who?
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Postby yanpa » Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:46 am

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Postby Russell » Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:32 pm

This time of the year again.

Attended a few hours in the morning, while posting on FG.

Skipping out on the afternoon session. It's fucking hot anyway.

Youngest is in the last year of elementary, so that'd be it for a while.

Until I become Granpa...
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Postby yanpa » Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:41 pm

I have the honour and pleasure of being subjected to the local school's undoukai since a ridiculously early hour. I swear they have their PA system volumn dial welded permanently to 11.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:06 pm

yanpa wrote:I have the honour and pleasure of being subjected to the local school's undoukai since a ridiculously early hour. I swear they have their PA system volumn dial welded permanently to 11.

Buy or rent a more powerful PA and have your own undokai on a day they have exams.
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Postby 6810 » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:37 pm

Russell wrote:It's fucking hot anyway.



Which is why people set up tents. I swear, gaijin 'round these parts must strive for density rather than just inherit it.
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Re: undoukai

Postby Russell » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:13 pm

6810 wrote:
Russell wrote:It's fucking hot anyway.



Which is why people set up tents.


It's ridiculous what people set up from the early morning.

Some schools wised up and forbade that fortunately. Here it is all civilized, with only sheets on the ground allowed at designated places.

They also do not allow alcohol and tobacco at this event, which is perfectly fine with me, but they also outlaw non-alcohol beer, because it looks like normal beer...

:shock:

Oh, they also made a human pyramid, but now I read that it increasingly causes accidents.
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Postby Wage Slave » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:17 pm

I was shocked the first time I went to one by the lack of a beer tent and bbq. Good God - What a dreary and humourless event. All over for me thank fuck - Had to suffer through 8 of them. Never again I hope.
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Re: undoukai

Postby Russell » Sat Sep 27, 2014 8:24 pm

And the climax is when the kiddies do the Hitler greeting while reciting some text that invokes tears in their parents' eyes...

(or is that the Ongakukai?)

Edit: 12 for me. But it's over now! :banana:
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