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Postby Mulboyne » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:07 am

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Hiroko Mima. More pictures (not featuring a crawling black man) over on Japan Probe and the Mainichi gallery.
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:15 pm

We were talking about this today at work. (was testing some internet based apps and had to open explorer and msn.co.jp came up)

I said she was very dark. Jguy said she look filipina.
We both looked at her name and thought なに??
美馬寛子。
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Not a very standard name he said. I mean, she's a beautiful horse?
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Postby D-San » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:33 pm

I should be that crawling black man!

Anyway, i think I'll pressure my Fiance to enter this competition some time. She looks better than her.

"21 years old". Really?;)
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Postby Greji » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:46 pm

[quote="D-San"]I should be that crawling black man!

Anyway, i think I'll pressure my Fiance to enter this competition some time. She looks better than her.

"21 years old". Really?]

I wonder what our Hiroshima Hero on YouTube is going to say, to see her up tight and right with the brother?
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Postby xenomorph42 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:29 pm

[quote="D-San"]I should be that crawling black man!

Anyway, i think I'll pressure my Fiance to enter this competition some time. She looks better than her.

"21 years old". Really?]

Better yet, I would love to be her bikini bottom!!!!:p
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Postby D-San » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:57 pm

Greji wrote:I wonder what our Hiroshima Hero on YouTube is going to say, to see her up tight and right with the brother?
:p



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Postby blackcat » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:30 pm

Not my cup of tea....I`d hit it tho LOL
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Postby sublight » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:54 pm

American Oyaji wrote:I said she was very dark. Jguy said she look filipina.


Hah! That's exactly what my boss said.

Not a very standard name he said. I mean, she's a beautiful horse?

Hell, I'd ride her.

I think she looks kind of like Koda Kumi.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:28 am

Not the most oppai worthy pictures, but I'm sure her personality makes up for it
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Postby kamome » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:51 am

From the neck down, she's a 10. There were other girls in the Mainichi gallery that looked hotter, though. I guess Japan is mailing it in this year.
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:57 am

(the) Road to the Deep East: You Are Beautiful, Internationally
...However, on the other hand, for most of Japanese, it looks this decision and her catch copy as 'the most beautiful woman in Japan' was not satisfying. In a short nutshell, she doesn't look so beautiful from views of Japanese men, and maybe women. I remember when Miss Chibana became the second in 2006, this kind of controversy was also raised. Certainly, when I watched Miss Chibana first, my eyes as a gaijin admired her beauty, but my eyes as Japanese just thought there are more beautiful women in Japan.

Why?

It seems there are two ethics on beautiful women in Japan. International one and Internal one. Some characteristic forms which are required in International Standard are not always necessary for the Internal one. For example:

Intelligence:
Internationally beautiful Japanese woman speaks English and other languages. She has a certain vision and always acts thinking about social and international contribution. On the other hand, Internally beautiful woman (like actresses or models in Japan) just loves her country and her mother tongue, and are always thinking about clothes, sweets, and other fashionable things. Even she is actually wise woman who could enter Colombia University, to become popular in Japan, the woman is required to behave like a stupid woman. (Refer to Utada Hikaru.)

Independence:
Internationally beautiful Japanese woman makes their living on their own, and try to walk their own load, on their own feet. Meanwhile, Internally beautiful women are always chasing after what the other women do. And Internationally woman always look like adults, but internationally woman sometime behave like children.

Exoticism:
Internationally beautiful Japanese woman loves her characters as Asian, (for example, narrow eyes, protruding cheekbones), and emphasize those characters to become beautiful. On the other hand, Internally beautiful woman try to conceal all the traces as Asians by all means.

...and so on.

...Especially, exoticism is the main difference of international (especially Western) aesthetics and Japanese one. Whenever I think of this theme, I have to remember the episode of an idol group DRM, used to be called dream.

When its member Yu and Kana visited United States, it was Kana who was popular among American staffs, and Yu was always neglected by them. When they visited Germany, this phenomenon occurred again. However, in the meantime, in Japan, I guess almost 90% of Japanese will choose Yu, when they were given their pictures and said 'Which do you like?' That's why Yu is acting like a solo gravure idol, even though how her boobs are smaller than Kana.

