Hi folks, you have noticed that I have decided to appeal to a new market and changed my personality. I'm going up-market in tone, and obviously low-market (if there is such a thing as going lower) in quality. I have decided to use a univerese of 15-word vocabulary to express all the complex sentiments that I'd like to put in words. I will be watching for all the arrogant, pompous, patronizing, Japs-are-no-good, English-is-best-in-the-world, yellows-can-never-be-as-good-as-whites, and we-are-always-right threads and will basically turn a poster into minced meat with 15 words or less.
You have been warned.
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The new me
by Jack » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:40 am
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by amdg » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:16 am
Jack wrote:I have decided to use a univerese of 15-word vocabulary to express all the complex sentiments that I'd like to put in words.
OK, explain in 15 words or less (you can repeat the same word without increasing the word count) why you believe that you (being a western male) are less worthy of respect than a Japanese person of similar age.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
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by amdg » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:31 am
Oh, hang on. Wait a minute. I didn't read your full post before replying so I didn't know that 'I had been warned'. I take it all back.
Please, in future, if you are going to use the 'you have been warned' edict then do so at the start of the thread, preferably in bold, so everybody knows that they have been warned in advance. Otherwise you are just going to get a whole lot of people posting their thoughts without knowing what they say here might have dire consequences for them in the future.
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
Please, in future, if you are going to use the 'you have been warned' edict then do so at the start of the thread, preferably in bold, so everybody knows that they have been warned in advance. Otherwise you are just going to get a whole lot of people posting their thoughts without knowing what they say here might have dire consequences for them in the future.
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
Mr Kobayashi: First, I experienced a sort of overpowering feeling whenever I was in the room with foreigners, not to mention a powerful body odor coming from them. I don't know whether it was a sweat from the heat or a cold sweat, but I remember I was sweating whenever they were around.
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
- Otaru Onsen Oral Testimony
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Keep staring, I might do a trick.
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Noriko you whore!
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by Jack » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:36 am
amdg wrote:OK, explain in 15 words or less (you can repeat the same word without increasing the word count) why you believe that you (being a western male) are less worthy of respect than a Japanese person of similar age.
I respect Japanese, Chinese, Koreans the same, never put anyone down because they do differently.
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by Greji » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:44 am
Jack wrote:I respect Japanese, Chinese, Koreans the same, never put anyone down because they do differently.
Some of my best friends are......
"There are those that learn by reading. Then a few who learn by observation. The rest have to piss on an electric fence and find out for themselves!"- Will Rogers
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by Blah Pete » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:40 pm
Jack wrote:Hi folks, you have noticed that I have decided to appeal to a new market and changed my personality. I'm going up-market in tone, and obviously low-market (if there is such a thing as going lower) in quality. I have decided to use a univerese of 15-word vocabulary to express all the complex sentiments that I'd like to put in words. I will be watching for all the arrogant, pompous, patronizing, Japs-are-no-good, English-is-best-in-the-world, yellows-can-never-be-as-good-as-whites, and we-are-always-right threads and will basically turn a poster into minced meat with 15 words or less.
You have been warned.
Jack, did you forget to take your meds today?
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by GuyJean » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:07 pm
How about -15 words or less?Jack wrote:... will basically turn a poster into minced meat with 15 words or less.
You have been warned.
GJ
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by Doctor Stop » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:12 pm
Can we bid on this?
I can basically turn a poster into minced meat with 14 words or less.
I can basically turn a poster into minced meat with 14 words or less.
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by American Oyaji » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:09 pm
sillygirl wrote:Can do it in one word....
Muppet...
I will not abide ignorant intolerance just for the sake of getting along.
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by Doctor Stop » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:16 pm
American Oyaji with six letters. Six letters, do I hear five? Five letters?
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