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Do you live in Iwate Ken?

Postby Steve Bildermann » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:04 am

Meet your new Parliamentary representative

By an overwhelming landslide.

<Drumroll> The Great Sasuke

http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/bench/4073/profiles/sasuke.html

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:16 am

Ok ok - I'm not going to go on about The Great Sasuke too much because England did have the amazing

Screaming Lord Sutch and the Raving Loon Party.
http://www.bigglethwaite.com/telstar/artistes/sutch/sutch_tribute.htm

That actually came quite close to winning several by-elections in the seventies and eighties.

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:29 am

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Re: Do you live in Iwate Ken?

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:46 am

Steve Bildermann wrote:Meet your new Parliamentary representative
By an overwhelming landslide.
<Drumroll> The Great Sasuke


He was interviewed on TV this morning . . . in mask. Everyone was straight-faced the whole time.

Actually he seemed to be a real nice guy although rather small for an ex-wrestler (hell, even I could take him).
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Mon Apr 14, 2003 9:56 am

(hell, even I could take him)

You mean your going to run for parliment in Iwate Ken. Good for you. We'll all help - won't we guys
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TARO FOR [a] DIET!

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:26 am

Steve Bildermann wrote:
(hell, even I could take him)

You mean your going to run for parliment in Iwate Ken. Good for you. We'll all help - won't we guys

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

YES! TARO FOR [a] DIET!

Actually, I was bemoaning loss the ancient right of challege in modern politics.
Think of the fun: Kozumi vs Ishihara, three rounds, winner takes all.
Better yet... Bush and Kozumi vs Saddam and Lil' Kim in a Death Cage Match. 8)
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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Apr 14, 2003 7:57 pm

Steve Bildermann wrote:Meet your new Parliamentary representative
<Drumroll> The Great Sasuke


On the TBS TV news tonight, the GREAT BURNING QUESTION was, "Will The Great Sasuke take his mask off in the Diet."

The Great Sasuke's answer to reporters tonight was a very firm, "This is my only face." 8)
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Apr 14, 2003 7:59 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:The Great Sasuke's answer to reporters tonight was a very firm, "This is my only face." 8)


It may be because he is as ugly as a hatful of assholes... :wink:
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Yours for only 12,000yen

Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:20 pm

GomiGirl wrote:
Taro Toporific wrote:The Great Sasuke's answer to reporters tonight was a very firm, "This is my only face." 8)

It may be because he is as ugly as a hatful of assholes... :wink:


Ugly?
How about "RENEGADE SPICE"? Image
Buy Renegade Spice and The Great Sasuke mask here...
http://web.kyoto-inet.or.jp/people/cacao/michipro.html

Masked wrestler will continue with disguise after election win
Ananova, UK / 14 April
A masked wrestler has won a seat in local elections in Japan and says
he'll continue to wear his disguise at meetings. ..."I want to do my best to combat medical problems and eradicate child abuse. I also want to work in the assembly while masked," he said.
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon Apr 14, 2003 8:28 pm

Looks like a "Cats" actor that has been hit by a car.. 8O

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Postby American Oyaji » Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:21 am

Thanks GG.

I have Cats on DVD and I think I'll watch it now.

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Postby Steve Bildermann » Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:58 am

bikkle wrote:THE GREAT SASUKE ADULT MOVIE

This is an extremely rare, X-rated porno movie featuring The Great Sasuke dressed in his wrestling attire while he...well, you know. This is a perfect quality copy complete with a copy of the original video box art.

To which he will say 'See I have had previous experience for my job as a politician' <Applause>
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Postby Torigaa Fenikkusu » Tue Apr 15, 2003 6:54 am

Am i the only one to notice the striking simalarities between this, and Jesse Ventura?
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Mo' similarities

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Postby hanabi » Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:41 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Looks like a "Cats" actor that has been hit by a car.. 8O


Never thought I'd see the day when a picture of Terrence Mann would show up on a FG thread. Terrence Mann rocks. He could beat Ishihara with one hand tied...in a dance-off anyway.

I love the Fark thread for this.

So Mr. Speaker, if you refuse to hold down the tax rate for middle income professionals and send my bill on fair housing policies back to committee, I'm going to pound you like a grape, hook you in the figure four, and then pop a spinebuster on your ass!!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:22 pm

Steve Bildermann wrote:Meet your new Parliamentary representative: The Great Sasuke
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It's now official.

Japanese prefecture approves masked member
MORIOKA CITY, Japan, June 25 (UPI) -- Japan's Iwate Prefectural Assembly voted Wednesday to allow a popular professional wrestler, The Great Sasuke, to wear a mask during assembly sessions.
The assembly rejected a motion banning the 33-year-old, who was elected to the assembly in April, from wearing a mask during official sessions.
...Opponents unsuccessfully argued masks are inappropriate in terms of "common sense" and that wearing them detracts from the dignity of the assembly.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:23 am

I'm "studying the Shinkansen," ri-i-i-ight. :?

Assemblyman 'The Great Sasuke' used taxpayers' money to travel to wrestling match
MSN-Mainichi Daily News: July 13, 2005
MORIOKA --
The Great Sasuke, a masked professional wrestler and Iwate Prefectural Assembly member, has spent taxpayers' money set aside for policy research activities to travel to a wrestling match site on Shinkansen trains, it was learned Wednesday.
"I studied the differences in specifications between the Tohoku and Akita Shinkansen lines and how passengers are using the lines. ...more..
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