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Racist "Gaijin Newscaster" featured on channel 6 morning news.

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Postby Torimaro » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:21 am

I watch the Channel 6 morning news frequently. Lately I noticed they are showing racist "Gaijin newscaster" segments. These feature the poorly dressed foreigner Dave, with beady little eyes and silly blond hair, and his Japanese co-anchors. (Kind of ironic considering that non-asian foreigners typically have much bigger eyes than Japanese.) They show Dave as a stupid foreigner who is causing numerous problems (mostly culturally related) to himself and his co-anchors. Needless to say this is very offensive and racist, especially since this news program is running on a national station.

this program should be pulled of the air.

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Postby Iraira » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:39 am

Torimaro wrote:I watch the Channel 6 morning news frequently. Lately I noticed they are showing racist "Gaijin newscaster" segments. These feature the poorly dressed foreigner Dave, with beady little eyes and silly blond hair, and his Japanese co-anchors. (Kind of ironic considering that non-asian foreigners typically have much bigger eyes than Japanese.) They show Dave as a stupid foreigner who is causing numerous problems (mostly culturally related) to himself and his co-anchors. Needless to say this is very offensive and racist, especially since this news program is running on a national station.

this program should be pulled of the air.


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I think I covered almost everything that will crop up in any thread...fill in any blanks and what's the stuff Dave puts in his hair...that stuff alone is racist.
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Postby Torimaro » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:51 am

well played sir.
i concede defeat.
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Postby amdg » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:42 am

Torimaro wrote:well played sir.
i concede defeat.


Torimaro, your avatar is RRrrrrrACIST!

Beady little eyes, silly bandaid for hair, and his asian costume. (Kind of ironic considering that you're a confirmed RACIST! It show's a stupid foreigner who is causing numerous problems (mostly violence, skin-head related) to himself and his friends. Needless to say this is very offensive and racist, especially since this internets is WORLD-WIDE.

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Postby aquamarine » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:49 am

Ba-dum ching! :D
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Postby Charles » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:53 am

There are plenty of reasons to loathe Dave Spector, but racism isn't particularly high on the list.
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Postby Behan » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:13 pm

Dave Specter could be the basis for a poll. If you could sell your dignity (I have none anyway) and play the gaijin fool, but make a lot of money doing it, would you?
I'm too poor to have any dignity so I would do it.
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Postby Neo-Rio » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:38 pm

Behan wrote:Dave Specter could be the basis for a poll. If you could sell your dignity (I have none anyway) and play the gaijin fool, but make a lot of money doing it, would you?
I'm too poor to have any dignity so I would do it.


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Postby Behan » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:49 pm

Ahhhhhhh.....

You have put that Oompa Loompa song into my head and I can't get it out...

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Hmm...

Maybe this would make a nice avatar...
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:07 pm

Hey dudes, stop bullying Alicia any more.
I do know not only Alicia but also most of you gaijin dudes fall into Alicia's jumping to a conclusion or overeagerness more or less.
Dont speak like other people's affairs.
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:19 pm

By the way, I had read a black gaijin writer's book(nihonjin-ron) dipicting Dave Spector as a racist gaijin who was scattering prejudices about blacks in Japan.
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:25 pm

i agree, take it off the air immediately. no other countries in the world portray asians in any stupid manner on their national programs.

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Postby Guy Incognito » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:37 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Hey dudes, stop bullying Alicia any more.
I do know not only Alicia but also most of you gaijin dudes fall into Alicia's jumping to a conclusion or overeagerness more or less.
Dont speak like other people's affairs.


You are just saying that because she is a girl...

Quite frankly, its sexist!
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Postby aquamarine » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:07 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Dont speak like other people's affairs.


Sorry bud, but she made it EVERYBODY'S affair when she posted it publicly here on the forum.
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Postby Behan » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:23 pm

Takepoo would be a hypocrite if he weren't a troll.
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Torimaro » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:44 pm

amdg wrote:Torimaro, your avatar is RRrrrrrACIST!

Beady little eyes, silly bandaid for hair, and his asian costume. (Kind of ironic considering that you're a confirmed RACIST! It show's a stupid foreigner who is causing numerous problems (mostly violence skin-head related) to himself and his friends. Needless to say this is very offensive and racist, especially since this internets is WORLD-WIDE.

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Postby TennoChinko » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:30 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:By the way, I had read a black gaijin writer's book(nihonjin-ron) dipicting Dave Spector as a racist gaijin who was scattering prejudices about blacks in Japan.


