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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:50 am

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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:55 am

Uhh, yeah... Adding yet another database of foreigners will really help keep track of those foreigners who don't update their data when they move. :roll:
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Postby amdg » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:05 pm

and end up being left out of local administrative services


I wish I wasn't so cynical, but :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

And here I was thinking that they just wanted to make sure they got all the local taxes that they are entitled to from residents.
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Postby Neo-Rio » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:48 pm

amdg wrote:And here I was thinking that they just wanted to make sure they got all the local taxes that they are entitled to from residents.


You've got it in one.

Those pesky foreigners move out of their gaijin ghettos soon after they arrive, and move in with several lonely 30-something Japanese women. How is local government meant to get residents taxes from a foreign guy of no fixed address who moves between three different women's apartments?
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Postby ttjereth » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:50 pm

I'd like to organize a conference for FGs where we demand they do something with our tax money that actually benefits US instead of just imposes more difficulties/irratations...

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:20 pm

Mulboyne wrote:...the annual conference held this year in Minokamo, Gifu Prefecture, organizers said.

Could they have picked a worse shithole of a town? Spent a year traveling there to teach a few classes. Mino City=quaint, picturesque. Minokamo City=stinking pit of despair.
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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:22 am

Japan, Japan ueber alles, ueber alles in der welt....
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:56 am

xenomorph42 wrote:Japan, Japan ueber alles, ueber alles in der welt....


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