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American Sushi Gets Real

Postby Mulboyne » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:55 am

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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:03 pm

i think all foods get adapted and localised when imported into other countries. if you go to italy, the majority of restaurants are held court by a nice older guy who also recognises most of his patrons and regales you with the specials of the day and how they are caught/prepared/served. you go to an italian place in japan and it's usually a set menu with a pizza or pasta. when it comes to sushi in america, they've come up with the california roll, the rainbow roll, among countless others. stuff that horrifies japanese, as it sort of desicrates the whole sushi-ya experience. a guy who calls himself a 'sushi conceirge' is just a novelty...and one that would only be thought up by americans anyway!
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Postby satoru » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:35 pm

I think the main problem in America is the fact that the maki menu is generally 2-3x larger than the sushi selection. They want to feel full and the only way to do that with sushi without breaking the bank is have tons of makis. To me though this just tells me that the place is basically buying very cheap fish and masking the quality problem by slathering it in sauces and rice.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:31 pm

satoru wrote:To me though this just tells me that the place is basically buying very cheap fish and masking the quality problem by slathering it in sauces and rice.


I think it's more of a case of playing to their market and allowing people who don't really like raw fish to be able to pretend they do by disguising the flavor as much as possible. Fucking hipsters.
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Postby 2triky » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:24 am

satoru wrote:To me though this just tells me that the place is basically buying very cheap fish and masking the quality problem by slathering it in sauces and rice.


I think that is definitely the case with regard to many establishments.
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Postby pheyton » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:03 am

Satoru and Samurai are both correct. The quality here is horrible. And that is one of the reasons the tuna is "spicy" or the rolls are swimming in shitty sweet sauce. I've pretty much given up on sushi over here after being spoiled so many times by the inlaws in Japan.
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Postby Greji » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:44 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:i think all foods get adapted and localised when imported into other countries.


No "think" about Cyka. They have to taylor them to the local taste in order to sell. In some cases, the final product has little resemblence to the original no matter what country it comes from. Think back on your restaurant visits in Japan and there you go!

But then again, how would you know? You Russians only eat black bread and borscht, right?:p
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Postby Dragonette » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:13 pm

satoru wrote:I think the main problem in America is the fact that the maki menu is generally 2-3x larger than the sushi selection. They want to feel full and the only way to do that with sushi without breaking the bank is have tons of makis. To me though this just tells me that the place is basically buying very cheap fish and masking the quality problem by slathering it in sauces and rice.

At the sushi joints here, you can go either way; sit and order from the menu or sit at the counter and chat up the sushya-san. For my guy, that's the only way to go, and the selections are undeniably great, but the downside to that is...

a) He and sushiya-san generally get into a long, rambling conversation about what towns they came from, the price and scarcity of ankimo, etc., etc., and I just kind of sit there, smile, and throw in a few appreciative phrases...

b)I have no idea of the price until the check arrives, but it's always a major shock. :doh:
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:55 pm

Greji wrote:No "think" about Cyka. They have to taylor them to the local taste in order to sell. In some cases, the final product has little resemblence to the original no matter what country it comes from. Think back on your restaurant visits in Japan and there you go!

But then again, how would you know? You Russians only eat black bread and borscht, right?:p


we're rather fond of pelmeni and pirozhki too. :drool5:
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Postby Greji » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:33 am

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:we're rather fond of pelmeni and pirozhki too. :drool5:


I may have to go to Dubai for business for a couple days next month, so I will consider buying some for you if you can drag your blond white ass out of the dark continent for one day (Take-chan sure has a way with words that I like). You can bring old what's his name with you, that is if you have unchained him from the wall and allow him outside in public these days!
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:53 pm

American, Sushi, Real... now those three words do not belong in the same sentence.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:52 pm

You can get good sushi in major cities in the US if you're willing to pay for it. You definitely get much better value for your money in Japan but after having had the good stuff a few times I find most restaurants in Japan sub par too.

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Postby Molokidan » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:22 am

This is kind of off-topic, but the topic reminded me and so I went to search, only to find nothing...what ever happened to those Sushi Poppers threads? They were great for a laugh.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:28 pm

Molokidan wrote:...what ever happened to those Sushi Poppers threads? They were great for a laugh.

The Sushi Pooper people couldn't take a joke and ran away crying saying they going to tell on us, but here's their embarrassing video again.

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:36 pm

Mmm, nothing sez good maki-zushi like nori that hasn't been kept separated from the rice and is good and wet...:puke:
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:31 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:Mmm, nothing sez good maki-zushi like nori that hasn't been kept separated from the rice and is good and wet...:puke:
That can be fixed with a little biochemical engineering.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:40 pm

I hear you can separate the two with a little wrapping expertise...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:58 pm

Put your faith in biochemical engineering.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:11 pm

You're the doctor...

You go to a Carribean med school, too?:fresse:
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:15 pm

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Postby Doctor Stop » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:00 pm

Mike Oxlong wrote:You go to a Carribean med school, too?fresse:
Funny you should ask. No, but I just came back from a conference on spin doctoring there.
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:47 pm

Uh oh, look out sushi popper, here comes pizza cone

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But we did pick up a pamphlet, and beyond the charming Engrish that promotes the "pleasant and acceptable smell and taste" of the Coneinn pizza cone, we learn of the six varieties: ham, ham and mushrooms, vegetables, margarita, tuna, and most bizarrely, four cheese, made from Emmental, cottage cheese, mozzarella, and blue cheese.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:31 pm

Kuang_Grade wrote:Uh oh, look out sushi popper, here comes pizza cone
http://www.konopizza.jp
http://www.konopizza.com
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Postby TennoChinko » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:27 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:The Sushi Pooper people couldn't take a joke and ran away crying saying they going to tell on us, but here's their embarrassing video again.

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:oops: Was I too mean?

If you combine the other elements of Lucas Furst's dodgy background (google him) - eg. movies, financing, and questionable claims about medical degrees and certifications - I am wondering aloud whether the whole one-man Internet media blitz for Sushi Popper was for another purpose.... specifically, to convince gullible investors that this venture was for real. :herring:

Think about it. A "nationwide rollout" in grocery stores throughout the US for a highly perishable product? Yuh huh - and I've got a bridge in NYC to sell you...
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Postby Marked Trail » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:34 pm

The Sushi Pooper people couldn't take a joke


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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:24 am

TennoChinko wrote:I am wondering aloud whether the whole one-man Internet media blitz for Sushi Popper was for another purpose.... specifically, to convince gullible investors that this venture was for real. :herring:

Think about it. A "nationwide rollout" in grocery stores throughout the US for a highly perishable product? Yuh huh - and I've got a bridge in NYC to sell you...

Ah shit! You know, I went to his information seminars and actually bought into his investment plan to cash out on "the big one." So are you telling me that all of that was a big fat scheme?
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:53 am

Doctor Stop wrote:http://www.konopizza.jp
http://www.konopizza.com
Prior to posting, I saw some konopizza videos on youtube, although coneinn also is setup to sell this in convenience stores/vending machines while konopizza seems more a restaurant only setup. I'm feeling bad about this, because clearly the US is losing the lead in the foods you can eat with one hand tech race...it has been a while since the US's last one handed food master stroke, the pancake/sausuage on a stick
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:01 am

From just looking at a photo of the box, I can taste the chemicals.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:37 pm

The sushi pooper once again rears its ugly head.
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