'HO, HO, HO!' Post retarded Japanese Kurisumasu news here

by **Behan** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:09 pm

You are right, Cyka. I went back to the page and it seems like it's a large chain. Just the list for the Kansai area is pretty big.

http://www.chapel-hotel.co.jp/search_area/area/kansai.html

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:27 pm

by **Charles** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:46 am

The Telegraph:

World's most expensive Christmas tree on display

The world's most expensive Christmas tree has just gone on display in Japan - and it worth a cool £1million.

The world's most expensive Christmas tree has gone on display in Japan. Despite the recession, the makers have created the dazzling 24k gold tree to create a "gorgeous atmosphere". The tree is decorated with more than 240 jewels including diamond baubles and strings of pearls, weighs more than 21 kilograms - and is worth (£1million) 150million yen. The tree went on display this week at the Ginza Tanaka jewellery shop in Shinsaibashi, Osaka.

...more...

by **IkemenTommy** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:19 pm

Just wait till someone rips that off from the display.. just watch. :rolleyes:

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:27 am

[SIZE="5"]Kaiju-Taro Christmas!
[/SIZE]

...."Taro Kaijuu PRESENTS! Christmas Taro for shocks for Six Nights before Holy Night...

...Also offered is the: "SUNGUTS HONPO Cumguts FlipBook set Christmas-Taro Exclusive"

by **Taro Toporific** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:09 pm

Gather around the revered [SIZE="3"]Spinning Sagittated Calamari Tree![/SIZE]

Advanced design

Original design
Details here.

by **DrP** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:42 pm

Before I vomit I'd like to shhhay... as xmas is rapidly approaching, yours truly, duly excommunicated santarchist , will be <not> coordinating any such santa oriented things such as the hentai santa stamp rally, strip pole santa, black trucks vs. santa pro wrestling, punk ass santa, santa demo at the emperor's birthday , santa-all-u-can-drink-cheap-sochu-and-puke-on-the-train, or any such nonsense. So dont even bother contacting me --- I dare you.

by **Sentakki Fried Chicken** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 6:31 pm

by **2triky** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:36 am

by **GomiGirl** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:43 am

I wonder how much myrrh was in christmas stockings this year? You know, there is never any myrrh when you are looking for it. There should be more stockists.

(OK - am taking myself off to bed now - enough silliness for one day)

by **Sentakki Fried Chicken** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:02 am

2triky wrote:It is quite strange but although the connection maybe tenuous, it's well known that myrrh is a substance that was often used as an embalming agent/ointment in the ancient world...

I had no idea...I thought it was a dangerous animal...

by **Mulboyne** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:57 pm

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:37 pm

It's that time of the year again.......

Oh, Chinko bells, chinko bells, chinko all the way,
It's time for all of us to deride
How Christmas traditions the Japanese do slay, hey!

Tokyu Hands' fake snow,
Triumph bra display,
Oh what fun it is to see,
Christmas the Japanese way.

Eve sees cock tales ring,
A rabuho for the night,
Gee, those Kentucky Fried registers,
Will really ring tonight!

Oh, Chinko bells, chinko bells, chinko all the way,
It's time for all of us to deride
How Christmas traditions the Japanese do slay, hey!.

by **Mulboyne** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:34 pm

From here.

by **IkemenTommy** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:10 pm

[quote="Mulboyne"]

With a "Ho-ey" costume like that, she is begging to get her brain fucked out on Christmas Eve.

by **BO-SENSEI** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:22 pm

Ummm, I am confused, aren't they all the same girl? Well you look at the pictures when she is in the white costume you can see a tattoo on here left back shoulder. But in the other pics, there are no tattoos. Photoshop?

by **Greji** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:14 pm

BO-SENSEI wrote:Ummm, I am confused, aren't they all the same girl? Well you look at the pictures when she is in the white costume you can see a tattoo on here left back shoulder. But in the other pics, there are no tattoos. Photoshop?

Stickeys....?
:cool:

by **Marked Trail** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:43 pm

Tommy Lee Jones will do anything.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:46 pm

Marked Trail wrote:Tommy Lee Jones will do anything.

...it's sad.

....but then, just as I was about to slam him and make some smarmy comment about how I'd love to meet some women with TLJ's obviously high principles, I realized that I'm a yen whore myself, just not as good at it as he is....

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:59 pm

[YT]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/duh6eAtxpAo&hl=ja_JP&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/duh6eAtxpAo&hl=ja_JP&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/YT]

by **Marked Trail** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:10 am

Merry and gay Christmas for Happy Hikikomori...

http://hikiculture.livejournal.com/

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:16 am

I sense Taro's work here....Transvestite Santas (from 3yen).

by **Greji** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:11 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I sense Taro's work here....Transvestite Santas (from 3yen).

Yeah, that's him, but he always gets it wrong. He tried it last year, but ended up as a red-nosed reindeer in a beard and a G-string....
:cool:

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:13 pm

Greji wrote:Yeah, that's him, but he always gets it wrong. He tried it last year, but ended up as a red-nosed reindeer in a beard and a G-string....

At least he didn't end up like this other Japanese Kurisumasu staple....

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:38 pm

Santa (statue) in Kobe masked to protect against swine flu....

As a self-respecting Mother Fuck Foreigner, I think the Japanese should show more respect for our traditions.

by **Mulboyne** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:03 am

Santa (statue) in Kobe masked to protect against swine flu....

Another picture:

Yomiuri

by **Taro Toporific** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:50 pm

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/photojournal/graph/photojournal/1.html
Rickshaw drivers dressed in Santa Claus costumes pull customers in Tokyo on Thursday, Dec. 3...more...

by **Coligny** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:56 pm

Marked Trail wrote:Merry and gay Christmas for Happy Hikikomori...

http://hikiculture.livejournal.com/

Wow... that just seeing that pict and I feel my bughole stretching... that or I sat on the gerbil by accident... again... that's really the true spirit of christmas...

by **sublight** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:40 pm

Speaking of retarded Christmas news, philosophy major and level-80 paladin Grant Piper lets us know the true meaning (well, pronunciation anyway) of Xmas in today's Japan Times.

"Christmas worms its way into stores and shops everywhere like a spastic reflex... If I ask how one spells the word Christmas, I am given "X-mas" in reply, as if people do not recognize that it is an abbreviation of some other word to begin with."

Sure you are Grant, sure you are.

by **pheyton** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:25 am

sublight wrote:Speaking of retarded Christmas news, philosophy major and level-80 paladin Grant Piper lets us know the true meaning (well, pronunciation anyway) of Xmas in today's Japan Times.

"Christmas worms its way into stores and shops everywhere like a spastic reflex... If I ask how one spells the word Christmas, I am given "X-mas" in reply, as if people do not recognize that it is an abbreviation of some other word to begin with."

Sure you are Grant, sure you are.

Pffftttt..... lvl 80 Pallies are for cowards. Heal, heal, heal, bubble, heal, heal, rinse, repeat. A true WOW gnerd plays clothies because 1 hit and your pwned.

Merry fuckin Winter Solstice.

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