So, these two are best examples. Kana is an internationally beautiful woman, and Yu is an internally beautiful woman. ... it seems I am an international people at this selection. And this two double standards also account for why sometimes handsome Westerners are going out with internally ug.... no, JUST Internationally beautiful Japanese girls.

Anyway, according to some reports, now the committee of Miss Universe Japan is selecting the representative purely to win at the International beauty contest, without depending on the standard of Japanese men and women, but just following the global standard of Miss Universe. And Japan's consecutive winning at Miss Universe is thanks to this shift. They thought Japan can't won the Miss Universe with the chodes of 'internally' Japanese woman.

Aren't there any points to compromise? I mean, I think they can choose a woman who is beautiful, both internally and internationally. For example, How about Aizawa Sayo? I think this actress is the most beautiful woman in Japan today...

... hmm, but well, after I thought twice with my gaijin heart, I came to think she is too Westernized. It's a really very difficult choice.

But I remember Mori won the Miss Universe last year, there weren't so many Japanese who claim she is ugly, especially after they saw the picture without make-ups for the contests. To become the genuine Miss Universe, the woman may have to acquire two kinds beauty, internal one and international one. In other words, literary universal beauty. How about the representative this year? All I could say is, 'She is beautiful, internationally.' ...
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:34 am

Mulboyne wrote:(the) Road to the Deep East: You Are Beautiful, Internationally


This guy claims to be gaijin and writes like this? Pure Nihonjinronbun. Maybe he has been in Take's flower pot too long!

"......But I remember Mori won the Miss Universe last year, there weren't so many Japanese who claim she is ugly, especially after they saw the picture without make-ups for the contests. To become the genuine Miss Universe, the woman may have to acquire two kinds beauty, internal one and international one. In other words, literary universal beauty. How about the representative this year? All I could say is, 'She is beautiful, internationally.' ...."
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:51 am

Greji wrote:This guy claims to be gaijin and writes like this? Pure Nihonjinronbun. Maybe he has been in Take's flower pot too long!


He's Japanese. When he writes "with my gaijin heart", he just means "putting on a gaijin hat".
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Postby kusai Jijii » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:58 am

I think we are over theorizing this. Is she, or is she not (in the words of Greji) a "three holer"?
I say yes.
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:14 pm

kusai Jijii wrote:I think we are over theorizing this. Is she, or is she not (in the words of Greji) a "three holer"?
I say yes.

Seconded!
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Postby kamome » Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:57 pm

This one cries out for anal more than the one that AK identified in the "Oh Shit!" thread.
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Postby Greji » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:37 pm

kamome wrote:This one cries out for anal more than the one that AK identified in the "Oh Shit!" thread.


Then could we say that both are worthy of an "Oh Shit" Caveat?
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Postby kamome » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:09 am

Greji wrote:Then could we say that both are worthy of an "Oh Shit" Caveat?
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Sure, what the hell! Greji, is there any J-girl (other than goats) who doesn't cry out for anal in your book? :biggrin2:
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Postby FG Lurker » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:21 am

IkemenTommy wrote:Image

Looks like she could suck-start a leaf blower! :D
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Postby Greji » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:13 pm

kamome wrote:Sure, what the hell! Greji, is there any J-girl (other than goats) who doesn't cry out for anal in your book? :biggrin2:


Damn, you always come up with the difficult questions. Can I think about that and get back to you?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:21 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Looks like she could suck-start a leaf blower! :D

Which one?
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Postby MudDiver » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:31 pm

More like suck startin' a B-52
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:32 am

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Hiroko Mima, Miss Japan 2008 poses in her at Ha Long Bay in ... AP Photo- Yahoo! News Photos
Hiroko Mima, Miss Japan 2008 poses in her at Ha Long Bay in Vietnam on June 28, 2008. Hiroko will compete in the 57th annual Miss Universe competition which will take place in Nha Trang, Vietnam at the Crown Convention Center on July 14, 2008.

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Postby Greji » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:22 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Hiroko Mima, Miss Japan 2008 poses in her at Ha Long Bay


Again, I hear the faint voices of a Dentist and a Proctologist singing in harmony in the background.....
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Postby Baka Chan » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:03 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Looks like she could suck-start a leaf blower! :D

Sure does, dizzzaaaaaamnn!
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