Random Gaijin Shot of the Day - Part 2

by **succubusqueen** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:00 pm

American Oyaji wrote:It's better with sound.
[YT]-czflkMWqG8[/YT]

Fuck I can't stop laughing!....jajaja....my tummy hurts!.. :rofl:

by **amdg** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:14 pm

Come on guys lighten up, it's traveled lightyears just to come here and by the look on its face, it wants to be friends!

by **2triky** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:15 am

amdg wrote:

Come on guys lighten up, it's traveled lightyears just to come here and by the look on its face, it wants to be friends!

Hopefully they'll crash at Roswell and die like the other aliens

by **prolly** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:29 am

welcome to 2002.

American Oyaji wrote:It's better with sound.
[YT]-czflkMWqG8[/YT]

by **2triky** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:39 am

prolly wrote:welcome to 2002.

granted it's old but it's still funny. i hear there's a new video of him now...this time he face plants and loses both pairs of nunchuks.

by **Takechanpoo** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:49 pm

"Watch me your gaijin card!!!"

by **Doctor Stop** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:06 am

How much for sucky-sucky?

by **Ol Dirty Gaijin** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:11 am

Ka mate, ka mate
Ka ora, ka ora
Ka mate, ka mate
Ka ora, ka ora
Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru
Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā
Ā upane, ka upane
Ā upane, ka upane
Whiti te rā, hī!

by **Mulboyne** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:27 am

Takechanpoo wrote:"Watch me your gaijin card!!!"

That reminds me of a scene last week when, sadly, I had no camera to hand. Around 11:30pm outside Shinjuku Station south exit, a ramen yatai had set up with some tables and stools. Sitting on two of the stools were a uniformed policeman talking with a large white foreigner while another policeman stood nearby. The incongruous setting made it seem like a friendly chat but I got the distinct impression the FG hadn't initiated the conversation. I can't imagine the owner was best pleased to have a couple of his seats occupied at such a busy time but he probably wasn't about to ask them to move.

by **2triky** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:01 pm

like justin timberlake said, he's bringing sexy back

by **Takechanpoo** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:40 pm

by **Iraira** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:03 am

Random gaijin looking at random drummer's random crotch at the 2007 Koenji Awaodori Festival.

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:32 am

You must have taken that photo as that festival was tonight wasn't it? Nice!!

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:34 am

Screen shots of an engrish eroge sim...

Canadian Maid in Japan---maid simulation for engrish study

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:34 am

Takechanpoo wrote:

"Watch me your gaijin card!!!"

OMG - this happened to me tonight!!! Got a ride in a cop car and everything. Have a photo on my blog!! Also see this thread for more details. :rolleyes:

by **jingai** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:35 am

Takechanpoo wrote:

.

I think I know him... click on the uyoku trailer here:
http://figure8productions.com/e_film.htm

by **halfnip** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:48 am

jingai wrote:I think I know him... click on the uyoku trailer here:
http://figure8productions.com/e_film.htm

Yeah, let's promote world peace by blasting loud ass music while screaming, eventually waking up the hung-over FG on an early Saturday or Sunday morning...

That's the ONE thing I hate about living close to the embassies.. :-x

by **FG Lurker** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:59 pm

A very good friend of mine who has unfortunately returned home.

by **Iraira** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:31 pm

GomiGirl wrote:You must have taken that photo as that festival was tonight wasn't it? Nice!!

Completely dug the sonic cacaphony. I must drop acid for next year's Awaodori, the "music" is pure psychedelic delight. What was not a delight was some psychotic obaasan smacking he in the head with her uchiwa every 30 seconds.

by **2triky** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:32 am

FG Lurker wrote:A very good friend of mine who has unfortunately returned home.

What's the Dream Capsule all about? Please explain

by **craxican** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:37 am

Takechanpoo wrote:
kimchi is trying to fabricate even penis size!

dude takechan poop, you fuckin dumb, i dont think that j-ppl are .5 less than than germans.

more so, americans are also chineese and japanese, the ppl on the bottom of the penis chain.

and korea sure the fuck is not on top, unless i read this wrong, kong jong kim ill pang poo is changin shit in his colleges.... dont think you are big, you still have to take left overs from us gai jin lil samurai

where is africa? i know you like chocolate poopoo chan, i know you do....

by **American Oyaji** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:47 am

I think it is funny that Japan is .1 above the U.S.

by **emperor** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:53 am

I'm guessing they didnt include the Irish results cause we were constantly flaccid from the cold rain and maintaining the #2 worldwide beer consumption statistic

but if they did ....

by **eighty5er** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:01 pm

[SIZE="5"]1. Irish cock [/SIZE]

One of the largest cocks this side of the Atlantic.

"Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!"

by **Tsuru** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:40 pm

Isn't Irelands second largest city named "Cock"?

Oh wait...

by **Mulboyne** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:04 pm

by **Greji** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:53 am

Mulboyne wrote:

Not good......
:rofl:

by **ttjereth** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:58 pm

This picture makes me laugh everytime I look at it. If I remember correctly this is from a site where he was offering himself up as a tour guide.

(Hopefully this isn't a photo of anyone on this board

)

by **Iraira** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:38 am

ttjereth wrote:This picture makes me laugh everytime I look at it. If I remember correctly this is from a site where he was offering himself up as a tour guide.

(Hopefully this isn't a photo of anyone on this board )

My hair is shorter now and through months of electroshock therapy, I got that mass murder about to go on a rampage look out of my eyes. Now, I can nanpa the jr. high girls by the bushel....must be nearing my bedtime.

by **ttjereth** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:25 pm

Iraira wrote:My hair is shorter now and through months of electroshock therapy, I got that mass murder about to go on a rampage look out of my eyes. Now, I can nanpa the jr. high girls by the bushel....must be nearing my bedtime.

I really wish I could find the original advertisement again. From what I remember he was offering himself up as a fluent guide and the overall tone of the ad was serious, but then he included that pic and all I could think was, "who the hell would pay money to be stuck alone with that guy".

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