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Postby AssKissinger » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:06 am

Oh ok yeah I see where you're coming from. I was thinking you were going the other way, like Hooters is too over the top for Japan or something so I was thinking 'Huh?'. Hooters sucks in America unless fat-assed white trash or recovering crack whores with bad tit-jobs along with mediocre food, unpleasant clientele and crappy service is your thing and there is certainly no need for it in Japan.
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Postby cstaylor » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:20 am

AssKissinger wrote:Oh ok yeah I see where you're coming from. I was thinking you were going the other way, like Hooters is too over the top for Japan or something so I was thinking 'Huh?'.

I thought I had lost the Japan n00b aura a while ago, but I guess not. :wink:
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Postby Mulboyne » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:31 am

cstaylor wrote:Well, the quote I saw was closer to $15,000,000 for the complete package (Hooter's would assist with everything from training to business analysis).

I don't think Hooters would have wanted a direct payment of 15 million, if that number was bandied about then it would probably have been a demand for evidence of financial resources to support a roll-out of up to 10 locations. I got the impression they wanted a group capable of developing sites in all the major metropolitan centres. The guys I knew already had three Tokyo locations in mind but nothing elsewhere which they knew was a weak point in their proposal.
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Postby Buraku » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:24 pm

cstaylor wrote:Simple: think you can walk off a train in New York City and smack into a zillion hostess bars (non-existant in white America), soaplands and other pink places? You can do that in every major city in Japan, so why would you go to ogle ladies in tight shirts at Hooters Japan when you could probably find some pink shop that has a weekly special on Hooters cosplay?

Plus, Japan already has a Hooters-like franchise: Anna Miller's.


no hooter for nippon ?

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Postby IkemenTommy » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:32 am

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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:24 am

CNN: Hard Rock Cafe sold to Native Americans
In a cash deal valued at $965 million the Seminole Tribe of Florida purchased the Hard Rock cafe, hotel and casino business in a first-of-its-kind deal between the Native American tribe and Hard Rock's foreign parent company, both parties announced Thursday. "Our ancestors sold Manhattan for trinkets. Today with the acquisition of the Hard Rock cafes we're going to buy Manhattan back one hamburger at a time," Max Osceola, Seminole Tribe representative, said at a press conference at Manhattan's Times Square Hard Rock Cafe location...more...
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:33 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:The wait is finally over

Roughly translates to:
opening some time in December '06.
Location in Roppongi, but possibly inviting the waitresses from the US.
To celebrate the opening event, they are having the 10th annual Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.


Apparently, we're set for now for this Autumn.

http://www.hooters.co.jp/
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Postby Bucky » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:14 am

Mulboyne wrote:Apparently, we're set for now for this Autumn.

http://www.hooters.co.jp/

Nice, "coMMing" to Japan.

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Postby Kuang_Grade » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:18 am

Bucky wrote:Nice, "coMMing" to Japan.

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I've been seeing this mistake frequently in the US as well over the last six months....I even saw it last month in 8x4 display ad on the inside fold of the B section in the Wall Street Journal for some gold coin broker. I couldn't tell if the the WSJ ad dept is just asleep at its desk or if the broker is purposely speaking to their gullible clientele in a way that they will understand (not that gold is a bad investment in itself, but businesses like this strike me as super slimy)

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:21 am

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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:55 am

IkemenTommy wrote:The wait is finally over

Roughly translates to:
opening some time in December '06.
Location in Roppongi, but possibly inviting the waitresses from the US.
To celebrate the opening event, they are having the 10th annual Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.

Opening soon, not in Roppongi, but in Akasaka Tokyu Plaza:

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http://www.hooters.co.jp
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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:52 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Opening soon, not in Roppongi, but in Akasaka Tokyu Plaza:



http://www.hooters.co.jp


Where do they hope to find big boobed japanjin waitress that do not also double as walking biological weapons of mass destrucshiun ?
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:26 am

Coligny wrote:Where do they hope to find big boobed japanjin waitress that do not also double as walking biological weapons of mass destrucshiun ?


REALLY though... not working here.

Hard Rock Caffe in Japan royaly sucks ass. In the US they do all sorts of cool shit and you can even doggy bag some buffalo wings to take home.

Japan's HRC is OHHHH so Nazi like it makes me want to go to gaspanic across the street :wall:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:09 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Opening soon

"Opening soon" with no definite date mentioned, as usual. They've been teasing the public for so long that I lost all expectations for them.
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Postby Greji » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:15 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:"Opening soon" with no definite date mentioned, as usual. They've been teasing the public for so long that I lost all expectations for them.


They're really trying. They can't find the tits....
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Postby Coligny » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:45 pm

IparryU wrote:Japan's HRC is OHHHH so Nazi like it makes me want to go to gaspanic across the street :wall:


That's their concept of fun... ever been to a public swimming pool ?
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Postby Ganma » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:27 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Opening soon, not in Roppongi, but in Akasaka Tokyu Plaza:

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http://www.hooters.co.jp

There is already a Hooters in Yokohama. I've never been in though.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:04 pm

Ganma wrote:There is already a Hooters in Yokohama. I've never been in though.
Steak & Western Bar HOOTERS?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:50 pm

Greji wrote:They're really trying. They can't find the tits....
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Shit, just go headhunt the gals from Anna Millers in Akasaka-mitsuke ....

Or hire me (though I might not have the right hip-to-waste-to-bust ratio, I do have the hooters).
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Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:16 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Shit, just go headhunt the gals from Anna Millers in Akasaka-mitsuke ....

Or hire me (though I might not have the right hip-to-waste-to-bust ratio, I do have the hooters).


I believe they have a bar for builds that you have... they are called "grizzly" bars or sumptin... one of the ol' timers here might know... might have worked at one or two in they times.8O
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:44 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Shit, just go headhunt the gals from Anna Millers in Akasaka-mitsuke ....
There are only two Anna Millers left in Japan now, and Akasaka-Mitsuke isn't one of them.
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Postby Ganma » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:37 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Steak & Western Bar HOOTERS?

That's the one. I've passed it when I've been in the area, but never gone in.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:15 pm

Ganma wrote:I've passed it when I've been in the area, but never gone in.
Because you don't give a hoot?
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Postby Ganma » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:19 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Because you don't give a hoot?


:p
Something like that. Or maybe because I had my hands full already.
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Postby IparryU » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:49 am

Doctor Stop wrote:There are only two Anna Millers left in Japan now, and Akasaka-Mitsuke isn't one of them.


so where are these places at? maybe i could make some dough if i set them up to work at hooters...

possible semi-good idea for headhunters out there
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Postby Greji » Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:21 am

Doctor Stop wrote:There are only two Anna Millers left in Japan now, and Akasaka-Mitsuke isn't one of them.


Ahh, Doc, there is this place....
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:44 am

Greji wrote:Ahh, Doc, there is this place....
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Sadly, that one closed down. It used to have a very interesting range of clientele.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:03 pm

There were a lot more of them around a few years ago, but now there's just Shinagawa and Sakuragicho:

http://www.imuraya.co.jp/brand/anna/detail7.html

Maybe they closed because Hooters has been poaching their waitresses?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:18 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Sadly, that one closed down. It used to have a very interesting range of clientele.


Not to mention pecan pie.
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