Solid Theater has introduced a line called Play Stationery based on characters drawn by manga artist Yuki Azuma. You can get the suggestive sharpener, eraser and tape dispenser as a set for 5,940 yen or 1,980 yen individually. Click on the rest of this thread for closer, slightly more hentai views.
Mulboyne wrote:That's the same question Japanese bloggers have been asking. The best answer seems to be...dick size
5.3 inches?!? That's a pretty low standard. I presume this number was chosen out of thin air, as an attempt to make micropenised otaku feel better about themselves.
It reminds me (in inverse) of an old Kurt Vonnegut short story about aliens who invade earth. But they start by infiltrating an advertising agency. They begin a campaign to bombard the media with false statistics about average people, stuff like the average guy has a 9.5 inch penis and has sex 8 times a week. Eventually everyone is so demoralized by how below average they are, so when the invasion comes, the humans are a pushover.