No Trespassing, Bitch!

[Samurai_Jerk]

A friend of mine called me from Japan today. She said whe was trying to find a place and got lost. She walked into a parking lot thinking she was at the right building and some nutcase ran out and started screaming at her. He wanted to know what she was doing in his parking lot. Then he fucking kicked her (this girl is five foot nothing and about 90 lbs.) and kept screaming at her. She was crying and trying to explain that she was just lost, but he wasn't having it. Fucking weird.

But at least it wasn't Texas where she would've been shot on sight for trespassing.

[Andocrates]

That's horrible But hey, she got a hallavah story out of the deal.

[FG Lurker]

Yeah, there are some weird fuckers out there.

There is one nutter who lives near my inlaw's place who likes to watch to make sure cars don't get too close to his house. Seems he's paranoid someone is going to hit it so he freaks if someone gets too close. Every time I go by it I hope he's gonna come out and try to make a scene..... No luck so far though.

[Taro Toporific]

Yeah, there are some weird fuckers out there.

Nearly every week some nutter pulls a stunt like that on me here: I'm Blessed. :P

[American Oyaji]

I never had any problems like that in Japan.

Then again being 207cm and black helps.

[Big Booger]

I'd sneak back at night and take a dump right in the middle of the parking lot.

That or get a 10Kilo bag of sugar and throw it all over the place... it will be engrossed in insects within the hour.

[emperor]

I never had any problems like that in Japan.
Then again being 207cm and black helps.

Carrying a spork in each hand helps too

[amdg]

[kurohinge1]

... this girl is five foot nothing ...

I never had any problems like that in Japan.

Then again being 207cm and black helps.

Are you saying that she needs to grow up a little, be a little less bright or a little of both?

Maybe she should try Nara - but don't forget to bring gifts for and greet your new neighbours ...

... Prosecutors say Kawahara had been unhappy with her neighbor since 1989, when the woman failed to come by to say hello after moving in ... more

See also Mulboyne-san's previous post:
Nasty Nara Neighbours

As for me? I'd probably invest in a Japanese sign to stick out the front of that crazy FG-kicking old coot's carpark advertising all-day free parking.

[AssKissinger]

[quote="amdg"]There are some crazy fuckers around, but I guess you find them in every country.

My fiancé]

Damn. Nice work

[hakuman]

that IS some nice work! Leaving the note might not have been the greatest idea though - evidence is bad.

[emperor]

Alternative to the note, you could have written "Japan is number 1" backwards in dogshit on the windows.

[American Oyaji]

[IkemenTommy]

You know.. I had a similar experience recently when I was trying to park a car at a local parking lot. My apartment neighbor parked his car in my space because he was drunk or whatever but I let it slide. It was late at night so I let him take my spot, and in return I decided to park in his spot. Then the pissed off parking lot owner oyaji came out of his house and bitched at me for parking in an assigned spot. I tried to explain to him what happened and that I got the permission from the friend. I was trying to tell this nazi oyaji that it was just for temporary but he was so fired up that he wouldn't listen to anything I was saying. I was so pissed I should've lit his little house on fire.