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Fat Prisoners Put On Diet

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:33 pm

[floatl]Image[/floatl]Osaka Prison in Sakai has decided that fat prisoners should be put on a diet of rice porridge (okayu). The Osaka Bar Association has lodged a protest after five prisoners appealed to them, claiming this amounts to a violation of their rights. According to the lawyers group, the prison decided to introduce the police for inmates with high blood pressure and bulging waistlines as long ago as 2005. It mainly entails substituting boiled rice for the watery gruel. One 50 year old prisoner, who was on the diet for sixteen months, went from 70kg to 55kg. The lawyers say that this prisoner had no desire to be on the diet and there was no compelling medical reason which required such measures. They argue that the policy is in direct conflict with the duty of care as laid out by laws governing the treatment of prisoners. Osaka Prison had no immediate comment.

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:08 pm

Maybe I should go do some hard time in Osaka.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:14 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Maybe I should go do some hard time in Osaka.
Don't drop the soap.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:24 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Don't drop the soap.


At least the sodomy in a Japanese prison won't actually cause any pain or damage.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:47 am

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Samurai_Jerk again."
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:05 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:At least the sodomy in a Japanese prison won't actually cause any pain or damage.


Unless there's a gaijin involved...
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Postby TranzorZ » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:29 am

thats a little weird....I can understand if the prisoner has a health risk because of their weight, otherwise why give a shit?

Do japanese prison uniforms still have the defecation flap on the ass anyone know?
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:24 am

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24065&highlight=metabo

http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20881&highlight=metabo

Japan = nanny state
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Postby Behan » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:56 pm

A few years back some prison guards killed a prisoner by literally hosing his back side.
His [Brendan Behan's] last words were to several nuns standing over his bed, "God bless you, may your sons all be bishops."
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Postby Kanchou » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:45 pm

They didn't hose him what I think they did, did they?
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Postby Ketou » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:26 pm

Kanchou wrote:They didn't hose him what I think they did, did they?


High pressure enema.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:48 pm

Ketou wrote:High pressure enema.


Yeah, if I remember correctly they blew a fire hose up his ass which tore his insides up. He died of the resulting bacterial infection later. Fucking sick.
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Postby Kanchou » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:00 am

That's much, much worse than the bukkake joke I was making.
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:38 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Yeah, if I remember correctly they blew a fire hose up his ass which tore his insides up. He died of the resulting bacterial infection later. Fucking sick.


You really shouldn't post such suggestive stuff on the board. Iraira will be spending all his free time hanging out at the fire station now....
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