This is the bomb!

[kusai Jijii]

Hey,


Personally my tattoos are not really there to be a fashion statement. But now days it seems a lot of people are getting them for that reason, to each there own. - Luke

Right. Thats why you got yours, yeah, so as no one could see 'em. Kept 'em private, only show 'em to a select few in cyberspace on your first FG avatar and stuff, right. Hmmm...

Not that I have anything against tats n shit. Just dont go getting all condescending and shit on us...

[Torimaro]

Hey im new.
i will be moving to the Kansai area next month so ill probably post a lot here once the honeymoon period is over and I need to vent about how much i hate it.

as for the on going tattoo conversation, if one of the reasons you got a tattoo is not cuz tattoos are cool then you are a liar

[EastCoastBoso]

Im new too,
Hopefully Ill be taking a vacation this summer and go to tokyo. Im also tossing the idea around of applying to JET after I finish up here at college. Anyways, Ive been lurking around here and BD for awhile so I figured Id post up.

Oh and I dont have any tats, although I kinda dig the crazy yak full body ones, but I realize I am in no way japanese, so that aint gunna happen.

[Visitor K]

if one of the reasons you got a tattoo is not cuz tattoos are cool then you are a liar

i guess that makes me a liar, as i always tell myself the reason i got tattooed was because i thought it looked fucking lame.
where in kansai are you going? my first year in japan was in wakayama, just south of osaka.. i much preferred kansai over the tokyo area. try not to get jaded too quickly, japan could use SOME well adjusted and content gaijin over there!

[Torimaro]

Ill be in Inami (by tsuchiyama station near kakogawa) with my in-laws at first, I could end up anywhere between Akashi and Osaka after that. I dont plan on getting jaded too much too fast. I already have friends and family there and I think that will help.

Have you had any work done in japan? Any shop recomendations? The only one I've seen in person was in Himeji, it seemed like a good spot. I havent looked very hard yet.

[amdg]

Hoy there! C’mon in mate, more’s the merrier!



amdg's the name. Pleased ta meet ya!

Torimaro is it? That’s a funny name, no worries! You ain't a cop are ya? Nah, didn' thinks so.

We’re havin’ a bit of a shindig tonight. Are ya up for a bit? HA ha! Though you might be mate! Ahh it’s beer-o’clock so let’s find us a few tinnies. Uh, here we are..















This here's bikkle .You probly heard ‘bout him already. This is basically his place, so don’t piss ‘im off.

Anyway mate, we can probably talk better inside. Let’s go.








Pull up a seat mate an make yaself at home. Sit anywhere you like!















But watch out fur that greeny-brown spot on the couch. Ol' annie, our house goat, had a few anal glands needed 'spressing an someone went an done it there. I was gonna clean it up last month, but don't really need to because the smell is enough to keep anyone frum sittun in it, right? I'm alwuys thinkin' bout how to save time on the housework.

What's that? don't feel like sitting down just now. No worries! Let's go meet some more of the crew.










Oh look, there's Mulboyne over there. He's a smart fella that one, a good listener. See! He's havin a debate or something with those other people. Let's go up closer and see if we can hear what theys talking about.



Looks like there talking about somfing serious, hey? We better not disturb em right now.






Oh shit I almost forgot. Come over here and meet Taro. Don't mention it to him, but this is the guy that invented the 4-holed sex doll. Bloody genius. He hasn't had to work a day in his life since then, just sits back and lives off of those royalty checks. Lucky bastard. He's not a bad bloke though. Pretty handy to have around for barbies, as you can see in this photo we took last summer.




























Say, do you like art, mate? Ha! I thought so! Check out me shin tat.
















My missus inked this herself. She’s a bit arty farty but a good sort.



Sheeet mate! You look buggered. Too much for one day huh? I better show you to your room. Here we are.


















That guy’ll be gone soon. You'll be sharing with annie 'n' the dogs and ya won't even notice the smell once yar asleep. But you should probably sleep on yar back. Try not ta roll over onto ya front because the dogs might have at ya, hornybuggers.

So…. anyway, you can get changed now. Wait where you going?! Don't be shy. You don't av nothing that I avent seen before, believe me! Here, ya can wear these.

















If they get itchy it means ya wearin' em on the side I avent washed yet, so you probly should turn em aroun' or inside out. Have a good sleep, and I'll show you around to some more of the crew tomorrow.

Don worry, ya gonna fit right in.

[ninjaboy]

Hello - I'm a new member. I live in Wuxi, China, but I come from a Japanese Studies background and still have an interest in the country.

Just checked out the 'Random Nihonjin Pics' section - very funny!

[Torimaro]

I CANT WAIT!

i am a cop but still everyone's facial hair scares me.

mate,

mate, barbies, good sort.



buggered. hornybuggers.

sorry, i dont speak japanese.

[Greji]

sorry, i dont speak japanese.

That's all right! amdg only speaks French, but you get use to his accent!

[Taro Toporific]

Hello - I'm a new member...come from a Japanese Studies background ...
Just checked out the 'Random Nihonjin Pics' section - very funny!

Welcome! I love the 'Random Nihonjin Pics' too, but the 'Random Gaijin Pics' are more fun.

Just checked out Google Image Search for "ninjaboy"...

[unkosando]

Northern Californians (NoCals) say "hella" and date granola girls named Morning Glory who have hairy armpits, wear Birkinstocks, as their foot sweat makes the muchroom spores in the Birkinstocks sprout. SoCals are only concerned about when the guy is gonna show up to repair the jacuzzi.

Do forget the Patchouli oil! The true mark of the hippie!