"It's Only a Joke!" by Dave Spector was his lame attempt at showcasing the best of American humor.

The two controversial jokes he included in his portfolio were:

"What do you do with the dead body of a black?
Flay his skin and make a wetsuit."

"Why don't black mothers let children play in sandboxes?
Because they don't want them to be covered with sand by cats."



Truly a class act and wonderful representative for the United States of America.





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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:58 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Hey dudes, stop bullying Alicia any more.
I do know not only Alicia but also most of you gaijin dudes fall into Alicia's jumping to a conclusion or overeagerness more or less.
Dont speak like other people's affairs.


In case there was any doubt, Take just outed himself as a gaijin troll with that post. No true Japanese person would be able to recognize irony.
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Postby Uhhuh35 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:00 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:In case there was any doubt, Take just outed himself as a gaijin troll with that post. No true Japanese person would be able to recognize irony.

You don't suppose he could have learned it from the posters here?
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:04 pm

Uhhuh35 wrote:You don't suppose he could have learned it from the posters here?


No. That is beyond the capability of the Japanese mind. It similar to the way the gaijin mind can't grasp mottainai, umami, or four season.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:46 pm

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Postby alicia454 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:55 am

Torimaro wrote:I watch the Channel 6 morning news frequently. Lately I noticed they are showing racist "Gaijin newscaster" segments. These feature the poorly dressed foreigner Dave, with beady little eyes and silly blond hair, and his Japanese co-anchors. (Kind of ironic considering that non-asian foreigners typically have much bigger eyes than Japanese.) They show Dave as a stupid foreigner who is causing numerous problems (mostly culturally related) to himself and his co-anchors. Needless to say this is very offensive and racist, especially since this news program is running on a national station.
this program should be pulled of the air.

Gee, another joke at my expense. But at least this poster used some funny satire, that even I consider to be amusing. (Yes, I can take a good joke.)

BTW, I don't own or watch any TV, but I have seen that newscaster in hotels and such. I don't really have much of an opinion of him, since I consider Japanese morning shows to be really lame, and are more insulting towards their Japanese audience.
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Postby Torimaro » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:33 am

alicia454 wrote: I consider Japanese morning shows to be really lame, and are more insulting towards their Japanese audience.


Can you tell us how they are insulting towards their Japanese audience?:drool5:
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Postby Behan » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:31 pm

Originally posted by Samurai Jerk

No. That is beyond the capability of the Japanese mind. It similar to the way the gaijin mind can't grasp mottainai, umami, or four season.


There are four seasons?

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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:48 pm

TennoChinko wrote: "It's Only a Joke!" by Dave Spector was his lame attempt at showcasing the best of American humor.

The two controversial jokes he included in his portfolio were:

"What do you do with the dead body of a black?
Flay his skin and make a wetsuit."

"Why don't black mothers let children play in sandboxes?
Because they don't want them to be covered with sand by cats."



Truly a class act and wonderful representative for the United States of America.





:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:


What could you do with the shrunken head of Dave Spector?

-Hang it in your closet along with the rest of your shrunken-talento-head collection!

-Use it to buy goods and services in New Guinea and parts of Melanesia!

-Sneak it into Disneyland and hang it up in that tropical tiki-hut building with all the animatronic parrots!

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Postby Behan » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:54 pm

You could probably squeeze a lot of grease out of it.

I am jealous because he has hair.
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Postby amdg » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:55 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:What could you do with the shrunken head of Dave Spector?

-Hang it in your closet along with the rest of your shrunken-talento-head collection!

-Use it to buy goods and services in New Guinea and parts of Melanesia!

-Sneak it into Disneyland and hang it up in that tropical tiki-hut building with all the animatronic parrots!

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Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:21 pm

Behan wrote:You could probably squeeze a lot of grease out of it.

I am jealous because he has hair.

That's hair? Looks like it's been carved from a single piece of something unspeakable to me.
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Postby TennoChinko » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:58 am

I read elsewhere online that in addition to fake blue contact lenses and dyed blond hair - Dave Spector who stands at a towering 5'5" also wears padded undershirts.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:44 am

TennoChinko wrote:I read elsewhere online that in addition to fake blue contact lenses and dyed blond hair - Dave Spector who stands at a towering 5'5" also wears padded undershirts.


As an associate of Dave's, he is blue eyed and about 5-9, 5-10. He doesn't wear padded undershirts, but I'm not too sure as to whether he wears padded undershorts, or not!
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