Hehe. That reminds me of the old SNL sketch...
Hugh Jackman : Christmas was my favorite time of the year. I always looked forward to the return of the Christmas Kangaroo. But.. then when I was 12, tragedy struck. My dad lost the fight.
When the Kangaroo won, it was pretty much up to him what happened. More often than not, that'd mean we didn't any get presents.. ..and my dad got sodomized.
It was a rough time around the Jackman homestead. I thought things would get better next Christmas, but no. My father ended up losing the next four years in a row. It was horrible. After a while, I questioned if my dad was even trying to win. [ dissolve to older Dad primpimg in preparation for the Christmas Kangaroo's arrival. The Kangaroo arrives, and Dad lays a few girly punches before throwing in the towel ]
Dad: Damn. Looks like you win. Again. Kids, go get him a Scotch and Soda.