Growing old

[CrankyBastard]

Most of the members here are youngsters.
Well I was young once too. Now I'm as old as dirt.
I always thought I would be able to grow old gracefully. Now I know it's not working out that way.
Last night I was at the theatre with the wife. About midway through the first act I had to go to the gents. What the hell is it that happens to one's bladder after a certain age? Anyway after being chided for "not going before sitting down" I extricated myself from my seat and tripped over a few people finally getting to the aisle, by now I really, I mean really had to 'go,'
I sprinted past the foyer and dashed into the gents, almost crashing into the urinal, I feverishly undid my waistcoat, pulled out my necktie and peed in my pants!

[CrankyBastard]

Not only that. I was watching "Debi Fujin" on the box earlier tonight and thought she looked hot!
Fucryinoutloud, I remember when she was just one of the 'girls' at the Peanuts Club. I really am old.

[Greji]

Not only that. I was watching "Debi Fujin" on the box earlier tonight and thought she looked hot!
Fucryinoutloud, I remember when she was just one of the 'girls' at the Peanuts Club. I really am old.

You can have her CB, I don't mess with that jail bait!

[Mulboyne]

I think she prefers FG toy boys anyway.

[sillygirl]

Most of the members here are youngsters.
Well I was young once too. Now I'm as old as dirt.
I always thought I would be able to grow old gracefully. Now I know it's not working out that way.
Last night I was at the theatre with the wife. About midway through the first act I had to go to the gents. What the hell is it that happens to one's bladder after a certain age? Anyway after being chided for "not going before sitting down" I extricated myself from my seat and tripped over a few people finally getting to the aisle, by now I really, I mean really had to 'go,'
I sprinted past the foyer and dashed into the gents, almost crashing into the urinal, I feverishly undid my waistcoat, pulled out my necktie and peed in my pants!

Go on then, I'll bite. How old is you?

[Big Booger]

Fuck it. As long as your dick or cooch is working, does it really matter how many wrinkles you have?

[kurohinge1]

Go on then, I'll bite. How old is you?

Sorry, Cranky, couldn't resist this opportunity:

CrankyBastard is so old:

1. his social security number is 1!
2. when God said let the be light, he hit the switch]when he was in school there was no history class;
3. he owes Jesus 3 bucks!
4. he has a picture of Moses in his yearbook;
5. his birth certificate says "expired" on it;
6. he knew Burger King while he was still a prince; and
7. he's blind from the big bang

Bottom line, CB, anyone who can wield a computer and post like you do is not "old", in my mind. "Old" people think they need a real post-box for them "E" mails.





Incidently, on that point - just found a site with pictures of great mail boxes - Sam's Mailbox Picture Collection

It includes Charles' one:

[Greji]

[quote="kurohinge1"]Sorry, Cranky, couldn't resist this opportunity:

It includes Charles' one:

]

Kuro,

Why did I know you couldn't resist touching up Charles either?


P.S. Hang in there Cranky. When you get to be my age, you'll realize how young you are and also that YBF ain't no passing fad!