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Japanese Hot Girl Math

Postby emperor » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:02 pm

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The Japanese think they've discovered a mathematical formula to find the hottest chicks ever... find a regular chick on the street, ask her to introduce you to her hottest friend. Then ask this chick to introduce you to HER hottest friend... and so on and so on. They test out the formula in, where else? Italy!

have a feeling this might have been posted here before
(I couldnt find it in any previous threads though)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:06 pm

The stupidity of Japanese television never ceases to amaze me.
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Postby hundefar » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:35 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The stupidity of Japanese television never ceases to amaze me.


Stupidity? ITS HOT GIRLS FFS!!!

(BTW, they did the same thing in Brazil, Taiwan and a bunch of other places)
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:43 pm

hundefar wrote:Stupidity? ITS HOT GIRLS FFS!!!


Yeah, that video was so hot. :roll: (Not a comment on the women, btw)
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Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:44 pm

You are idiots if you dont know these girls were prepared beforehand.
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Postby Mulboyne » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:49 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:You are idiots if you dont know these girls were prepared beforehand.

It's Japanese television. I can't imagine anyone thinks it wasn't prepared beforehand.
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Postby hundefar » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:19 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, that video was so hot. :roll: (Not a comment on the women, btw)


You mean you liked the guys in the video better?
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Postby kamome » Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:10 am

After the third girl, they were all pretty hot.
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Postby Greji » Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:24 am

kamome wrote:After the third girl, they were all pretty hot.


The girls or the boys?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:43 am

hundefar wrote:You mean you liked the guys in the video better?


The point is, they managed to make a show about hot chicks unwatchable.
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Postby ttjereth » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:46 pm

I don't think this "formula" would work in real life, because I've found most women I know (my wife included) have very different ideas of "hot" than most men I know.

My wife will often go on about one of her friends being hot, and I am almost never impressed when I actually meet them.

Then she has friends who she doesn't think of as hot, but most guys I know would.

Then of course there's the whole getting punched in the face when you nampa a girl just to ask her to introduce you to her hottest friend :p

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Postby Charles » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:19 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:The point is, they managed to make a show about hot chicks unwatchable.

I had two continuous thoughts while watching the show:

1. There must be hotter women than this in Italy.
2. The bulky winter coats spoiled everything.
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Postby james » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:52 pm

i've seen this show, unfortunately on an actual j-tv with the obnoxious "let's repeat this segment three times" cut-to scenes etc. jeebus i hate that fucking crap.. it was during dinner, the only time i'm subjected to j-tv. anyway all i can say about the show is that it's complete bunk.

it's based on the opinions of women about women, which as someone has pointed out tend to vary vastly from the opinions of men. hell, even between men there can be significant differences in what one considers "hot". some of the girls they showed were indeed very attractive, but honestly i found a good number of them to be very average or simply not my type (not that i'd kick them out of bed or rebuff an advance) .. yeah, let me dream.

secondly, it's based on very, very subjective data - the opinion of one individual early in the show determines the subsequent branching (were we to proceed on the assumption that the show was honest and not staged, which it obviously is).

i'm no math whiz, but if it were at all accurate, shouldn't you be able to start with any random seed (ie any individual) and eventually arrive to the same conclusion?
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Postby Iraira » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:33 pm

My question is as follows:
1) Do Japanese folks believe that these shows are not pre-scripted?
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Postby ttjereth » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:26 pm

Iraira wrote:My question is as follows:
1) Do Japanese folks believe that these shows are not pre-scripted?


Your answer would be "yes".

At least a portion of them do. My wife's friends did not believe until I introduced them to one of my gaijin friends who has been the "random gaijin on the street" at least 6 times now.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:28 pm

Charles wrote:I had two continuous thoughts while watching the show:

1. There must be hotter women than this in Italy.
2. The bulky winter coats spoiled everything.


I was pretty much on the same page as you.
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Postby james » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:52 pm

ttjereth wrote:My wife's friends did not believe until I introduced them to one of my gaijin friends who has been the "random gaijin on the street" at least 6 times now.


wow.. six times? what are the odds of that, eh? :D
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Postby ttjereth » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:11 pm

james wrote:wow.. six times? what are the odds of that, eh? :D


Fairly good since that's one of the things his agency seems to "sell" him for ;)

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Postby hundefar » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:31 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I was pretty much on the same page as you.


You guys really need to lower your standards. Life is much easier that way.
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Postby Kagetsu » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:15 am

Crap. It got to the second lass, and after that it pretty much fluctuated.

How'd you feel being the first girl though. ~_~ Would this be considered prime time entertainment?
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Postby Buraku » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:15 pm

I was waiting for the punch line

You know after all the pretty faces
the last girl finally introduces the J-dude to some big fat Italian transexual
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