Big Brother Pillow

[Mulboyne]

[floatl][/floatl]I4UNews: Japanese Lofty Pillow Tells How Well You Slept
Japanese Lofty Co., announces a pillow that measures the depth and quality of your sleep. A sensor tracks your head movements on the pillow. If you sleep well your head does not move much. The pillow compares the data with previous data and tells you on an LCD display in the morning if you slept well or should take power naps during the day

[dimwit]

Another example of how technology can help very stupid people. I'm trying to imagine the circumstances where someone wouldn't realize that they hadn't slept enough or been in a position to rectify it by taking a power nap.
Now if the pillow could monitor nightly discharges.....

[Greji]

Now if the pillow could monitor nightly discharges.....

It would be better if it could set off an alarm when a two-fisted blue veiner occurs. At my age, one needs to be awake and availble to be brought into the action when such a blessed event occurs.

[GomiGirl]

What happens if your partner nicks your pillow half way through the night - almost everynight..

[cstaylor]

Put it under the sheet on your side of the bed. It won't move if you do it that way.

[kurohinge1]

What happens if your partner nicks your pillow half way through the night - almost everynight..

Given that pillow of yours, GG, you can hardly blame him for ... nicking it:



Does he give it back after ... fluffing it a bit?

[Mulboyne]

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