[Visitor K]

Do forget the Patchouli oil!

yes, please do..

and while your at it keep those northern california hippies from crossing the border, they are taking already scarce territory away from our native oregon variety!

[steffi]

Ugh. Hi.

I'm the newest gaijin, I guess. I'm Steff, I'm a sophomore in college. I'm studying abroad in Nagoya this fall for a year. I am pretty much you're typical atypical japanophile gaijin eventually looking for the coveted position abroad. Somehow, I think it won't be hard for me. I'm an International Studies and Japanese double major. I'm Japanese Culture Club president. I spend my time driving our Japanese exchange students everywhere and helping them out. After college I'll probably get a job at a consulate if I get the NSEP scholarship requiring me to do so, otherwise I'll try JET. I've never been to Japan before, but like many I've been salivating since elementary school in the worst way. Sometime last semester when I was taking Japanese History, my rosy sugarcoated view of Japan was shattered and I question my life goals... but you know, like all things, that faded. Yes, I know I'm young. Yes, I know I don't know anything. Yes, I'm expecting that nothing will happen like I think it will.

so anywayz heysupslol

and now what you've been waiting for, pix:

[kurohinge1]

. . . . . .

Ah, I see you were also mugged by a troup of Boy Scouts, pinned down and branded with a Fleur-de-Lis.

Or is that just how I got mine?



Just kidding.

Welcome aboard, Steffi.

PS: Very brave, posting a personal pic so early!

Good luck in Japan.

[steffi]

thanks! I'm from new orleans, but really branded by boy scouts is the same thing.

haha. for some reason, the internet doesn't scare me anymore. I figure if someone wanted to, they could get all my personal information just by IP scanning and other things. a picture of myself doesn't really help anyone out information-wise.

[amdg]

That's all right! amdg only speaks French, but you get use to his accent!

Hey hey hey! I'm not French!, just gay.



-amdg
-as happy as a little girl.

[Greji]

[quote="amdg"]Hey hey hey! I'm not French!, just gay. ]

Okay, so it's a gay Kanukistan accent, but you can still use it....
BTW amdg, what's a gay Kanukistan accent sound like?

[amdg]

Okay, so it's a gay Kanukistan accent, but you can still use it....
BTW amdg, what's a gay Kanukistan accent sound like?

You know I get confused between the gay Kanucks and the common frenchies. One of them sounds like a sick duck, and .... I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore.

[Catoneinutica]

Okay, so it's a gay Kanukistan accent, but you can still use it....
BTW amdg, what's a gay Kanukistan accent sound like?

"Oh my, I'm feeling a bit of a chill, eh!"

- twentysomething he-Kanukistani skier at Whistler

[Takechanpoo]

Sometime last semester when I was taking Japanese History, my rosy sugarcoated view of Japan was shattered and I question my life goals...

If you actually have lived in Japan for a while, your view of Japan will be shatterd more. Japan is a kingdom of nothingness. You had better escape from Japan before becoming too late.

[amdg]

Wakey wakey!






Oh, yer still asleep huh? We'll let ya rest a bit more little fella.

[Visitor K]

Have you had any work done in japan? Any shop recomendations?

ive gone and checked out a few shops in japan, but it seemed that just walking into a shop and getting it done is really expensive. i was quoted 50,000yen for a black only piece about the size of a cd case at a famous place in osaka (Chopsticks, which japanese tattooists call 'famous' which in japan means it can be expensive for no apparent reason). eventually i made friends with kids who had work done, and it was through them that i got the same piece done for 10,000 at a place called crystal skull in koenji, tokyo.. im very happy with my piece.
shop around, youve got time, and it will be for the rest of your life..

[Torimaro]

Wakey wakey!


Oh, yer still asleep huh? We'll let ya rest a bit more little fella.

just a few more minutes...

[Torimaro]

ive gone and checked out a few shops in japan, but it seemed that just walking into a shop and getting it done is really expensive. i was quoted 50,000yen for a black only piece about the size of a cd case at a famous place in osaka (Chopsticks, which japanese tattooists call 'famous' which in japan means it can be expensive for no apparent reason). eventually i made friends with kids who had work done, and it was through them that i got the same piece done for 10,000 at a place called crystal skull in koenji, tokyo.. im very happy with my piece.
shop around, youve got time, and it will be for the rest of your life..

Thanks man, thats kinda what i figured (make friends with an artist or pay out the ass). I do have plenty of time.

[dimwit]

just a few more minutes...

Jesus, they give you the luxury accomodation. Most of the rest of us are stuck sleeping here

[Torimaro]

Jesus, they give you the luxury accomodation. Most of the rest of us are stuck sleeping here

Gaba has really nice offices.

[Greji]

Jesus, they give you the luxury accomodation. Most of the rest of us are stuck sleeping here

What's wrong with that dimmer? You can dump the bathwater right into the crapper and get a free flush while you're bathing. Such convenience shouldn't be laughed at!

[dimwit]

What's wrong with that dimmer? You can dump the bathwater right into the crapper and get a free flush while you're bathing. Such convenience shouldn't be laughed at!

Bath!?! Damn! I thought that was a vomitorium.

[Greji]

Bath!?! Damn! I thought that was a vomitorium.

Well, there is that, but that is restricted to Friday and Saturday nights!

[princepwnage]

hey guys. iam new to this forum, i just found it a couple of days ago.

i live in hawaii, i see japanese tourists all the time, but not alot lately.

i have a interest in japan and the japanese culture. i want to attend temple university, but everyone here says its shit.

i love japanese girls, thats why iam trying to learn how to talk to them and hook up :P

hmmm.... so thats pretty much it for now.